Chapter 165: Brainless Thanks to the jade pendant of "Li Yuanba is not a fairy".
"Can I go in now, then?" The girl asked innocently.
"No, you have to wait here for two days, and in two days our donkey team from Xiyu Town will come out to pick up people!" The fat man said excitedly.
"Alright! Is the room on top? The girl looked at the room above the planks and asked.
"Yes!" The fat man nodded hurriedly, "You need to pay the room fee first, 50 a night, and if you have two nights, you can give eight characters!" ”
"Thank you, big brother!" The girl said politely.
"Hey, fatty, you took me 80 a night!" I was very unconvinced and said to the fat man.
"How? I'll charge you 80, how about it? And I warn you, I hate it when people call me fat! The fat man glared at me and replied loudly.
When the girl heard this, she immediately stuck out her tongue at me, which looked very much like a certain star.
The fat man put her luggage on and arranged for her to come down.
When the fat man came down, he patted me on the back: "I warn you, she will basically become the four big women in our town, so you better be careful!" ”
"Why?" I asked.
"Because she's prettier than the prettiest woman we've ever seen, the prettiest woman I've ever seen!" The fat man swore by it.
"Huh...... I sympathize with you! I couldn't help but sigh.
Although this girl is beautiful, she is indeed beautiful, but am I someone who has never seen the world?
I have ten years of good luck in my life, ten years of peach blossoms, ten years of peach blossom luck, do you know what is ten years of peach blossom luck?
Naturally, I didn't tell the fat man about this, and it was useless to say it! Is it necessary for me to explain more to an authentic frog like the fat man?
No! Not at all!
But it's not bad how to make such a girl in these two days, at least you can chat and relieve your fatigue.
I lit a cigarette and stood at the door of the girl's room, and saw her standing in it busily, with her own sheets and quilts.
I looked at a pair of straight beautiful legs from behind, and it was really tempting.
"Girl, do you need help?" I asked at the door.
She glanced at me, I took a cigarette in my mouth, and immediately shook my head.
"What do you call a girl?"
"Tang Yuyan!"
"What are you doing in Xiyu Town?" I asked.
"Volunteer teaching!"
"How do you remember running to a place?"
"It is said that Xiyu Town is the most primitive, the most closed, just like the paradise of the world! That's why I'm here! ”
"For that reason?" I asked.
"Do you need any more reason?"
By this time, she had already made her bed.
"I see that your brows are furrowed with a black gas, and your eyes are a little weak, did you come here to take refuge in some trouble?"
When Tang Yuyan heard this, she was a little surprised. At the same time, his expression also darkened a little.
It seems that my judgment was correct!
There is a Chinese saying: "People should not look good!" ”
From a physiognomy point of view, this statement is not true.
Suffice it to say, a person's physiognomy determines his glory and wealth!
For example, so-and-so's horse and someone. Are you going to call him ugly? Ugly indeed!
But if you look at his countenance, his forehead is very large, and he is very majestic.
Tang Yuyan acquiesced without speaking.
"Aren't you afraid of a girl who came alone to a remote and strange town and had no one to rely on?"
"Afraid? What is there to be afraid of? Tang Yuyan asked rhetorically.
"You're afraid you're stupid to read, aren't you? I'm very strange, it's the same nine-year compulsory education, I can be so good, but you are a lumbar intervertebral disc, let you protrude and you don't protrude! ”
"I'm not afraid anyway!"
"When you're scared, it's too late!"
Dinner, we sit with the fat man and eat together.
I began to notice that Tang Yuyan's expression had changed color a little, and she looked at the toilet instead.
She should have wanted to go to the toilet, but the toilet didn't have a door, and it was facing the fat man's kitchen.
While I inside, the fat man eats outside. We were able to see each other's faces and communicate without any sense of disobedience.
Men and men can, women and women don't have to. Women and men just can't.
"Huh...... Little girl, she keeps saying that she is not afraid, but she is still afraid now, right? ”
"Do you want to go to the bathroom? Actually, I can help you ......."
