Chapter 16 Eat hard and not soft
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The night of "burning the heart" finally calmed down after the sun hit.
The battle between the upper and lower eyelids ended in defeat for both sides.
Zhuang Feng fell on the soft big bed, his little brother in the dream was amazingly large, tall and mighty, and he did not have the embarrassment of minus 100cm today in the dream......
As soon as he fell asleep, the dream began, and seeing that it was about to reach a critical moment, he felt that the whole person was floating, and he was hit on the side, moving in parallel.
"Ahh
With an exclamation, with a "bang", Zhuang Feng opened his eyes, feeling the pain of his butt kissing the floor, and suddenly fell asleep and became completely unrefreshed.
Lin Yu'er woke up and saw a stranger beside her, no matter what 3721, she kicked out of bed with a horizontal kick.
Looking at each other, Lin Yu'er shouted wildly: "Who are you, what did you do to me?...... I'll kill you...... Yikes!"
"Neurotic, don't let people sleep in the morning...... You wait a minute, don't get excited, can you figure ......it out?"
Zhuang Feng was depressed, and Lin Yu'er ran towards him madly.
At this moment, outside the room, after Feng Qingyang cleaned up Long Aotian and his henchmen last night, he groped his way to find this place, in order not to disturb Zhuang Feng's good deeds, he meditated outside the door all night.
As soon as I heard that there was a big commotion early in the morning, it was obvious that the situation was not good.
said that it was too late, and when Zhuang Feng was about to be chased by Lin Yu'er, Feng Qingyang rushed in and immediately stopped between the two.
"Who are you? Could it be that you were two people last night? Woo woo...... I'm going to kill you......"
Lin Yu'er is crazy, never underestimate the explosive power of a girl who sticks to her sentiments after losing her virginity, even Feng Qingyang was frightened by her momentum.
Hurriedly waved his face forward, and Feng said lightly: "Miss Lin family, if you have something to say......
"Master, why are you?" Lin Yu'er was stunned, looked at Zhuang Feng and said, "Are you?"
At this time, Feng Qingyang waved his hand in front of Zhuang Feng's face, eliminating the technique of changing his face for him.
Returning to his original appearance, Zhuang Feng explained: "Yu'er, don't get me wrong, I didn't do anything last night......"
"Didn't you do anything? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? Why am I here? I'm going to kill you......"
"Miss Lin, you have something to say......"
"Master, I didn't expect you to make friends with such a nasty embryo, fortunately, I haven't worshiped you as a teacher, I won't worship anymore, now I can see clearly, people are divided into groups and things are gathered by like, you must all be beast attributes!"
"It's not what you think......"
"What was that like?"
"You haven't taken off your clothes and pants, what can I do? Lin Yu'er, use your brain to think about it, is it possible that I will fight cattle across the mountains?"
As soon as Zhuang Feng said this, Lin Yu'er began to touch herself, and found that sure enough, the clothes and pants were still the same.
"Okay, you hooligan big pervert, you violated me and destroyed the scene, who knows if you dressed me after you were done...... I'm going to kill you, I'm going to confiscate your tools of crime, I'm going to chop you into meat sauce!"
"Yikes!"
Lin Yu'er roared wildly, raised his hand and grabbed it in the air, and secondly showed a long bamboo chopping knife in his hand.
Seeing this, Feng Qingyang hurriedly stopped, "Brother Zhuang, you run ...... quickly"
"Run your uncle, I didn't do anything to run wool?"
"Dare you say you didn't do anything, I'll kill you......"
Lin Yu'er raised the bamboo knife and slashed down, and Feng Qingyang found the right time to grab her wrist with one hand.
"Ding! system reminder: Get the assistance of Feng Qingyang, the punishment is complete!"
At this time, Lin Yu'er noticed the "tattoo" of the bamboo leaf on the inside of her right arm, which was still clearly visible.
"My virgin print is still there, is he really not doing anything to me?"
When Zhuang Feng saw this situation, he didn't bother to waste his tongue to explain, he has always been unreasonable, and he can distinguish three points, let alone reasonable.
Reason is justice, Zhuang Feng said to Feng lightly: "Brother Feng, let her go, let her come at me, I want to see how she hacked me to death......"
"This?" Feng Qingyang was worried about Zhuang Feng's safety, and hesitated.
"Return this to your uncle, quickly loosen it, slip out, and then close the door tightly, haven't you seen the little two quarrel?"
Zhuang Feng looked at Feng Qingyang with sharp eyes, and did not give him a reason to refuse at all, he was now secretly scolding, "If it weren't for you Feng Qingyang, Lao Tzu would have done her last night, and she still dares to blow up her hair with me?" I will take her to the clouds in minutes and ask her to beg me to be responsible for her......
"Master, you go out first, I promise you won't be impulsive, what I said just now was a lot offended, I hope you don't mind......"
