Niu Gensheng has been thinking about it recently, thinking of the Bull Demon King in his previous life, Hou Yi in his later life, and his master Lingnan Ghost Cai asked Guiguzi for advice on how to be a man!

For example, if you look at the Egyptian Sphinx, the eagle is full of devastation? The Arc de Triomphe and the Statue of Liberty have gone through the vicissitudes of time! Cleopatra and Julius Caesar drank absinthe! Jin Yong was smiling and proud of the rivers and lakes in Huashan! Ma Yun sent out the morning luck to sprinkle Tai Chi in Huashan! Shi Yuzhu held up the giant's brain platinum in the Shanghai Sea! Hahaha, the sea laughed! The tide on both sides of the strait? "In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, when he said the Three Kingdoms, who cooked wine with green plums? Cao Cao said that he was old! Only Lingnan ghosts can do it in the Three Realms, but Liu Bei's set is backward! Li Zongwu, the leader of the Houhei School, raised his big mother and said: "In all fairness, Xiaoao Jianghu is not Zheng Haonan, an ancient boy, nor is it a fierce dragon with a knife and a dog at the beginning! It is not the heinous ultimate murder king Huoyun evil god! It is a Lingnan ghost who does not write for money or profit!" Niu Gensheng said: "The king of bragging!"

Guanyin said: "Lingnan ghost talent has a strange skeleton, is a rare literary genius through the ages, created a precedent in the history of sleepwalking novels in the Three Realms, and read the world for a long time, I admire Lingnan ghost talents, writing ghosts and ghosts are superior to others? Writing dreams and writing ghosts and ghosts are three points into the wood! Creating a new way of writing online novels and a new genre is infinitely more creative than the new Mandarin Duck and Butterfly School!" Niu Gensheng said: "Master, he is not Huang Po buying melons and boasting about himself, nor is he a person who sells his fame and reputation, he is indifferent to fame and fortune and is quiet and far-reaching? Even if he is poor, he is so poor that he has backbone! This is commendable? Within the Three Realms, it can be compared to Jiang Ziya's beauty?"

Long Chunfeng said: "Lingnan ghosts are crying and learning from the Spring and Autumn Period! Treading water and singing, even Don Quixote sighs to himself, and Marx laughs and breaks his beard? Cao Zhi said: "I am only eight buckets high in the world's literature! Lingnan ghosts are the best embodiment of the Chinese dream! Martial arts are world-famous, and even Foshan Huang Feihong is willing to bow to the wind! In his dream, he won the Xiang Yu Strength Pulling Out the Mountain's Strength and Covering the World's Supreme Literary and Military Literature Award! Niu Gengsheng said: "Master, you are drunk, and then warm a pot of moonlight wine and Lin Qingxuan's wine dissertation?" Can Wu and the martial god Zhao Zilong go thousands of miles to save Adou?" Long Chunfeng said: "Master, are you drunk and talking nonsense again?" Guan Yu said that he was afraid that you would beat him and hide in the toilet and dare not come out?"

The Jade Emperor said: "The Lingnan ghost is more annoying than the Monkey King Daanxing Heavenly Palace! I think it would be better to send the Zixia Fairy to marry him to appease his lonely soul?" Yan Chixia and Song Dingbo sang "A Laugh in the Sea": The sea laughs, and the tide on both sides of the strait is surging? There is still a night of pride left? The singer Xu Guanjie and Huang Zhan both laughed! Wu Ma and Lin Zhengying both laughed: "Within the Three Realms, the only Lingnan ghost in the smiling and proud rivers and lakes is none other than him!" The Egyptian pharaoh said, "Awesome!?"

Niu Gensheng's eyes lit up when he saw the white bone spirit, he hadn't seen him for 60 years, and he was reincarnated in sixty years! Unforgettable first love, but the falling flowers had no intention of flowing water, and there was no love in life! Niu Gensheng hated the white bone spirit to death! Huang Zitao, the great sage of Monkey King, said: "The period of loving you for 10,000 years is too long, love is not as long as you say, and it is best to love for a long time! 10,000 years is a trick of the big talk to the West! Amitabha Buddha is the one who can truly love for ten years! Niu Gensheng will not coax a woman! Love is made, not verbal! The sweet words of the six-eared monkey are the most annoying!"

Zixia Fairy's bracelet was too bright, Niu Gensheng wanted to buy one for his lover Bai Jingjing, Mrs. Niu Tiantian knew, and almost didn't castrate Niu Gensheng's bullwhip! Monkey King took advantage of the fire to steal Mrs. Niu's heart!

Niu Gensheng has a flower heart radish, and when he sees his favorite rainbow sister, his eyes are happy. There is such a beautiful and outstanding beauty in the world and the earth? Monkey King let out a stinky fart! Killed the rainbow girl! Banana, you are *spicy! Top you are a tenth-level tuberculosis! The lover is dead! Niu Gensheng hugged the dead body of the rainbow girl and Sha Baoliang and cried and sang "Love When You Die". Niu Gensheng's temperament has become the Bull Demon King, and he can't distinguish between the past and the future, once back to Houyi, once back to the Bull Demon King, and once back to Niu Gensheng! Long Chunfeng is also back to Chang'e, and once to Xiaolongnu! It's even more chaotic than the Dafa of Soul Transfer? Niu Gensheng chanted a poem and said: "The origin is the same dream in the previous life, and the peach blossoms are strong in the three lives and three lives?

Cao Xueqin crawled out of the coffin and slapped the Lingnan ghost! How can you make up such a low-level love story for readers to see, mentally handicapped and low-minded? I am you who climbed into the Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai and jumped into the city, and it is not a pity to die! Tang Seng said: "If you die, you will die far away, and don't pollute the environment!"

Niu Gensheng couldn't cry or laugh, and scolded loudly: "You bald donkey, do you still have a conscience, I have a dead lover, you don't comfort me, you still want me to jump off the building? You are still not human? You deserve to marry the king of the daughter country for the rest of your life" Tang Seng said: "I am in love with a donkey and a camel, and I don't love women, if I say that women are tigers!

Monkey King said: "You know a bird, the Jade Emperor also married the Queen Mother! If he comes, he also has Guanyin to accompany him! Why can't a monk marry a wife? I support you Niu Gensheng and love her for 10,000 years!"

Dongfang is undefeated and snatches the rainbow girl away! Monkey King was pressed on the Five Elements Mountain by Rulai with the palm of the Buddha! Niu Gensheng and Tang Seng became comrades! After writing "Journey to the East", no one in the world said that they loved you for 10,000 years! In the past few years, there have only been three audiences in novels and movies: Liu Zhenwei, Wong Kar-wai, and Zhou Xingxing!

Niu Gensheng has become the greatest on the earth in sleepwalking: "the king of bragging", since then the road with the wind, out of the street wind thousands of lonely women in the countryside! Every household in the world is lying down to welcome Niu Gensheng to visit, Niu Gensheng has since ridden an independent cow and Wang Xiaobo who rode an independent pig side by side on the flower street, the heroic posture of the jade tree in the wind can best comfort the lonely old woman, especially the heart that is as dry and lonely as the spring heart of the desert? Even the moon blushed and hid in the clouds?