5. Damper thaumaturgy (I)
I don't know what happened to Uncle Liao, thinking of those vicious debt collectors, I can't help but feel related, and I regret that I shouldn't have found someone with "higher skills" than me to gamble, so that I got into such a big trouble.
Sleepless the next morning, Uncle Liao came to my house, he sat on the table with a pair of poker and a pair of dice, and asked me to accompany him to gamble money, grandpa they have left home, when I saw the gambling equipment, my hands itched to drill my heart, the scar was not good and forgot the pain, and Uncle Liao sat opposite and prepared to gamble.
Uncle Liao touched two wades of money from his arms and piled them on the table, and I said, "Uncle, do you still gamble?" ā
"That's what I said, you've seen a few shavers who don't know how to make money, and I learned these things from behind my grandfather when I wore open crotch pants, let's play a game of 100 yuan." It doesn't matter if I agree with it or not, just deal the cards and start it.
Uncle Liao's luck is really good enough, and he lost a thousand yuan to me in a while.
I really don't understand the purpose of his doing this, and I wanted to return the money to him several times, but Uncle Liao resolutely didn't, he said: "If you want to gamble and lose, if you gamble money, you have to talk about a gambling product." "I don't listen to it like the words of the upright and wooden Uncle Liao on weekdays.
The gambling time passed quickly, and I don't know how long it took, the door was pushed open, and three young men with oily heads walked into the room with a big grin, they glanced at the banknotes on the table and said, "Are you really good, and do you still have the heart to play with money?" And won quite a bit. ā
"yes, the skewers are pretty good." Listening to Uncle Liao's words, I couldn't help but feel proud in my heart.
"Where's the money, are you ready?" A long-haired slanted eye.
"His dad went to the credit union, wait a minute." Uncle Liao said. After that, he continued to gamble with me, and lost hundreds of dollars in a while.
"This card stinks." I don't know who muttered quietly, but I heard it clearly.
Uncle Liao was also unhappy and said, "It's really back." Then he said to the three of them: "Brothers, don't just stand, come together." With that, he took out a wad of hundred-dollar bills and threw them on the table.
The couple glanced at each other, and then followed me two bets, at first five people had to lose and win, and then Uncle Liao "came to run" to draw a few good cards, the three of them lost more than 1,000 yuan, long hair couldn't help but said: "Pillar, go to the small shop to buy a few new cards." ā
After the three sat on the table, long hair is responsible for dealing cards, he does not stick to the cards can also win a few handful, a dip in the cards is really a stinking, gamblers have the psychology of competing with people, the more you lose, the more you have to do it, the long hair takes off the shirt, and the eyes are shining with a cigarette.
From this time on, Uncle Liao put the "copy", and the four of us quickly lost the "bottom hanging", no matter how stupid I am, I know that the money I won before was used for gambling funds, Uncle Liao is not a chick, but an authentic "old cannon".
Changmao didn't know what kind of cards he touched, and he touched all the pockets on the table, but there were only a few dozen yuan, and he said to Uncle Liao with red eyes: "Wait a while, I'll let someone send money." ā
"Forget it, boy, stop it." Uncle Liao said unhurriedly.
"Don't win money and want to run, I'll let you wait for a while It's not a bad rule, right?" He glared and took out the clamshell Motorola CD928 and dialed the phone and said, "Send me 50,000 yuan, hurry up." "I know this guy must have a good hand, otherwise he wouldn't have fought like this.
Soon 50,000 yuan was sent over, and Changmao didn't think about it, and directly pushed into the table and said, "Fifty thousand." ā
The other two wanted to persuade him, but one bald his head said, "Brother, take it easy." ā
"Fuck off, shut your stinky mouth." Long Mao's eyes were red, and after scolding his subordinates, he dragged the three cards on the table and said, "Three Ks, I don't believe you have three sharps." ā
Uncle Liao said: "I'm really embarrassed, I still have three sharp children in my hands." "After that, turn over the cards, and sure enough, it is the ace card in the fried golden flower, three sharp.
Looking at such a deck of cards, all of us were stunned, the smoke on the long-haired mouth trembled, and we looked at the cards in front of Uncle Liao blankly, and Uncle Liao smiled and said, "Accept." "You have to collect money.
