Chapter 294: Let's go, go to Guanghan Palace to find the Jade Rabbit

The next day, the major media in Rongcheng rushed to report the strange incident of the poop falling from the sky last night. Vertices

Rongcheng Daily: Oh my God! Did you get hit by last night? It's not bird, it's human!

Shudu Daily: Spectacle, it's not snow that drifts in the middle of the night, but.

Rongcheng Life News: It was not Sister Lin who fell from the sky, but Baba!

Shudu Online: Last night, human suddenly fell in the sky, is it a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?

"I dreamed last night that I was looking for a toilet by myself, but almost every toilet was broken, and the poop overflowed, and I dodged everywhere, but my feet slipped, snapped, and fell on all fours, but this is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that I actually slipped into the pile of poop, ahhhhh

"Didn't you call for help?" asked Koi and surfaced.

"I didn't call for help, after all, I don't know how to save lives, my name is Xiao Zhan. As he spoke, Yun Xizi covered his mouth and snickered.

"And then, did he come to save you?" said Koi curiously.

"He came, took a look at the poop all over the ground, and me who was covered with poop, and said, he still has a monster to catch, go first, ahhhhhh

"It seems that in front of Baba, true love is so small. Koi quipped, and then spat out a peach-colored bubble.

"Why doesn't that doll with a wig come down?" Xiong Mengmeng pushed the door in, and the dark circles under her eyes seemed to be heavier.

"Xiong Mengmeng, didn't you sleep well?" Yun Xizi boiled an egg, peeled it, and rolled it at the place where it was placed in the eye bag.

"Oh, don't mention it, I shouldn't have shown you any picture of the jade rabbit pounding last night, I dreamed that I was in a bamboo forest full of poop all night, and I had to watch the bamboo rolling around me and gnawing on the poop bamboo, ah! I'm going crazy!" Xiong Mengmeng covered his head and groaned.

"Xizi, are there any eggs?" Xiong Mengmeng sat down, looked at the egg in Yun Xizi's hand, and asked.

"Only boiled one, if you still want it, I'll cook it for you, can you also use it to roll dark circles?" Yun Xizi asked curiously, thinking, didn't he never care about his dark circles?

"No, you're done with it, I haven't had breakfast yet. Xiong Mengmeng touched the bulging little belly and said.

"Uh, it's dirty, I'll go cook two more for you. Yun Xizi said.

"It's okay, I'm used to getting dirty, the key is not to waste food. Xiong Mengmeng said.

"yes, eggs that have been rubbed under Heeko's eyes are cleaner than bamboos covered in poop!" koi couldn't help but quip.

"Ahem, don't say it. Xiong Mengmeng felt nauseous again.

"Take it. Rolling it was almost over, Yun Xizi wiped the egg with toilet paper and handed it to Xiong Mengmeng.

"Thank you. After Xiong Mengmeng took it, he ate it and stuffed it into his mouth, and he went down.

"Don't worry, they won't make fun of you. The sound came down the stairs.

"Is Xiong Mengmeng here?" Then, it was Xixi's voice.

"Yo, why does this sound so much like a bustling chick?" Xiong Mengmeng teased.

"Hmph! It's your Aunt Xixi's. Hee Hee said as he hid behind his back.

"Then let Ben Xiong see your dignity and grandma!" Xiong Mengmeng leaned on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and said angrily.

"Hmph, I'll see you, I'm afraid of blinding your bear eyes!" said Xixi, and walked out from behind him.

I saw that Hee Hee wore a black top hat that was too wide for her head, and walked downstairs with her head held high.

However, the hat was too big, covering half of her head, and by the way, her aura was also reduced by half.

"Poofha...

Seeing that Xixi wanted to pretend to be forced, but pretended to fail, Xiong Mengmeng leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and drove the sofa to sway left and right.

"Ahem, Xiong Mengmeng, don't crush the sofa. Yun Xizi hurriedly reminded that this sofa was an antique she had picked up from abroad!

"I'm sorry, I'm trying to restrain myself!" Xiong Mengmeng hurriedly sat down, but when she turned her head to see Xixi, she couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha!" I looked at it from a distance, I thought it was a hat and walked down the stairs, hahaha..."Xiong Mengmeng continued to laugh, but no longer shook the sofa.

"Dead panda, see if I don't tear your stinky mouth!" As he spoke, Xixi jumped into Xiong Mengmeng's arms, stretched out his little short hand, and tore Xiong Mengmeng's mouth.

"Ouch! Ouch! The doll has beaten up the national treasure!" Xiong Mengmeng was pulled so painfully that she hurriedly yelled.

"What kind of national treasure are you? Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong, it's almost a tattoo. Xixi pulled Xiong Mengmeng's mouth and said fiercely.

"Watch out for my couch. Glancing up at the two of them, Yun Xizi continued to work on his own business.

"Stop, stop, why don't you wear a wig and wear a hat again, isn't it a foul?" the koi carp said hurriedly as she interrupted the two who were fighting.

"You only said you didn't wear a wig, and you didn't say you couldn't wear a hat. Xixi sat in Xiong Mengmeng's arms, pushed the brim of his hat up, looked at the koi, and quibbled.

"I—" Koi muttered, and he didn't seem to say that he wasn't allowed to wear a hat.

"Hmph, I didn't foul, you didn't explain the rules clearly, lala..."Xixi leaned on Xiong Mengmeng's big belly, kicked his two little short legs, and looked at the koi provocatively.

"Hmph!" Koi didn't bother to pay attention to her, so she simply sank to the bottom of the water and continued to play chess with Zhou Gong.

"It's early in the morning, everyone is gathered here, are you discussing the wonder of the poop that fell from the sky last night?" Sun Ting pushed the door with his men.

"No, it's talking about the spectacle of a doll without a wig. Xiong Mengmeng joked.