"You rascal!" Tang Yuyan's face changed suddenly, and she slapped me when she stood up.
"No, why am I a hooligan?" What I'm trying to say is that I can do her a small favor, she must have misunderstood!
"What? Do? The fat man came out from behind with a kitchen knife.
"He's going to play a hooligan!" Tang Yuyan said firmly.
"Boy, I warned you, if you dare to mess around, I'll kill you with a knife!"
"Uh...... Get...... Just think of it as a dog, today I took an extra mouse! ”
"Girl, do you want to go to the toilet? It's okay, brother will make you a door! ”
The fat man is very proactive.
"Uh-huh, won't you, like that rascal, want to take advantage of me?"
"Sister, you think too much, brother is not that person!"
These two people sang and harmonized, and it was clearly aimed at me!
"Hey...... It's a good girl, why is it good or bad? ”
I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, went up to the second floor, and went back to my room to sleep.
The fat man made her a makeshift door, and I could actually see it on the second floor.
However, peeking at a woman going to the toilet, such a dirty thing, will I, Zhang Zhengyang, do it?
I went back to my room, took out three copper coins, and started shaking!
Listening to the fat man say this, things are really complicated.
Poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people!
The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs!
Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp!
My divination is really difficult.
Xiyu Town, the four major families, it seems that they are all writing about cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.
I want to help the poorest beggar in the town, who is waiting to die, to become the richest man in the town, and then use his blessings to light a seven-star lantern to renew the life of Li Daochang.
After dinner, I went upstairs, my stomach hurt for a while, and I wanted to go to the toilet, but the fat man didn't let me, and Tang Yuyan said that she wanted to take a bath!
Then, without saying anything, he drove me upstairs.
I suddenly Tang Yuyan, a slut, is beautiful, why is my heart so ugly? Is it good or bad?
When I returned to the upper floor, I heard the sound of running water below.
I looked at the windowsill and I could see it.
I rub! You won't let me see it, but I want to watch it, and I want to watch it all over again.
A piece of jade out of the water is indeed beautiful! It's soft and white.
After reading it, I went to sleep!
In the middle of the night, I suddenly heard footsteps!
People like me who have practiced the exercises are very vigilant.
When I looked up, I saw the fat man quietly prying Tang Yuyan's door!
This bastard, she's so cowardly! I walked over and slapped him in the head.
"Dead fatty, what are you doing?"
The fat man was so frightened that the tools in his hand fell to the ground.
I picked up the tool, and it was an iron pryer: "Now that everyone has stolen money, what else do you have to say?" ”
"What are you doing?" The door opened suddenly, and Tang Yuyan inside came out, she was dressed tightly!
"Miss Tang, this little rabbit cub was caught by me when I was prying your door!"
Since the fat man is wicked, sue first!
"I'm Nima ......"
"You rascal, dog thief! Dead eunuchs! I want to sneak open the toilet during the day......"
"Smack!" Tang Yuyan slapped her, and I stopped her hand. She kicked her again, and I blocked her again!
"You big idiot with no brains!"
I waved my hand and wanted to slap it over, but after thinking about it, I held back, it wasn't worth it!
Donkey Team! The Murong family's donkey team is finally here! After a day of walking on 80 miles of mountain roads, I set off in the morning, and by the time I arrived, it was already evening!
The town of Xiyu is located at the foot of a large mountain, surrounded by an S-shaped curve of a river.
I was surprised just by one glance:
The mountain is a good mountain, the water is a good water, the feng shui pattern is almost perfect, the mountain is surrounded by water, and there are dragon veins in the mountain.
It's an amazing place.
The donkey team carried me to the entrance of the village.
This has just arrived at the entrance of the village, and suddenly firecrackers rang out, gongs and drums shook the sky, and some people sang and danced, shouting: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" ”
I'm a little flattered, are the people of Xiyu so hospitable?
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