"Duh"! A silver dagger slammed into the table, and he yelled, "You're a old man, how can you have the greatest reason to play all your cards?" ā
The more angry he was, the more calm Uncle Liao became: "Even if I am out of the old man, have you caught it?" Every hand comes out of your hand. The four hooligans were speechless, because they bought the cards, and they dealt the cards in every game, and Uncle Liao didn't even move his hand.
The long-haired face was colorless, he glared at Uncle Liao viciously, that expression hated to swallow people, I was secretly worried about Uncle Liao's "safety", but he was not afraid, and sat firmly on the chair to collect the banknotes.
"Dude, you go out and ask who I am, dare to play me at the poker table? See if you don't want to mix it up. ā
Uncle Liao smiled slightly, and suddenly asked him, "You didn't see it when I did?" ā
"What do you see?" Longhair was a little stunned.
Uncle Liao pointed to the cigarette box in front of his desk and said: "Every time you deal a card, the cellophane on the cigarette box can show the card suit, so this box of cigarettes is actually a mirror to peep at the hole cards." There is also your method of dealing cards, every time you see the cards you need to deduct the cards, the hand is actually the second card under the card, although this technique has a certain skill, but I have sharp eyes, see clearly, brother, you are just the lowest level of gambling in the flying card, now in addition to the flinchin who has just debuted, who has anyone with this method? ā
As soon as Uncle Liao said this, he knew that he had met an expert, and he suddenly looked like a deflated ball, put away his face full of fierceness and arched his hand to Uncle Liao: "I didn't expect to meet a master in this industry, I was convinced." ā
After saying that, he was about to leave with someone, Uncle Liao said, "Slow down." He pushed the winning money to the center of the table and said, "This money can be regarded as offsetting the skewer gambling account, and you should not ask him for money in the future." Changmao didn't expect this good thing, he glanced at me and agreed to Uncle Liao's request, and was about to collect the money, Uncle Liao said lightly: "Don't pull him into the gambling game in the future, even if he looks for you, remember?" ā
"Rest assured, this person must stay away from us in the future." With that, he put away the money on the table and hurried away.
The room was surprisingly quiet for a while, and it took a long time for Uncle Liao to ask me, "Skewers, is gambling money what you think?" ā
"IāI really didn't expect it to be like this?"
"As the old saying goes, you play with money, you play with money, and you cheat people. You lost so much hard-earned money and went out thinking that your skills were not as good as others, how many of the real masters of money were played by luck? Like the last hand, I didn't have a card in my hand, but the three old kings I flew to him, I expected this man to see this hand and make a desperate bet, but how did he think that I had three pointed cards in my hand? ā
Thinking of the scene just now, my back was full of cold sweat, speechless, at my level, I can actually call myself a "master", and I am ashamed that I can't find a hole to get into.
I spent a few days at home, and when I got back to the factory, the gamblers didn't dare to provoke me anymore, and I stopped provoking them.
In this way, I worked honestly for two years, and when I was 18 years old, I was "promoted" to the youngest team leader in the garment factory, although I was far from having a bright future, but I was one of the best compared to my peers in the factory.
So when I went home for the Spring Festival, I bought a gift for all my family members, including Uncle Liao, and announced the good news on the night of the reunion dinner, Uncle Liao smiled as always, although he could see that he was very happy, but he couldn't say the words of congratulations to me, grandpa said: "If it weren't for your Uncle Liao two years ago who gave you the idea of playing money, how could you be today?" Hurry up and toast Uncle Liao. ā
I respectfully raised my glass and said, "Uncle Liao, thank you for your help to me, I toast you." ā
Uncle Liao said: "Skewers, you are also eighteen years old, Uncle Liao said that you will be taught the ability to shave your head at this age, do you want to learn?" ā
I have long been hungry for his magical methods, today he took the initiative to talk about this, I was about to say yes, but my father kicked me twice under the table, and then he raised his glass and said: "Today is the Chinese New Year's Eve, I have been busy for a year and have a good rest for a few days before saying other things, come Brother Liao, I will also toast you." ā
Uncle Liao took a glass of wine, and then didn't say anything else, the family happily let go of the artillery battle, and when Uncle Liao came home, I immediately asked my father: "Why don't you let me worship Uncle Liao as a teacher?" ā