Chapter 295: The Drunken Chang'e and the Crazy Jade Rabbit
The white mist brought everyone to a blue sea of clouds, the sea of clouds waves, gently swaying like sea water.
Beyond the sea of clouds, the white mist brought everyone to an intricately carved arched bridge, and then quickly disappeared.
The arch bridge is erected on a lake, the lake surface is calm, not rippling, only under the reflection of the lotus river lamp, shining silver waves.
"It's so cold, it's really Guanghan Palace, and it lives up to this cold word. Lin Xiaoxiao shrunk her neck and kept rubbing her arms.
"Why is it night?" Yun Xizi looked around suspiciously, feeling that the sky was dark blue at night, but there were no stars.
"There is no day in the Guanghan Palace, only night. Dream explained.
"That's not a good place to make a ghost movie. Hee Xi straightened his turban and said.
Because he couldn't wear a wig, Hee-hee simply found a piece of Yun Hee-ko's scarf and wrapped his little head.
"In such a bleak place, I'm afraid even ghosts will be disgusted!" Sun Ting couldn't help but complain.
It's pretty, it's beautiful, but it's not popular, and it doesn't feel cold, and it's not as comfortable as the Gothic feeling of the underworld.
"How lonely it must be to stay here!" Xiong Mengmeng sighed.
At the beginning, in order to practice, he also chose the wilderness and mountains and forests that were inaccessible, and felt the passage of time and the cycle of life alone.
But compared to here, Xiong Mengmeng feels that the wilderness and mountains are simply a paradise on earth, at least he can smell the fragrance of flowers, hear the birdsong, and see the beasts running.
"You said that Chang'e and Yutu stayed here for so long, would they get depression?" Wang Lei said curiously.
"I don't know if Chang'e has depression, but I think Yutu must have bipolar disorder, otherwise why play with baba!" Xixi complained.
Everyone nodded, feeling that what Hee Hee had said made sense.
It took nearly twenty minutes to complete the arch bridge.
At the end of the arch bridge is the palace of Guanghan Palace, which is covered by a round transparent body that shines with silver light, and when viewed from a distance, it looks like a huge version of a crystal ball toy.
"What is that round shroud that glows with silver light?
"No, it's just a decoration, to make the palace look good. Dream said.
"It won't be Master Qilian's work, it feels like a good mother!" Chen Xiao said.
"No, it was designed by a fairy who used to live here, and Chang'e only moved in after she left. Dream said.
"Before Chang'e, there were fairies living here, who was there?" Xixi said curiously.
"I don't know, before I was born, she went down to the earth, and then there was no more. Dream said.
"I guess I found a mortal to marry and give birth to a monkey. Sun Ting quipped.
"Can you just pass through it? Will you be electrocuted?" Hee Hee stood in front of the silver light, not daring to take a step forward.
She is not afraid of being electrocuted, but she is afraid of being electrocuted into a charcoal doll!
"It's okay, it's just a silver light, it doesn't hurt. With that, Dream took the lead through the silver light and walked towards the palace.
Seeing that the silver light was really just an ornament, everyone followed suit.
"It's so warm!" Lin Xiaoxiao found that when she touched the silver light, she felt that her whole body was warm.
"It seems to be quite warm, Wanmeng, what is this silver light made of?" Yun Xizi ran his hands through the silver light, feeling the warm touch of the silver light.
"Well, it must have been the sun's rays that the fairy had collected and dyed them. Greedy Dream guessed.
"Can you still collect sunlight? It's amazing!" Wang Lei couldn't help but sigh, the gods are really more awesome than scientists.
Outside the palace, there are many vegetation and trees that cannot be seen in the mortal world, and they exude fragrance, adding to the originally deserted Guanghan Palace
Add a little warmth.
Along the carved stone building, you walked up to the terrace, which is the place where Chang'e danced and the jade rabbit pounded medicine.
However, when everyone walked onto the terrace, they were disgusted by the smell of poop, which had completely covered the aromatic smell of the plants outside the hall.
"Gross, where is the trash can, I want to vomit!" Lin Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and retched.
I saw that on the terrace the size of a basketball court, there were poops scattered all over the floor, some of which had dried up and stuck to the ground, while some were still wet and seemed to have just been poured out.
"I felt like I was in a dream. Yun Xizi covered his mouth and said.
"Me too. Xiong Mengmeng immediately echoed.
"So are we!" Hee Hee and Hehe nodded at the same time.
"Are you sure this is where the immortals live, not where the shell lang lives?" Sun Ting looked at Wanmeng and frowned.
"Uhhh It should be, like, it seems. Seeing that the originally white terrace was covered with "gold" of different sizes, even Wanmeng herself couldn't help but wonder if she was in the wrong place.
"Little rabbit, bring the toilet, bring it quickly, Chang'e wants to, bring it quickly..."
Along with the singing, there is a burst of fresh poop flavor.
I saw that a giant white rabbit was holding a flushing toilet that could be seen everywhere in the mortal world and jumped out, and as it jumped, the poop in the toilet splashed out.
The poop splashed all over the ground, and also splashed the rabbit's body, but it did not affect the rabbit's happy mood in the slightest.
"Jade Rabbit, what are you doing?" said Greedy Dream, feeling that the appearance of Jade Rabbit was simply detrimental to the image of the fairy who did not eat fireworks and was proud of the breeze.
"Huh... Second dream?" Jade Rabbit stopped and turned his head to look at Wanmeng.
"I'm Ermeng's brother Wanmeng, what are you doing here?
