Tofu Shih Tzu is the wife of the owner of the small restaurant, that is, the proprietress of the proprietor.

Soon, Shangguan Bald rushed up again, and he pulled a woman down.

Anyway, this woman is really good, although she is ugly, but the peach is big, although she is short, but her skin is white.

"I'm Nima...... Didn't you tell him, I can't! Shangguan Bald pointed at me with a pig-killing knife, and then pointed to the tofu Shih Tzu and asked.

"Nope...... No, I don't know him! Tofu Shih Tzu hurriedly waved his hand and said.

"If you dare to lie to me, I'll cut off your peaches and feed them to the dogs!"

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Tofu Shih Tzu shook his head vigorously.

The small restaurant owner standing on the side looked dumbfounded, and before he could react, the hat on his head was already green, and it was a big one.

"I'm Nima ......"

Shangguan Bald suddenly walked over to me, and put away the pig-killing knife: "Brother, is there any way to cure this?" ”

"Hehe......" I smiled slightly, "There is a way!" ”

"Ah...... Brother, say it quickly, as long as you have a way, money is not a problem for our four major families! ”

Shangguan said baldly and pulled his throat.

This guy is a loud and loud voice.

"Let's just keep this quiet, shall we?"

I lowered my voice.

"Good!" Shangguan Bald replied loudly.

"I'll tell you later, the first step is to buy a pair of red pants to wear!"

"Got it!" Shangguan Bald replied loudly, and then shouted loudly: "Red pants!" Buy red pants! ”

The pig's large intestine has been hidden under the table and has not dared to come out.

"Smack!"

I went down and gave the pig a kick in the groove of the large intestine.

"See? How did your Shangguan Kuoshao be subdued by me? ”

"See!" The pig's large intestine nodded.

"Do you know how?"

"Got it!" The pig's intestine nodded, and then began to walk outside the door, shouting: "Red pants, red pants, buy red pants!" ”

"Poof!" I just took a sip of hot tea and squirted it out again.

Pig intestine, pig intestine, you are really a pig intestine.

"Come back, what are you doing?" I quickly shouted.

"Isn't that what Shangguan Kuoshao did?"

"Hey...... Colon-kun, you have a snack! ”

The pig's large intestine stood aside and giggled like a person who was fine.

"Tell me the date of your birth!" I'll have to patiently explain it to the pig's large intestine.

"I don't know!"

"Don't you know the date of your birth?"

"I don't know!" At this time, I remembered the reason for the pig's large intestine but beggar: both parents died when I was a child.

It's over, I don't know the eight characters, I can't change the fate.

It is no wonder that Xuan Jizi would say that making a beggar the richest man is a great blessing.

As night fell, I followed the beggar to his den, which was actually a broken classroom at a school.

I tried hard to figure out how to figure out the beggar's eight characters, as long as I calculated the eight characters, I could change my fate according to the eight characters, as long as I was willing to spend some effort, just become the richest man in the town, this should not be a difficult task.

Sleeping in the classroom below, I noticed that there was a dormitory building above, and the lights were on inside the dormitory.

I had something in my heart, I couldn't sleep, so I came out to blow a gust of wind and slowly lit a cigarette.

At this time, a figure quietly approached the upper floor.

"There are thieves?" I was about to find out what was going on, when I noticed that the thief quickly grabbed the clothes hanging on the wire, and then turned around and ran away.

"Who?" A voice came from inside.

The voice was familiar, and then a figure came out.

"Catch a thief! Catch the thief who steals the clothes! She shouted, but the thief had already run away.

She rushed down, and by the dim light I could see who had come down.

It's none other than Tang Yuyan.

Only then did I realize that she was here to teach, and she was supposed to live in the school.

I leaned against the wall and smoked, and I wanted to see how she reacted to having her clothes stolen and not being able to catch the thief.

Then, when I went downstairs, she walked straight at me.

"Dog thief, it's you again!"

