Eighty Brother B
Niu Gensheng was dragged to Cheng Kuian's Cow Ghost Snake God Bar, which was full of smoke, Brother B's birthday party, and all the drinks were free? Hades complained: "Brother B, what kind of bullshit birthday Paty are you doing, there is not a single beauty?
"Brother Guan Yi has arrived, the second god has arrived, the cobra *** has arrived, the general manager of the second goods market has arrived, and the funeral home master has arrived!" Why don't you see Brother B appearing! The host said, tonight, Brother K, sing a song about the two, the first song of the funeral master pulled "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", urging! Da Ji is! Everyone is sparse, the dead are sad! The second song, the ghost and horse double stars. Double represents two, that is, the meaning of B and two? The third song, the double star love song. That is, the meaning of two and stupid B. The third song, the alphabet song, ABCD... HyZ?B or stupid B and weak B and low B?
Brother B was furious and said: "Deyao is a fool, don't fucking deceive people too much?" The ghost king came out and said: "What is your brother B not doing well, your subordinates talk nonsense about people's right and wrong and refer to deer as horses, write two or three bullshit articles, and write a poem of three indiscriminate poems, I don't know the height of the sky, I don't know which town Commander Cen is in, go to the earth and ask how high the sky is, drink a few glasses of ink and think that you are a crow! Do you know that because of your nonsense farting, the swallows in Yandu don't fly, and mosquitoes don't bite!"
Brother B hurriedly said politely: "Blowing under his subordinates, the ghost king is not strange! Want to drink more drinks tonight?" King Yama scolded Brother B and said: "Evil words confuse the public, you dare to challenge the Lingnan ghost talent, I really don't know how to write a word in the coffin shop? It's best to ask Master Nan Mo or Master Bayin, they know how to write? You want to be famous, you just say good things, he ghost talent doesn't show your grace! the word!"
Leslie Cheung came to slap Brother B twice, I hit you with my left hand because you were ignorant! I hit you with my right hand because you were low B. Think about it with three and a half catties of brains, how wide the two words Lingnan are, the ghost word includes the ghost domain of the underworld, and the word talent includes genius, talent, plus a ghost talent! If you eat too much pork, you will become a stupid doctor without medicine!
The ghost king said earnestly: "There are tens of millions of people in Lingnan and more than 1.46 billion people in Shenzhou, others are not smart, you are genius? Others are stupid B, you are low B? People with a little common sense, don't impose their naïve ideas on others? It is a good thing to want to be famous and compare with Lingnan ghost talents? Only when there is competition can there be development! But as the owner of the layout, you connive at netizens to slander and make personal attacks! This is your immorality and inhumanity?
Wu Ma and Lin Zhengying said: "Brother B, if you dare to slander Lingnan ghosts, I will send you to the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reborn, like Shao Quanzhou and Shi Qiuyuan, two mad dogs, relying on a little RMB to look down on people, others will never be reincarnated as human beings after death, and the ghost king of the underworld of the underworld has blacklisted them! Your brother B hopes to learn to be a man in the future!
Cheng Kuian scared Brother B and said: "Fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations, ghosts and ghosts are good people, I became a ghost and he is also a friend, you brag again believe it or not, July 14th Halloween strangled you! You Q throws mess! Throw Q!" Brother B was so frightened that his feet trembled!
There are ancient poems as evidence: the poem "Persuading People to Be Good": "Don't show your face in front of real people, don't write papers in front of literati." Jin Liang claims to be a rat and knows himself, and Mo Xue, Brother B, pretends to be mentally handicapped, persuades others to be kind, more modest, and diligent in reading and studying poetry and books. Comment on the frog at the bottom of the well, laugh off the sow's two front teeth?" Red Touyan laughed silly B, and the antenna BB laughed at the mentally retarded!