"What? My dad is a mouse? The middle-aged man asked in a lost voice.

"Don't get me wrong, the ground mouse is not a mouse, this is a kung fu in the art of theft, the person who cultivates the ground mouse can choose one of the left and right feet, and the practice is called the Dharma body, with the Dharma body through the house and jumping to the top like flat ground, digging pits in the soil blink ten meters, your old man is practicing this kung fu, and his right foot is the Dharma body."

"As for why the corpse changed, I guess it may be that there were too many times in the ground back then, during the anti-Japanese years, there were a large number of dead corpses buried underground, and the old man's kung fu in and out of the ground inevitably encountered corpses, which may be the result of the accumulation of corpse poison."

The middle-aged man opened his mouth wide in surprise for a long time as if listening to a book from heaven before he said, "If this is really what you said, why doesn't anyone know about our brothers and sisters?" ”

Uncle Liao said: "This is also the great place of the old man, as the name suggests, the art of stealing is the magic of stealing, once practiced if it is used for wealth ordinary people can not resist, the old man practiced for wartime needs, such as today's stability, this kung fu naturally does not need to be used anymore, why should he mention it to future generations, in case someone in the family has evil thoughts, so he does something illegal, he is harming future generations." ”

Listening to Uncle Liao's analysis, even if I don't know much about personnel, I feel very reasonable, the middle-aged man has experienced his father's painstaking efforts, he nodded with tears in his eyes and said, "Thank you, Mr. Big." ”

The master also nodded and said: "Big brother, the old man is a hero, let him go decently when he comes, why go through the calamity again, the husband and wife are buried together, the ashes and clothes can replace the body, and his heart is the most important thing in your mother." The middle-aged man bowed deeply and turned to leave.

Aunt Ma was naturally convinced by Uncle Liao, and even praised Uncle Liao's clever methods, and Uncle Liao was very polite and modest.

I smiled when I separated from Aunt Ma: "Uncle Liao, do you think Aunt Ma is a liar?" ”

Uncle Liao's face immediately sank and said, "Skewers, we must not speak ill of people behind our backs, and don't underestimate or offend people who cultivate arts, this will make you suffer endlessly." ”

I was only nine years old at the time, how could I understand this truth, my left ear listened to the right ear, I didn't take it to heart at all, and I forgot this advice in the blink of an eye, so that I later got into a big accident and almost killed myself.

I was very curious about the kung fu of "ground mouse", so I asked, "Uncle Liao, do you know how to ground mouse?" Uncle Liao didn't answer this question directly, but just laughed twice.

A few days later, I was reading at Uncle Liao's house, and his house was full of all kinds of villain books, leather line books, parchment books, etc., and I didn't know a few words at that time, so I mainly read the strange paintings on the books, and turned to one of the thin booklets, and when I opened it, the first page was a Taoist priest and then shaved people's heads.

The painting immediately caught my attention.

This is not because I have a wisdom root, but because the subject of the Taoist priest's shaving head in the painting is a devil with a red face and fangs and horns on his head.

I'm "very curious", as a Taoist priest who slays demons and destroys demons, how can he shave the head of an evil ghost in a good manner? Just as he was complacent, Uncle Liao pushed the door in, and when he saw the book I was holding, he smiled lightly and said, "A little curious? ”

It's not just "a little", it's just "curiosity", I pointed to the evil ghost and said: "Uncle Liao, there are also ghost hunters who shave the heads of ghosts?" ”

"This person is just a ghost, saying that there are ghosts in people's hearts, not that they are ghosts."

Uncle Liao's words were incomprehensible to my "cultivation" at the time: "Then have you shaved the ghost's head?" ”

"I'm human, how can I shave a ghost's head?" Uncle Liao said with a smile.

Soon after asking this sentence, a big fat man came to his house, this fat man was wearing a gray suit, his face was oily, and he looked like a rich man's face, but the fat man was very polite, he first introduced himself, and then said: "Come and ask the master to fix me a fortune." ”

I saw that Uncle Liao first gave incense to a statue before shaving his head, and then he began to fiddle with the fat man's hair, and he did not cut his hair like other head shaving masters, taking advantage of the trend, but messing around with the east and west, and after a while, the fat man's head was like a dog gnawing, and the fat man was not angry, and looked at the "new hairstyle" with a smile.