She walked up to me and yelled at me.

"You'd better figure it out!"

"It's already clear, you dog thief, you used to peek at me going to the toilet, and now you're running to steal my clothes!"

I didn't want to refute, only sneered.

At this time, an old couple who also lived in the dormitory also got up.

"Girl, what's the matter with you?"

"Wow......" Tang Yuyan actually cried.

"He stole my little change of clothes!"

Tang Yuyan pointed at me and said loudly.

"What do you mean by a bloody squirt? It's called a bloody squirt! I sneered in my heart, and I didn't bother to defend myself, so I turned around and walked straight away.

"Stop, you help steal other people's things and come out!" The big head shouted, and I just ignored him.

Some people can be as beautiful as peach blossoms, but they are human-faced snakes and scorpions, and today they are taught.

The next day, early in the morning, I woke up early, I started to wake up the pig's intestine, and I asked him to go out with me to look for opportunities.

I decided to help the pig intestine get my first job first, and I was able to earn my first penny to start.

However, the pig's large intestine slept like a dead pig, and I used cold water to wake him up.

When we arrived in town, I heard someone complaining about why the swill truck hadn't come yet, so I promised to charge him a dollar and let the pig's intestine help pour the swill.

Then, the pig's intestine went and there was no response for half an hour, causing me to lose money for the swill bucket.

By the time I found the pig's large intestine, it was already asleep on the side of the road.

I woke him up directly and asked him to push the cart for the owner of the pork seller in the town, no money, only a piece of fat meat, and then sell this piece of fat meat at the lowest price to the owner of the restaurant.

As a result, before I reached the restaurant, the fat was lost by the pig's large intestine.

Throughout the day, I tried many ways to make him earn money with my pig's intestine, but without exception, all of them failed!

What does it take to be in such a situation?

In the evening, we returned to the broken classrooms of the school.

I don't have much money left, how hard does it have to be to make a beggar the richest man for a thousand dollars?

Beggars, it is the spirit that is poor.

The next day, before going out, I started to shake the hexagram, and I found the most favorable place for the pig's large intestine, and then, the pig's large intestine can fall asleep while standing.

I suddenly became a little disheartened, and when I returned to the school that night, someone was waiting for me at the door.

They asked me to take me upstairs to Tang Yuyan's dormitory.

There was a well-dressed man sitting inside, just with a mouthful of buckteeth, and when I came back, I knew that he was the broad young man of the Gongsun family.

"You stole Mr. Tang's clothes?" Gongsun Bucktooth asked.

"Nope!" I shook my head.

"So, is it Teacher Tang who wronged you?" Gongsun Bucktooth asked again.

"Yes!" As soon as I answered, someone started to move at me.

These people have a lot of strength, and I am not an opponent.

I remembered that Gongsun Luoya's family were all farming and livestock-like figures.

"In the future, remember, Mr. Tang's things, if you dare to take a look, I will beat you!" Gongsun Bucktooth warned me.

I felt like my lungs were about to explode, and I wanted revenge on the spot, but I couldn't.

I had no choice but to swallow my anger and go back to my accommodation.

The pig's large intestine suddenly realized that something had happened to me, and he asked unprecedentedly: "What's wrong?" ”

"Get out! Get lost! Go aside! It's not because of you bastard! I yelled at the pig's intestine.

The pig's intestine was startled by my move, and he actually ran out, and after about five minutes, he ran back again.

"Give!" He was holding something in his hand, and the light was too dim to see clearly.

"What the fuck are you giving me?"

I tried to hit him.

"Artemisia annua, stop the bleeding! Your lips are bleeding! ”

The pig's large intestine said very scared.

Suddenly, I felt a little surprised, this brainless pig intestine still understands this?

I took it, and sure enough, it was Artemisia annua, and it was wet on it, so he should have pinched the city powder.

I pressed it on my injured lip, "How does it feel salty?" ”

"That...... I poured a soak of pee on it......"

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