With a beautiful woman by your side at night, wouldn't it rust your brain when you go home?

Zhuang Feng was ready to take off his virgin hat tonight, and since Lin Yu'er didn't want to marry him, he decided to cook raw rice and cook it later.

"Master, find the nearest hotel. ”

“......”

A series of brakes sounded, and the driver said with a smile: "Sir, it's already here." ”

"Haha...... I know how to do things, I know what I mean, come, brother driver, take a hundred yuan!"

Zhuang Feng took out his wallet and threw out a hundred-yuan bill, and then walked into the hotel with Lin Yu'er in his arms.

After the hotel quickly opened the room, the next thing seemed logical, and now Lin Yu'er was as drunk as a dead pig, like a rhythm of being slaughtered.

......

came to the hotel room, threw Lin Yu'er on the big bed, and said beautifully: "I'll take a shower first...... Let you feel wronged by marrying me, wait for me to arrange you clearly, I must let you see the power of a twenty-five-year-old virgin!"

When I came to the bathroom, the clothes were taken off and the sprinkler head was turned on.

The sound of the water flowing "lala......la" is like blowing the horn of farewell to the virgin, and everything seems so harmonious.

"Take it off, take it off...... Jacket off ......"

"Scrubbing, scrubbing, scrubbing......"

"Burn my calories ......"

"Hahaha......"

Zhuang Feng came to a skewer of songs that did not rhyme, and he couldn't extricate himself.

When people are extremely excited and focused, they will always ignore some things, and when they hold the shower gel in both hands and swim to the crotch unbridledly, Zhuang Feng's heart is cold.

The eggs are still there, the rods are gone, only the small holes like the eyes of needles can pee......

The song continued to be sung loudly, and Zhuang Feng suddenly changed his tune: "Return my little brother quickly!"

"Ding! system reminder: you can now open the mall to search for ......"

"Then what are you waiting for, open it quickly!"

"Ding! System Mall has been opened......"

After the system opened the mall, Zhuang Feng closed his eyes, and then the darkness became bright, and a large screen appeared in the void in front of him, according to Zhuang Feng's consciousness induction, the big screen could roll up and down.

"Instant Enhancement Potion (can instantly increase combat effectiveness, a single bottle of potion can reach 80,000 force value in fifteen seconds, can be used together), price: 180 forced value. ”

"Yes, I have to try it if I have a chance!"

"Pretending to be Forced, Skill Pack (used when pretending, the reward can be randomly doubled), price: 65 pretending to be forced. ”

"It's easy to pay for this, right?65 is unreasonable!"

"Universal Air Defense (can block all attacks, effective for up to three minutes), price: 88 loads. ”

"It's useless, chicken ribs, I'm not going to die, defend against your sister!"

"The detoxification elixir (can detoxify any poison, effective in seconds) price: 220 loading value. ”

"Isn't this still chicken ribs, if you don't die, you're afraid of Mao's poisoning!"

“..................”

Zhuang Feng finished reading dozens of mall items and was stunned.

"What about the shotgun for the cannon, what about my cannon?"

"Ding, don't worry, the items are still being updated. ”

"That's pretty much it. ”

There were new items updated, Zhuang Feng continued to look, and when all the items were updated, he finally found what he needed.

"Limb regeneration potion (if there is limb damage in battle, the system repair time will vary according to the degree of damage, but with this potion, apply to the affected area, the effect of the medicine will be direct, and it will be effective in seconds), the price: 880 loads. ”

"You're paralyzed, it's so expensive? Are you sure there aren't more than 0?"

"Ding, host, I understand your anxious mood at the moment, but it really doesn't ...... much."

"What should I do? I'm going to use my little brother soon, and now the pretending value is not enough, can you give me a bottle on credit?"

"Ding! No, host, the money will be settled in person, and no credit will be given...... The landlord's family has no surplus food......"

"Can't you still be poor with me on credit? I beg you, I have 220 points of pretending to be worth now, can you sell me a quarter?"

"Ding! yes, but a quarter can only have a quarter of the effect, which can make the host little brother grow by 5cm, and now you are minus 100cm, and it will be minus 95cm after purchase and use, does the host need to buy it?"

"Buy Nima, did you just know me? You underestimate my IQ so much? You can get out! I'm holding back tonight, you wait for me to pretend to be worth a lot, I'll buy you!"

Zhuang Feng was in the mood to take a bath, and he was crazy with a towel.

At this time, the door of the bathroom was pushed open, and Lin Yu'er rushed over with a red face.

"It's hot...... I'm going to ......"

"If you want, I can't give it if you want......"

There was no dry firewood for the fire, and Zhuang Feng had bitter tears.

Lin Yu'er was fanatical, Zhuang Feng couldn't respond, and soon his lips were occupied by Lin Yu'er, and his heart was about to jump out of his heart.

"I'm sorry for the third-grade physiology and hygiene class, and I'm sorry for the years of teaching by the female teachers in the island country!"

There are a hundred skills to be used, which is a kind of despair, and it is something more terrible than death.

Soon, Lin Yu'er entangled Zhuang Feng like a snake, and Zhuang Feng muttered helplessly: "What is the situation?"

"Hey, hey, hey...... It's not good for me to take off my pants and insult you, and you don't have to do this if you want to take revenge on me, right? Is this the rhythm that wants to suffocate me to death?"

"Although Lao Tzu is immortal and immortal, it's really too much for you to play like this, right?"

Lin Yu'er didn't answer Zhuang Feng at all, and Zhuang Feng noticed something unusual.

Hurriedly protecting the little brother who was "hiding", for fear of leaving a handle for Lin Yu'er, Zhuang Feng said to the system: "What's wrong with her? Could it be that people are drugged?"

"I want, I want ......"

"What else do you want, do I want to give you a set of pancake fruit?"

"Don't kiss, my mouth is going to be swollen!"

"Ding! system reminder: the host analysis is correct, she has indeed been drugged......"

"Damn, really...... She looks very uncomfortable like this, but I'm even more uncomfortable than her, hurry up and figure out a way, how to make her normal?"

"Ding! The host can buy the poison exorcism elixir ......"

"Then what are you waiting for, get me one quickly. ”

"Ding!Okay, the purchase is successful, the host is ready to receive it...... The correct way to receive it, close your eyes and shout "come", "on!" and open your eyes. ”

“OK！”

Zhuang Feng closed his eyes and shouted, "come, on, baby!"

When I opened my eyes, the system machine sounded, "Ding! The exchange failed, please return the baby to Xiao Ming, no extra words ......"

"Baby back to Xiao Ming, why do you even know this earth terrier?"

"Ding! That's me, I'm the smartest system in the heavens and all worlds, I don't just know the terriers of the earth, I also know ......"

"Okay, okay, I've served you, you're the most broken system I've ever seen, just leave the bragging things to me, you hurry up and get down to business...... come、on！”

Zhuang Feng closed his eyes again, and the system machine sounded, "Ding! The exchange is successful, the pretending value has been deducted, and the balance of the pretending value: 0!"

Looking at the small box that appeared in front of the washstand, Zhuang Feng wanted to cry without tears.

"Damn! I didn't do anything, and the pretending value is gone, who am I trying to provoke?"

"I want it, I'll either ......"

"Here you go, it's all for you!"

Zhuang Feng took out the poison repellent pill in the small box and fed it to Lin Yu'er at once, the effect of the medicine was instantaneous, Lin Yu'er was no longer crazy, and collapsed in Zhuang Feng's arms.

At this time, Zhuang Feng incarnated into BGM and sang with tears: "I fell in love with a wild horse, but there is no grassland at home...... Woowoo woo ......"