"Thank you, thank you! Hey, why are you polite? ”

I quickly dismounted and warmly followed the crowd of people who had come to welcome me, these people were honest and simple farmers!

I can't help but feel the simplicity of the people of Xiyu Town.

"Teacher Tang, I would have thought you were a woman, but I didn't expect you to be a handsome guy!"

The leader of the welcoming team was an old man who was about forty years old, the growth of the entire Xiyu Town, the controller of the Ouyang family, Ouyang Tian.

"That beautiful woman in the back must be your wife, right?"

"Uh......" I turned red and couldn't speak.

Feelings are to welcome Tang Yuyan, I am self-inflicted.

It's impossible to think about it with a pineapple cap!

"I'm Tang Yuyan, he's just a dog thief!" Tang Yuyan said loudly behind.

"Dog thief?" I glanced back at Tang Yuyan, "You're too much!" ”

"Do you dare to say you're not a dog thief?" Tang Yuyan asked me in front of so many people.

Even though they were all strangers, I still felt embarrassed.

I, Zhang Zhengyang, am a person who stands and pees, squats and with his face outward.

That's it! That's it! I've also been a person who has experienced big winds and waves along the way. How was Yan Wenbin, who was so awesome at the beginning? What about the underground emperor in the East City?

There are not ten people that I Zhang Zhengyang has stepped on, but there are eight, right?

Moreover, the more people who look down on me, the more they have to beg me in the end, and I still have this confidence.

Watching the excitement in the crowd was a beggar, dressed in tatters and smelling all over his body, and his hair had not been washed for at least a year and had not been trimmed for three years.

He's supposed to be the one I'm going to help, the only beggar in town.

I strode over to him and stopped, in front of him, "Hey, are you the only beggar in this town?" ”

"yes!" He nodded in reply. He still seems proud. Is it true that no matter what you do, as long as you do it uniquely, you will have a sense of pride in your heart?

"What's it called?" I asked him for his name.

"Zhu Dachang!" He replied.

"Have you eaten?" I asked again.

"Nope!" He replied honestly.

I noticed that he was tall, not thin but fat, and it seemed that there was at least a god of food in the eight characters.

"Why beg?"

Both parents are dead, and there is no one to rely on! ”

"Hmmm! That sounds like a good reason! ”

"Hehe......" Zhu Dachang smirked, "That girl is so beautiful!" ”

"Huh?" I glanced back and knew what he was talking about.

"Brother, will you let her be your daughter-in-law?"

I quickly asked. Man, as long as there is pursuit, there is salvation.

"Good! All right! Zhu Dachang danced with his hands and strode over.

He ran in front of Tang Yuyan and shouted at Tang Yuyan:

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, you are my daughter-in-law!"

"Uh...... "I hurriedly ran over and fetched him first."

As soon as Tang Yuyan heard this, her face suddenly began to change color.

"Zhu Dachang, you bastard, what are you talking nonsense?" Mayor Ouyang Tian scolded Zhu Dachang loudly.

"I didn't say nonsense, he said it, he said let the beauty be my daughter-in-law!"

In the crowd, Zhu Dachang pointed at me accurately.

"Ahh Zhu Dachang, Zhu Dachang, you are really a pig's intestine! I cursed in my heart.

"Dog thief!" Tang Yuyan scolded again.

I just smiled and wasn't prepared to refute.

Zhu Dachang, this guy has a problem with his old brain.

The crowd was noisy and warmly welcomed them to the teacher.

I stopped Zhu Dachang in the crowd.

This is a typical brainless guy.

"Aren't you hungry without eating?" I asked.

"Hungry!"

"Why don't you look for something to eat when you're hungry?"

"Follow them and you'll have something to eat!"

"Let's go! I'll invite you to dinner! ”

"Good! All right! ”

When the pig's large intestine heard this, it was very happy to follow me.

Xiyu Town is really a very remote, very poor, and very poor place.

There are only three restaurants in one town, and they are dirty and messy, so I can only say that there is a place to eat.