After putting away the scissors, Uncle Liao took out another razor and shaved the fat man's head clean.

I looked at it and wondered, why don't you come up and shave your hair? But the fat man didn't think so, he thanked him respectfully, and gave Uncle Liao a wad of money before turning around and leaving.

After the others left, Uncle Liao shook the white sermon stained with broken hair and said, "Skewers, Uncle will give you a magic trick, okay?" ”

"Okay." I hurriedly put down the book and stared at Uncle Liao's hands.

I saw him unfold the white cloth, blow and say, "Come out." Under my gaze, the white cloth gradually puffed up, and then the fat man's fat head actually "rose" from the bottom up on the white cloth, still smiling at me.

I thought it was a "magic trick" and clapped my hands for joy.

Uncle Liao was also smiling all over his face, and began to trim his hair again, only to see that the fat man's hair was getting less and less, but the hair on the ground did not increase by one.

After shaving his bald head again, he casually copied the white cloth, and the fat man's head disappeared, and I said with envy: "Uncle Liao, you taught me this magic." ”

Uncle Liao laughed and said, "You are still young now, when you graduate from high school, I will teach you this magic trick, okay?" ”

However, I was destined to not be able to wait until I graduated from high school, because I was fifteen years old and did not enter high school after graduating from junior high school, and I scored a total of 215 points in seven subjects, which was the bottom five even in the county middle school, so I "graduated with honor".

At that time, my family had already changed the land, and a new house was built next to Uncle Liao's house, and the two families became neighbors, and the relationship was like a family.

Since the move after the family luck is indeed a lot better, dad first raised chickens and pigs to make money, and then began to pound the mountain goods, when the village is located in Lingquan City stationed in two large supermarkets, Dad was confused and people to talk about cooperation, as a result of the new store opening business is a good mess, Dad's mountain goods business is naturally rising, making money.

I know that Uncle Liao shaved his father's "fortune head" several times in private.

I also asked Uncle Liao to shave my rich head, and he said: "Skewers, I want to shave this head for you, which will harm you for the rest of your life." ”

But I didn't think so, "How so? Isn't Dad doing well now? ”

"That's because it comes naturally, seeking wealth and luck is first of all, robbing wealth and luck is completely different, think about Aunt Liu Hua and their family."

Within a year after Aunt Liu Hua's Feng Shui Bureau was broken by Uncle Liao, the man was arrested for taking bribes, and the family road was instantly ruined, and Aunt Liu Hua also went to the city to live with the child, and did not dare to show up in the village at all.

Later, I went to work in a garment factory in Lingquan City, and soon became addicted to gambling, and not only lost all my savings in half a year, but also owed more than 30,000 yuan in foreign debts.

After that, the gang almost beat me through the youth* outside the factory, and I was forced to go home and ask my parents for money.

It was 30,000 yuan at the beginning of the 20000 years, and the family was panicked, in addition to scolding me, they also began to raise money to pay off the debt for me, and Uncle Liao knew about it at night and said: "Big brother, the skewers have been deceived, and this money cannot be given to the other party." ”

I retorted: "Uncle Liao, you don't know my card skills, in the factory*, I am a tyrant in the fraud of Jinhua, I really met a master, otherwise I ......"

Without saying a word, my father slapped me in the face and said, "You are still bragging, I will chop your hands if you gamble in the future." ”

I covered my face and didn't dare to speak, Uncle Liao said: "Children have a playful heart, it's good to change it, but you can't give this money, otherwise it will be aiding and abusing." ”

"What then? That's a bunch of social ruffians. Father said.

Uncle Liao said: "Don't worry about it, I'll deal with this matter, skewers, when will these people ask you for an account." ”

"Tomorrow morning."

"Okay, old man, you guys will go out for a walk tomorrow, and I will settle the gamble with the skewers." Uncle Liao said lightly.