What is a male pet? "Ah Han's knowledge of ancient occupations is so poor that he only knows that there are emperors and generals, fishermen and farmers, scholars and farmers, and at most subordinates and beggars, and there is no concept of anything else.

"This one, it's more complicated, come on, I'll show you the information." Zhang Minxin's hands began to tap and touch quickly.

In the void screen, countless patterns and words appeared: "This is a strange flower that I found from the ancient literature that has been annihilated, known as Tanmei, and most of the people who like this kind of work are women, also known as the same women." This is a fragment of a document that I have found for a long time, and it is said that it is generally from two ancient literary bases, one Jinjiang and the other Lucifer. ”

Originally, no matter how much documentation there was, as long as the conductor was used, it could be transmitted to the mind in an instant, but Zhang Minxin resolutely opposed this behavior.

Her reasoning for Han's resonance is that "if your mind is an empty space, the conductor is just transmitting the entire collection of books to your brain, making your brain a library, but to read a certain chapter or section, you have to work hard to rummage through countless stacks of books." Even if the Transmission Instrument gives you endless knowledge, with your lazy character, it will only make all this gradually sink into the depths of your mind, slowly forget, and you will not search, recall, or think at all. What's the point of a library that no one is looking through, no matter how big it is? Come on, let's use the traditional way of human beings, see with our own eyes, read with our own mouth, and remember with our own brain. ”

In short, Ah Han was forced to bow hard against the overlord in this way, and Zhang Minxin was entangled for three days and three nights, facing the void screen, watching countless beautiful stories.

And its content is basically the same.

That is, a small suffering. I don't know where it's particularly prominent, where it's particularly loved, in short, because of all kinds of reasons that are completely invisible, I fell in love with Xiaojiao. And the small attack is basically all big shots, the emperor, the prince, no matter how bad it is, what kind of village owner, sect leader. After they fell in love with Xiao Shou, they naturally cherished Xiao Shou's heart, liver, and cherished it, holding it in their hands for fear of falling, and holding it in their mouths for fear of melting. Where are you willing to let him work hard, don't let him do anything, settle in the harem, gardens, secret bases, and a series of places, in short, there must be beautiful sunny days, flowers and fragrances, pavilions, etc., etc., plus people, food, the most exquisite bed......

It's like a bed, it's generally big, it's soft, it's luxurious, it's very comfortable, and the reason for this is, of course, that Xiao Attack often has to go up and pull Xiao Shou to do some kind of primitive movement.

This exercise looks very tiring, but fortunately, the ones who are affected are generally small attacks, and there is basically nothing to do for small attacks, just mess around with others.

And these emperors, princes, village owners, and sect masters, basically, there is nothing serious to do, and the most important job every day is to care about whether Xiaoshou eats well, sleeps well, and lives leisurely? Then there is the most beautiful and comfortable bed, and the hard work comes.

Zhang Minxin called up countless Tanmei documents, fast-forwarded them, and added her own explanations, so that Han could see all the plots she wanted him to see. And the plots she didn't want him to watch, such as Xiao Shou was once the champion, the general, a young talent of a certain faction, even if he was accepted as a male pet by the emperor and the prince, he was worried about the country and the people, and he was worried about the martial arts, worked hard, constantly had to endure insults and misunderstandings, dedicated himself to the country, the nation, the people, and his fellow martial artists, and constantly sacrificed everything he had. I was so tired all day that I didn't think about it, and at the end of the day, I vomited blood at both ends for three days, and finally I was exhausted, this kind of content that involves hard work is all flashing, even if people stare intently, they can't keep up with the speed of text flashing, not to mention that Ah Han is completely dying, his eyes seem to be closed, if you want to say that you want to read the document, it is better to be instilled by Zhang Minxin's urging magic voice to introduce the plot.

"In short, in ancient times, men's style was a very popular fashion, if you have time, you can take a look at the "Treasure of Flowers", forget it, I see that you are not available, and between men and men, it is also a very common thing to have a relationship, which will not cause the disgust of the public. There are many kinds of relationships between men, up and down, equal, master and slave, and in these various relationships, you can let a certain party, don't have to worry about anything, you only need to eat, drink, sleep and sleep every day, at most in the beautiful big bed, close your eyes and make people work hard, only male pets. As a male pet, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, everything, your own owner pays, his job is to eat and drink and sleep soundly, so that the owner has an object, and he can work hard. ”

Ah Han was dazzled and muttered: "You said that the emperors and officials in ancient times were very hard, they had to worry about the world, and they had all kinds of opportunities, but I looked at them, it seems that the biggest trouble is just a small unhappy, whether it is the country or the people, they are all not as good as Xiaoshou and smiled, it seems that they are all quite leisurely." ”

