"Han, what kind of mock questions do you want to choose?" The big bad wolf dressed up as a kind grandmother and asked questions with a smile on her face.

Little Red Riding Hood blinked her innocent eyes: "No matter what the topic, as long as you don't have to work hard, you can eat, drink, sleep and sleep." ”

"So have you chosen?" When some vicious animal greets the chicken, its smile is always kind and sweet.

The chick obviously lacks a sense of danger: "To be an emperor and a big official, so you don't have to work or work hard, right?" ”

Zhang Minxin shook his head again and again: "Ah Han, you don't know much about ancient times, do you think that the emperors in the past are just like our current consuls, they don't have to worry about anything, they are used as decorations on chairs, and everything is controlled by technology and the system?" Come on, come on, I'll show you the information. ”

She stretched out her hand and pressed a few times on the touch screen at will, calling up the amount of recitals handled by Zhu Yuanzhang, Yongzheng and other notoriously diligent emperors every day, as well as their usual schedules. After seeing Han's pale face with satisfaction, he smiled and said: "When the minister wants to worry about the country and the people, to report to the king's grace, to report to the people, that day is miserable, I can't live peacefully after a meal, there is a famous loyal minister in history, every time he eats, he has to interrupt at least three times, spit out the food in his mouth, and rush to the office temporarily. ”

Ah Han was stunned and asked, "Isn't there a human job protection system in this ancient world?" What if I die of overwork? ”

"There's no way, we can't expect too much from the consciousness of backward primitive humans, isn't it ......" Zhang Minxin sighed melancholy.

Ah Han thought for a while, and hesitated to ask: "Can I be an emperor who only enjoys happiness and does not work?" ”

"Yes, it's too easy, come and see ......" Zhang Minxin instantly called up the content of the late emperors such as King Xu, Yang Guang and a number of other emperors who were extremely poor and extravagant, and had countless tyranny, which made the people unhappy. With sparkling eyes, he asked, "Do you want to be this kind of emperor or ......" fingers connected the dots, and there were a bunch of corrupt officials and powerful ministers who implemented bad governance, exploited the people, betrayed the country and bullied the king, and spent all day enjoying the glory of the information, "Do you have your favorite type among these people?" ”

Faced with such a pure, passionate, and caring question, a big drop of sweat fell from Han's head: "This, this, it seems to be too much." ”

"And what do you want to do?"

Ah Han held his chin and thought for a long time, and then asked with some uncertainty: "Otherwise, I will be the queen, find a country where the female protagonist is in power, and women are inferior to men, and I will be the queen." It's not about state affairs, is it? ”

"But to manage the entire harem, the harem is scrambling for favor, intrigue, and conspiracy, which is terrible enough. A harem of thousands of people, hundreds of little husbands, plus a bunch of sons and daughters for the emperor to bring up, are you sure you can do it? Zhang Minxin's fingers beat on the touch button, the harem has always been a favorite in the film and television industry, and any few works can be transferred out, and the pure Han classmates can be scared down.

"I'll be a concubine, and the concubine doesn't have to take care of the harem."

"But the concubine is responsible for competing for favor and love, which is very hard, and she has to wake up to the queen in the morning and dusk, and before dawn, she has to dress up and kowtow to the queen. If you go late, you will be scolded and punished, and you will never want to sleep lazy for the rest of your life, are you sure? ”

"I should be a rich family, or a young master of an official family, being an official, making money, and doing everything as a father, I just need to be responsible for eating, drinking, and sleeping?"

"Really? Come on, come, let me introduce you to a famous book "Dream of Red Mansions" for you, this young master is notoriously idle and has nothing to do, you look at this paragraph, he goes to school, this paragraph, he writes homework, and this paragraph, the homework is not good, the poor school makes the father scold, and this and this paragraph, he is beaten......"

"It's really not good, I'm going to be a commoner, right?"

"Civilians? My God, do you think that in our time, people are born and enjoy everything? In ancient times, ordinary people had to suffer from food and clothing as soon as they were born, and if they didn't do anything, they would have no food for a day. Farming, working, and doing business, which one does not require all day labor, no wonder the ancients lived to be seventy years old, and the pressure of life was too great. ”

"Then I'll be a hermit......"

"It's good to be a hermit, there is a man surnamed Tao who doesn't do it, and he goes to pick chrysanthemums under the east fence, but he is so poor that he goes hungry, and he takes his wife to work in the fields every day."

"This, forget it, I'd better be a hero, I heard that heroes never have to worry about their livelihoods......"

"I said, the heroes you are referring to are in reality, or in our three-dimensional movies, those three-dimensional movies adapted from martial arts novels can't be believed, the heroes in it never have to change clothes, never have to go to the toilet, the money is just paid, tens of thousands of dollars have to be used to help the poor, hundreds of thousands of millions of gambling and drinking, never explain where the money comes from, do you think that all the heroes have a cornucopia? The heroes in reality don't have the same things to do, it's not enough to make money to support themselves, they eat their own coarse tea and light meals, and they have to manage the injustices of the whole world, which is called a natural hard life. ”

"Then I'll choose ......"

"Actually......"

"It's ...... or not"

"This ......"

Ah Han fought hard and tried his best to put forward a number of options, while Zhang Minxin smiled and refuted them one by one. In short, the life of the ancients was in dire straits, when the emperor had to take care of everything, when the beggar had to beg for food from house to house, and he had to honor the head of the flower, there was no identity that allowed Han to continue his pig-like happy years.

The students around them were doing their own things and talking about their own topics, but they all pricked up their ears and listened to their conversations, and everyone had meaningful smiles on their lips.

Only a guy like Han, who understands ancient times like a blank piece of paper, will be deceived by Zhang Minxin. What Zhang Minxin proposed is just a special case. As long as the emperor chooses qualified ministers, he will not let the country turmoil for more than ten years, regardless of the government, as long as he chooses a suitable idle errand, he will still be idle for a lifetime. is not doing his job, and the son-in-law who sits and eats the ancestral property is even more grasping, but he only pities the little white rabbit-like Han classmate.

Although Han has been hit repeatedly, he has no worries. His nature doesn't care too much about anything. It's good to be able to find a life where you can be lazy, but if you can't find it, it's not useless to bother anymore, it's a big deal in the end, just find a topic, and then leave it to fate, regardless of his future.

Just when all his diligence was used up in the dialogue with Zhang Minxin, and his eyes gradually closed together, and he was about to end this conversation, Zhang Minxin smiled and said: "I know that I only need to eat and drink every day, I don't have to work, everything is something that someone cares about, and I am still pampered and cherished." ”

Han's spirit lifted slightly: "What? ”

Zhang Minxin smiled like a spring breeze: "Male pet." ”