"A doll without a wig?" Sun Ting searched around the store, but he didn't see Xixi's little figure.

"What about Xixi?" Lin Xiaoxiao didn't seem to see Xixi's little figure.

"The palace is here!" pushed the brim of his hat up again, and Xixi crossed his legs, leaned on Xiong Mengmeng's arms, and made a gesture that he thought was very sultry, but it was actually very funny.

"Where did you get the big hat?" Lin Xiaoxiao walked over, wanting to take off Xixi's hat and take a look.

"Don't move! I'm not wearing a wig. Hee Hee hurriedly stretched out his little short hand and pressed his hat.

"Uh, why don't you wear a wig? This must be Heeko's hat. Lin Xiaoxiao said curiously.

She lost a bet with Uncle Koi and was not allowed to wear a wig for ten days. Xiong Mengmeng said.

"It's eight days!" Hee Hee hurriedly retorted.

"Poofha... You also have today! It's really happy!" After hearing this, Sun Ting laughed heartily, feeling that compared to Xixi not wearing a wig, this thing in the world is nothing.

"Hahaha..." Chen Xiao also laughed, instantly forgetting the unpleasant experience of being attacked by the Baba air raid last night.

"Ahem..."Only Wang Lei wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, because he knew that Xixi was a very grudge-holding doll.

"What kind of bet?" Lin Xiaoxiao said curiously.

So, Hee Hee told them about last night.

"It turns out that you also watched the live broadcast of Baba, we are here today for this, Wanmeng, come out!" As he spoke, Sun Ting took out the puppet Wanmeng and threw it into the air.

When the puppet is tossed into the air, Dream returns to its original form.

"Brother Mengmeng, do you know what's going on?"

He pushed the brim of his hat, looked at Wanmeng, and said curiously.

"Hey.. It is estimated that Yutu is angry with Chang'e again. Dream sighed and said.

"Eh, do you know Jade Rabbit and Chang'e?" Xixi became more and more curious.

"I've dealt with each other, after all, everyone is a fairy, but I don't know each other very well, I only know that they often have conflicts. Dream said.

Legend has it that there were three immortals, incarnated as three poor old men, who begged for food from foxes, monkeys, and rabbits, and the foxes and monkeys offered food to the old man, but only the rabbits did not, and then the rabbits told the old men, "Eat me." After that, he jumped into the flames, and the gods were greatly moved, so they sent the rabbit to the Guanghan Palace to become the Jade Rabbit, and later, the Jade Rabbit was accompanied by Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace, and pounded the elixir of life.

But the facts are not the same as the legends, the jade rabbit was actually given to Chang'e by Master Qilian to relieve her fatigue, because Chang'e has been staying in the Guanghan Palace to make elixir, which is both hard and lonely, so Master Qilian lit the jade rabbit and let it accompany Chang'e.

After seeing the jade rabbit, Chang'e was happy, and stood on the terrace of the Guanghan Palace and danced, who knows, her dancing appearance happened to be seen by the mortals who looked up at the moon, and the mortals felt that the dance of the Moon Palace fairy was very beautiful, so they prayed to the moon, hoping to see the Moon Palace fairy dancing often.

Since all mortals prayed like this, Master Qilian handed over the task of pounding the elixir to Jade Rabbit, and Chang'e was only responsible for dancing.

As a result, whenever the moon is full, people will see the image of Chang'e dancing and the jade rabbit pounding medicine on the moon.

However, this was more than a thousand years ago, and since Master Qilian went to sleep, no one cared about them, and they began to do whatever they wanted.

Especially the Jade Rabbit, who always thinks that it is too hard to pound the medicine, often fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, and Chang'e will help it pound it when she is in a good mood, and she will use wine to kill her sorrows when she is in a bad mood.

However, most of the time, Chang'e is in a bad mood, because Hou Yi was reincarnated after his death, and he doesn't remember Chang'e.

Chang'e, who no one cares about, is becoming more and more lonely, often borrowing alcohol to kill her sorrows, and when she gets drunk, she will sleep for a long time, leaving Yutu there to continue to make medicine.

Over time, the Jade Rabbit also has emotions, so it often takes advantage of Chang'e's sleep to learn from Chang'e's appearance, standing on the terrace of Guanghan Palace and twisting its waist and hips, trying to scandalize Chang'e's image.

Not only that, gradually, Yutu is not good at making medicine, anyway, the immortals have gone to sleep, and no one has come to Guanghan Palace to ask for the elixir.

However, the relationship between Chang'e and Yutu is like two roommates in a college dormitory, although there are many contradictions, they are used to each other's existence and rely on each other.

"Then why did the two of them have a conflict this time? Hee Hee said curiously.

"Who knows? I can't guess what the girl thinks, just ask. Wanmeng said helplessly, thinking, I'm afraid Yutu doesn't know that Master Qilian has woken up, otherwise he wouldn't dare to be so arrogant.

"Do you know how to get to Guanghan Palace?" asked Xixi.

"I know, I went to Master Qilian once when I sent the Jade Rabbit. Greedy Dream nodded.

"Then do you remember the road? It must have been a long, long time ago when the Jade Rabbit was delivered. Yun Xizi asked.

"Remember, in the direction of Hainan Island. Dream nodded and said.

"Then let's go, go and stop the Jade Rabbit from pounding the poop, lest everyone have to rain every night. Sun Ting said.

"I'm going to Guanghan Palace, wait for me to change my clothes, hehe, let's go, let's go change our clothes into ancient costumes. Xixi hurriedly jumped off Xiong Mengmeng's belly, pulled Hehe and ran upstairs.

"Don't wear a wig!" Xiong reminded in a playful voice.

Afterwards, everyone followed Wanmeng and rode the white mist to the Guanghan Palace.