Zhang Minxin was not in a hurry, and calmly replied, "It's leisurely, but you look at them, they also exercise day and night, 24 hours a day, life is endless, sports are not stopped, you take a closer look, these sports details, how exquisite, how complicated, there are so many things to pay attention to, in order to complete once, perfect, both parties are happy sports, you are sure that such a hard thing, you have done it, even if you do it once, you are sure that you have twelve hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, a lifetime and decades, you can exercise forever, do your best." , dead and self-serving? ”

Han shuddered: "This, this, forget it." ”

"All in all, in a word." After stating a number of facts, Zhang Minxin concluded that "the most suitable profession for laziness is a male pet." ”

Han nodded: "Then, my topic is the life of ancient male pets." ”

"How's that going to work? It's too unchallenging, no sense of accomplishment. I'll help you choose one, it's called suspicion, suspicion, cruelty, exclusivity, and hurt in love. ”

Han was stunned: "Why?" ”

"Hey, didn't you look closely? Although the average male pet also eats and drinks, it may not always be so leisurely, and from time to time he has to serve wine, dance, play music, and participate in entertainment work. Only the one who was held in the palm of his hand by Xiao Attack didn't need it, he hid at home all day long, and he refused to even let irrelevant people take a second look. Why is that? Generally speaking, these small attacks have been misunderstood and hurt by small attacks. Then the truth was revealed, Xiao Attack regretted not at the beginning, the pain was unbearable, from then on a thousand times a hundred times to repay Xiao Shou, Xiao Shou said one, never said two, Xiao Shou said that the sun came out of the west, he immediately ordered, said that the sun came out of the east will be beheaded. Only after obtaining this status can you truly live a leisurely and worry-free life. ”

Zhang Minxin said as she clicked on the screen again and called up a few clips for Han to enjoy.

Ah Han stammered: "However, when Xiao Shou is misunderstood, he will be hurt a lot, and he will make them ......"

"What's this? It's not you who whips your arm and you don't do intense exercise to punish the one who helps. The screams in the book are that they are afraid of pain, but I am not afraid of pain, are you still afraid of pain when your mental strength is several times stronger than mine? That is, you don't have to suffer from the little ones in the book, but you can get all the preferential treatment that the little ones received in the book, isn't the topic I picked for you bad? ”

"But...... But...... This one...... That ......"

"But what, let's do it?" Queen Zhang Minxin waved her hand to make a decision, and her ten fingers quickly typed out: "Simon, Han, thesis, on suspicion, suspicion, cruelty, exclusivity and harm in love, the first candidate identity, male pet, let's be sure." ”

He grabbed Han's hand and pressed it on the OK button.

Han hesitated, but did not struggle to object.

After the computer confirms the confirmation of Han, it sends out an acceptance message and selects the message in the corresponding conditions.

Zhang Minxin smiled leisurely, after the topic is confirmed, it can no longer be changed. According to Han's conditions, the computer will select suitable parents for Han, let him go to reincarnation, and give him life advice suitable for the topic, and will also use the kind of cruel, suspicious, and indifferent people who are suitable for the topic as the test subject, and give Han's close information. The rest of the story will be very exciting.

In this way, Han's fate was decided. He was the first to give the content of the topic, and he was also the first to receive relevant computer information and reincarnate in the human world.

In his first life, every classmate saw it and laughed, and the teacher had to sigh, and even the computer that recorded his relevant information was in danger of crashing.

Jinjie's evaluation of this is that he laughed dryly: "Ah Han is relatively pure and kind, and he doesn't know that there is an ugly and dark side of human nature. Although, if the naivety is too much, it is stupid, and if the innocence is beyond the line, it is...... I said, let's change the subject. ”

Xiao Rong sighed: "Ah Han is too pitiful, otherwise, let's help him and come up with ideas." And after that, whether it will help more and more will naturally need to be proven by the facts.

Only Qingchen mentioned Ah Han and sneered: "Do you really think that he was innocent and stupid to be fooled?" The so-called great wisdom is foolish, he is so ruthless that he is indifferent to everything, including himself. In this world, there is nothing he cares about, nothing is forced, anything can be done. He likes to live a lazy life, but it doesn't matter if he can't. He wasn't deceived by some evil girl, he just didn't like to have another person in his ear, so he simply did as she wanted. He's the kind of guy who doesn't bother to get around even if he knows there's a trap in front of him. Only this kind of person is truly indifferent, truly ruthless, eh...... I want to learn from him if this is the only way to be completely unharmed...... Hey, hey...... Why do you have all this expression, I'm hurt, why don't you believe it...... Am I hurting? …… I hurt people also because I hurt myself too badly, sympathize...... No one sympathizes with me, so why should I sympathize with others...... Don't go, listen to me......"