"Hmph, I'm just playing with poop, what's the matter, you're going to bite me!" Yutu grimaced at Wanmeng, and continued to hug the toilet and walk towards the terrace.
"Put the toilet down!" Dreamdream shouted again, and made a gesture to step forward.
"Okay. Jade Rabbit smiled evilly.
Looking at the appearance of the Jade Rabbit, everyone had a sense of foreboding.
"Let's eat!" Yutu threw the toilet bowl towards Greedy Dream, and then twisted his fat ass and ran towards the palace gate.
Looking at the toilet that was speeding towards him, and the poop that splashed out of the toilet, Greedy Dream quickly summoned the white mist and dodged it.
Greedy Dream dodged Baba attack, but Chen Xiao, who was standing behind Greedy Dream, suffered.
"Dream, I hate you!" Chen Xiao shouted, trying to hide to the side.
Seeing that he was about to be attacked by a large wave of poop, Chen Xiao gritted his teeth and closed his eyes.
At this moment, Yun Xizi hurriedly turned his right hand into a peach branch, and swept towards Chen Xiao, and after rolling Chen Xiao up, he quickly pulled it back.
"Bang!"
Chen Xiao fell at Yun Xizi's feet and narrowly escaped the attack of the poop.
"Bang.. Whoa!"
Then, the toilet fell to the ground, and the poop flowed all over the ground, making the originally foul-smelling terrace even more frustrating.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot you were standing behind you. Seeing that he had escaped the Baba offensive, Meng Meng hurriedly ran over to help Chen Xiao up.
"This is the second time, the dungeon is the first time, if there is a third time, we will be friends!" Chen Xiao looked at Wanmeng angrily and said indignantly.
"Well! There won't be a third time, I swear. Dream said hurriedly.
"That rabbit ran away, and it was a big one
Ah, isn't Jade Rabbit supposed to be petite and cute?" Xiong Mengmeng pointed to the palace gate that was closed by Jade Rabbit and said.
"Isn't the Jade Rabbit still supposed to be fairy? Now people are smelly. Xixi covered his mouth and nose with his little short hand, and said angrily.
"Let's go, go to the palace, and see what Chang'e is doing, how she ignores Yutu's crazy behavior. As he spoke, Greedy Dream summoned out the white mist and led everyone into the palace in seconds.
Although there is only one door apart, it is obvious that there is no smell of poop in the palace, and there is even a faint smell of fruit wine.
"Hmm... Isn't this a greedy dream?" Just as everyone was looking for the figure of the Jade Rabbit in the palace, a confused female voice came from behind a column.
"Chang'e?" said Dream, looking back and walking towards the column.
I saw that Chang'e was holding a wine jug, leaning against the wall behind the column, looking at the people in front of her with drunken eyes.
"Greedy dreams, bring your friends to play in Guanghan Palace, sit casually, I'll ask Xiaoyu to make you some moon cakes to eat. Chang'e leaned on the cylinder and wanted to get up.
Meng Meng hurriedly straightened up and helped Chang'e up with her tiger claws.
"Are you making mooncakes?" Hee Hee muttered quietly as she stood behind.
Through the lights in the palace, everyone could see Chang'e's appearance clearly.
The originally fair-skinned goose egg face became red and swollen because of drunkenness, and her facial features were very delicate, but unfortunately, she couldn't see any fairy energy, and she looked like a barmaid in a bar.
"Chang'e, why are you so drunk?" said Wan Mengyu reproachfully.
"Oh, I'm not drunk, I'm just a little dizzy. With that, Chang'e slid down, but fortunately, Wanmeng even supported her.
"Looks like she's not lightly drunk, do you have any water? It might be better to give her some water. Yun Xizi suggested.
"I'll look for it. With that, Xixi shook his little short legs and looked around the palace for water.
"The palace is beautiful, but unfortunately, it's either a drunkard or a crazy rabbit who lives here. Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the low-key and luxurious decorations around her, and couldn't help but sigh with her forehead.
"The water is coming!" Hee Hee held a silver basin full of water and ran towards the crowd.
It's just that while running, the water splashes outward, and the posture of the jade rabbit holding the toilet has to fight.
"Slow down, the water is going to run out. Sun Ting hurriedly reminded.
"Poof!"
After coming to Chang'e, Xixi splashed most of the remaining half of the water on her face.
"Ahh
"Ahem, Chang'e, do you know what big mistakes Yutu has made recently?"
"Xiaoyu, it's very good, it's making medicine there every day, but it's diligent!" Chang'e smiled and said.
"It's-making. Hee Hee muttered there again.
"Eh, how do you know it's making medicine every day?" asked Wanmeng, looking at Chang'e.
"How could I not know, it goes to the terrace every day with the medicine jar, and every time I go out, the medicine jar is full. Chang'e rubbed her eyebrows and said.
"It's not the herbs that are full, it's the poop!" Hee Hee continued to mumble quietly.
"Chang'e, you heard about me, Jade Rabbit It..."
"Wait, my stomach hurts again, I'll go to the toilet first, you take your friends to go shopping first. After pushing away the dream, Chang'e hurriedly grabbed the hem of her skirt that had fallen to the ground, and ran inside in two steps and three steps.
"Those poops won't be pulled out by Chang'e, right?" Looking at Chang'e's figure rushing to the toilet, Lin Xiaoxiao said with disgust.
"But, how can you pull out so many poops? It feels like it's the amount of ten two dreams. Hee Hee rubbed his round chin with his short hand, puzzled.
Everyone: That's a good question!