78 The cow laughs
Niu Gensheng came to Shenzhou Mengdu, and when he saw that people love to eat cows and laughed, they laughed and burst into their stomachs! Niu Huanxiao and bought more stocks will lead to a bull market! Niu Niu's anger is sky-high! Niu Niu Niu should be awesome in life! Niu Gensheng recited a few poems:
Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require a drink of 300 cups - Tang · Li Bai "Will Enter the Wine, You Don't See"
The wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep - the Northern and Southern Dynasties · Anonymous "Song of the Edict"
The night is as cool as water, and you can sit and watch the morning glory and weaver girl's house - Tang · Du Mu "Autumn Evening"
The cattle are trapped and the people are hungry, and they are resting in the mud outside the south gate of the city - Tang · Bai Juyi "Charcoal Seller"
The hand put the paperwork in his mouth, and the carriage was led to the north - Tang · Bai Juyi "Charcoal Seller"
Half a horse of red silk and a zhang of silk, tied to the cow's head to fill the charcoal straight —— Tang · Bai Juyi "Charcoal Seller"
Niu Gensheng sees what a cow is, and a cow is a cow:
The common characteristics of bovids are that they have a strong physique, have legs suitable for long-distance running, have 4 toes on their feet, but the side toes are more degraded than deer, and are suitable for running, the incisors and canines have degenerated, but they still retain the lower incisors, and the lower canines are also incisorized, the three pairs of incisors are inclined forward in the shape of shovels, because they feed on relatively hard plants, the premolars and molars are high crowns, the enamel is folded, and the surface of the teeth is abrased to form complex tooth lines, which are suitable for grazing. Avoiding predators, their stomachs have evolved to form four chambers: the rumen, the hive, the valve, and the glandular stomach, and also have a "regurgitation" habit that allows food to be better digested and absorbed. What's more, their horns are extremely distinct from those of deer. Normally, both males and females after 1 year old have a pair of thick horns on their skulls, and the shape of the horns varies from one to the other, but they are all symmetrical branches formed by protruding from the frontal bone. The outside is wrapped with a layer of sleeve, which can be taken off, and the inside of the horn is hollow, so it is also called "hole horn", and bovids are also called "hole horn" animals. The horns are not bifurcated, and there is a layer of hard horn sleeve outside, which is hollow, set on the bony horn center, and expands with the growth of the horn center, so they are also called "hole horns". Unlike deer, which have solid horns, bovids have no nerves or blood vessels on their horns, and they cannot grow anymore after the horns are removed. Except for the horns of the pronghorned antelope in North America, which are bifurcated and change their horns every year, the horns of cattle generally stop growing when they reach a certain point, and the horns are not replaced. The nose and neck are smooth and moist, and dryness is a sign of disease.
The roots of the cow belong to the cow, and when they are overjoyed, they sing a cow song:
Give it a shake of your head
Clap your hand
show off your perfect muscles
Never say no without hesitation
Oh We are two Chinese cows
Brothers have just come to this earth
What a desire to find a good friend
Make us both better
Accompany me to the top
Never Say Goodbye Chinese Cattle
I've heard my mom say
We look ugly
Mom said, "It's good that we're gentle."
Black and white bulls are naturally carefree and carefree
oh Two calves don't know how ugly
The rod knocked on my head,
Mommy said it was a good luck
Worship heaven and earth to bless,
The wind and rain are smooth, and the harvest is abundant
Stick to beat tigers, chickens and eat insects, who will be popular
Mavericks are born with a love of football, how to kick around and live like a bullfight
Box, Box, you're not ugly
Black, black is not slippery, better than black cloth
Haha Andox, pure like a chick
More shy than the sister of the Nalin family
Mommy said that if she wants to be popular all over the planet
The skills of the whole body have to be shipped to beg
Don't be afraid of big waves, keep your true colors
Black and white shiny for a long time
We are Chinese cattle
A pair of happy cows
Chinese cattle
Walk side by side
Nonsensical Bravely move forward to eternity
No one can really be free under the stars
Mommy's teachings will always be in my heart
Take bold steps forward
I'm not afraid of people saying I'm embarrassed
Black and white legends come into play
We are Chinese cattle
It will not be combined with pollution
Chinese cattle
There is no burden of dried shrimp
The whole universe will shine for us
As long as we refuel
The little finger hooks you and me, and hangs on the hook to see who is on fire
THE LITTLE HORN DOESN'T SAY THAT THE EAST BECOMES THE WEST AND GOGOGO
The little finger is also very useful, and it is called Niu Niu in a pose
The little finger hook or the small horn pocket is not as good as pretending to be cool and pretending to be a "big guy"
Andox Box has to get up early, not afraid of tiredness, not afraid of hardship, not afraid of insect bites
Box Andox Big Stupid Cow Worked hard to become Andy Liu
What a pair of Chinese cattle
It's your friend
The Chinese "cow" resounded throughout the universe
Good friends are always there for me
The whole world knows about the Chinese "cattle"!
The whole world knows the Chinese "cow"! Chinese "cattle"!
Niu Gensheng shook hands with Ah Niu and said: "Niu Huanxiao is the best cow in the world, the mysterious three-legged area of the cow! Hahaha, being a man and being a cow is the best! People and cows should laugh more! Niu Hey! Niu is angry!" "The Bull Demon King is laughing! I am the only old cow on the earth who can give birth to a child without cow laughter! Niu Huanxiao pulls out cow urine and gives birth to a cow baby! Red Bull and the big drum are made of cow laughter!
For example, he said: "Bastard things, nonsense! Niu Ke is an old friend of the peasants, but human beings use it to eat whole cow feasts, this is a cycle of cause and effect! India is the best! When a cow dies, it still makes a big cow hide and blows it to the three realms of heaven and earth!" Niu Gensheng is silent is golden! I dare not laugh out loud, and I feel like crying! Cow, how great you are! You eat grass and squeeze out milk and blood!