I went to one of these restaurants and ordered the best meal in it for the pig's intestine to eat.

This guy gobbled it up and ate it to his heart's content.

"How is it comfortable?" I quickly asked.

"Comfortable!"

"Wouldn't it be more comfortable if there was a beautiful teacher to serve you today?"

"yes!"

"You're right! But don't just think about it! "I started to go deeper and deeper.

"And how are we supposed to sit?" The pig's large intestine seems to have opened its mind.

"Imagine if you can become the richest man in Xiyu Town, these dreams will come true!"

"That's right! Why didn't I think of it? ”

"Well, from tomorrow onwards, we will work hard to be the richest man!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Who dares to call themselves the richest man here?"

Just when I was talking to the pig's intestine in this swear.

A voice came from outside.

At first glance, this person is five short stature, short and fat, less than one meter seven in height, and the top of his head is indeed premature, with only a few sparse hairs left.

"It's Young Master Shangguan!" Zhu Dachang immediately hid on the table.

"Shangguan? Isn't it the son of the pig killer? I chuckled inwardly.

To be honest, seeing this person is a bit subverting my opinion of the young master.

"Do you want to be the richest man in this Xiyu Town?" Shangguan bald asked.

"No, no, it's him, he told me!" The pig's large intestine sold me again.

"Boy, new here, right?" Shangguan bald touched his head for a moment, and sneered.

"Yes!" I replied.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Yes!"

"Do you know that you still dare to let the pig intestine be the richest man? Do you owe a beat? ”

"I'm just telling the truth!"

"Tell me the truth? Why are you? ”

"I'm a fortune teller!"

"Fortune teller? How dare you do the math for me? ”

"Why not!"

Shangguan bald can let me count the eight characters for him, but it's better not to have it.

I quickly came up with the figure eight.

癸酉,壬戌,壬申,癸海,

As soon as I read this eight characters, I had some general conclusions in my mind.

But you can't say it all, you must find a pain point with this kind of person.

"Brother, let's take a step to talk!" I smiled at Shangguan's bald head.

The reason why he is bald is completely related to the eight characters.

"No, you don't! You're right here to say! And if you make a mistake, you can't eat and walk around! Shangguan bald and opened the folding fan in his hand.

This guy is still in the style of an ancient son.

"Don't, in front of so many people, wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to say it?" I shook my head.

"Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me that I let you say it, and you don't say it? I was embarrassed, and the consequences were very serious! ”

Shangguan Bald took out the pig-killing knife he was carrying while speaking.

Sure enough, he was the son of a pig killer, and he carried a pig killing knife with him.

"Good! This is what you asked me to say, do you want to blame me for saying it! ”

"Say!" He gestured at the knife in his hand, and it looked terrifying.

"You...... Not in that regard! I lowered my voice.

"What is that?" Shangguan Bald picked up the pig-killing knife.

"That's what it is!" I opened my mouth to explain.

"What the hell?" He's still asking.

It seems that this Shangguan bald really doesn't understand.

"It's about dealing with women?"

"What is the woman's side?"

Nima! It seems that the IQ of this Shangguan bald is just as different from the pig's large intestine as a pig-killing knife.

"I said it directly, it's not good when you pee on things against women!"

Hepatitis A, B, C, small intestine ...... Nondec in the kidneys. If the water is too high, the kidneys will not work.

Shangguan, this is not too prosperous, but too prosperous.

"I'm Nima......" Shangguan was bald, stood up suddenly, and then waved his hand.

"Smack!" With a bang, the pig-killing knife fell on the wooden table.

He grabbed me by the collar suddenly, and roared like a bear:

"Bastard, shit, you little bastard...... Did you peek at Lao Tzu playing with women? ”

"I'm Nima...... I, the new kid! I said in Shangguan's bald tone.

"I'm Nima...... When you wake up, it must have been said to you by Tofu Shih Tzu! Shangguan bald and went upstairs with a knife.

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