Lin Yu'er calmed down after seeing that the virgin mark was still there.
Feng Qingyang looked confused, and thought, "Are all young people nowadays so abrupt? Could it be that people want to get up early to communicate, and I'm embarrassed to disturb the good thing, so I made such a fuss?" But that's how it was when I came in......
"Forget it, what do you have to say, I'll go out first. ”
Feng Qingyang felt that he couldn't keep up with the times, and walked out of the room.
When only Zhuang Feng and Lin Yu'er were left in the room again, the atmosphere became inexplicably weird.
After a long silence, Zhuang Feng took the lead in speaking: "Let me emphasize, I really didn't do anything to you last night, but I say this not because I'm afraid of you, because nothing happened or nothing happened, I, Zhuang Feng, am an upright person, a pure person, and a ......."
"He's a thief but not a thief, right?" Lin Yu'er suddenly laughed: "Huh...... Who believes what you say, although I am sure that you did nothing to me last night, but I think you must have suddenly become jealous, right? Otherwise, how could I drink so little wine if I am not drunk with a thousand glasses...... It must be that you are lustful and have done something to me, right?"
"Fearful, what am I afraid of?" Zhuang Feng was a little confused when he heard this, "I also used the means, but you said that I played tricks? Obviously, you were drugged by others, what does it have to do with me? If I didn't save you last night, would you still have the strength to shout at me? You have nowhere to ......go when you cry?"
"Don't be foolish, what kind of person are you, you were already exposed when you took off your pants on the beach that day, and you were obviously the one who drugged you, right?"
Lin Yu'er insisted, "Then you want to plot against me, but you are afraid of the strength of my Lin family, and you are afraid of ......."
"I'm afraid, you actually say I'm afraid of your Lin family?"
Zhuang Feng smiled disdainfully: "I don't know if you have heard a sentence?"
"What words?" Lin Yu'er was sure that Zhuang Feng was "lost" because of jealousy, but he didn't think that Zhuang Feng could say anything for granted.
At this time, Zhuang Feng paused slightly, adjusted his tone and said arrogantly: "I can misunderstand me, look down on me? I can't bear it...... The phrase I want to say is, 'Your mother thinks you're cold,'......"
"Don't sell it, what does my mother think it has to do with whether I'm cold or not?"
"Of course there is, I know that you don't understand this stalk, then I'll explain it to you, it's obviously my father Zhuang Haoyin who is lying in the coffin thinks that I am not capable of dealing with the Hua family, so I want to marry your Lin family......"
"But haven't you noticed? From beginning to end, after my father's death, hasn't it always been your Lin family who has been in a hurry? The marriage contract between the two of us is not something I picked out, it is your father's ......."
"Don't say it, you know that you quibble, and you actually say that our Lin family is rushing to you? Are you a fragrant glutton? Or can't I Lin Yu'er get married?"
"Heh......"
Zhuang Feng smiled innocently, "Am I a sweetheart, you can go back and ask your father, if I am not, why is he so eager to hug my thighs?......"
Zhuang Feng thought rationally, and felt that if she didn't give Lin Yu'er a little bit of power at this time, let her realize the consequences of "offending" herself, this girl must have insisted on taking off her pants and the misunderstanding last night.
Explanations have always only become darker and darker, and it is the eternal truth to clarify the interests and interests in a light-hearted way.
After getting along with each other a few times, Zhuang Feng felt more and more that Lin Yu'er was too stubborn, and her appearance was very good-looking, but her brain was too axial, and there was no spark between the two of them together, and it was always a discordant misunderstanding, and the constellations were not in line with the rhythm of the five elements.
Zhuang Feng has already felt that Lin Yu'er is a girl who eats hard and does not eat soft, if you want to conquer her, you must come against the grain, as long as you have something in your words, what is indicated in a simple and understandable way, you will inevitably let Lin Yu'er obediently go to bed and wait, and the horizontal knife is just around the corner!
After saying something about hugging his thighs, Zhuang Feng turned around and left, saying as he walked: "Think about it, don't always look at me with colored glasses, Feng Qingyang is obedient to me, is it so difficult to admit that I am excellent? Could it be that I didn't do it last night because I was afraid of your Lin family?
"Boom!"
Zhuang Feng left, and the moment the door was closed, Lin Yu'er's thoughts seemed to open a new world.
All kinds of contradictory emotions are intertwined, and every word Zhuang Feng says seems to be irrefutable, as if it is the truth.
"Our Lin family is in a hurry?"
Lin Yu'er also felt that this was the case, "But, why did he say that I was not worthy of him?"
Thinking of this, Lin Yu'er didn't dare to agree, and quickly pushed the door away.
Coming to the corridor, Zhuang Feng's figure had disappeared at the end, "You stop for me and make my words clear......"