Niu Gensheng took the moonlight treasure box to the mirage, and saw Tang Seng sitting on the beach and said to Guanyin: "Master Guanyin, Wukong, this demon monkey dragged him, even the tiger was killed and skinned, and the three sticks of the white bone essence were beaten into jade sauce, and he spent his heart to hook the second sister-in-law to cuckold the Bull Demon King, and he sent the Void Boy to the hospital for kidney failure! He also beat the heavenly stump into three feet, and the crotch of the divine bird became an eagle! It is longer than the banana of the African elephant people! Wanwang Guanyin Bodhisattva helped me take a break from this beloved apprentice?"

Guanyin said: "Tang Seng, you are too stingy, Monkey King has sheltered you from the wind and rain all the way, subdued the dragon and subdued the tiger, collected the pig demon into the Eight Rings, descended the sand demon into the sand monk, the nine-headed master monster in Shituoling, how did the flame mountain borrow the banana fan to cross the Shanxi line? Now it's good, you have the Yueguang treasure box, and the scar forgets the pain? Ninety-nine eighty-one is difficult, and it is all carried by Lao Sun alone! The sand monk can pick up the luggage, and the old pig nerd eats and sleeps hard and is greedy? You almost forget the king in the daughter country to be an attached horse? Fortunately, Sun Wukong reminds you! When it comes to subduing demons and eliminating demons, he has made a lot of contributions? It is indeed the fighting victory over the Buddha in Rulai's mind!" Tang Seng was embarrassed by what he said!

Tang Seng said: "The Monkey King came back from the scriptures and did not want to forge ahead, and after the return of the Great Sage, he did not make any achievements! In fact, the Tang Dynasty Saint Monk was the only one who went to the Tianzhu Kingdom of India to obtain the true scriptures, and I blamed me for being lonely and bored on the way to record some customs and customs of the Western Regions, and then was added to the oil and vinegar by the literati Wu Chengen, and the imagination was empty and the sea was chatting, and when I came back from all the hardships to learn the scriptures, the Monkey King was more famous than the master? What kind of world is this, the apprentice of the teaching and knowledge starved to death of the master! Last time, Wukong also invited Master Hongyi, the monk Jianzhen who came back from the east, and the monk Huineng of the Sixth Ancestor to recite the scriptures, Master Xingyun, when I heard it, the level was higher than me, by the way! Your aunt's! Sure enough, a monk from outside can recite the scriptures? I still recite a Mao! I am a bald monk? There is a Mao around! Master Guanyin, do you have hair? I want to learn the King of Saliva Singers to drink "Mao Mao Song"?

Guanyin Dashi raised his apricot eyes and scolded loudly: "Enough! Look at what kind of physiques you have become of a generation of eminent monks! A person's moral cultivation is not made by blowing, what is wrong with foreign monks? You have to learn from your shortcomings! You are not as good as the Lingnan ghost in the world, he is so poor that he wears a hole in his pants and eats porridge with his whole family! After eating this meal, he has not had a meal? Although his literary style is a little inferior to Mo Yan, his creativity is a little higher than Jia Pingwa's, and his money is a little more than Cao Xueqin's, but his prose is a little better than Yu Qiuyu's, and his luck is a little worse than Guo Jingming's. Are you scheming with Wukong for a little demon-slaying feat? What kind of monk are you?"

Sun Wukong knelt on the ground and cried, "Master! One day is a teacher, three lives are a teacher! You will always be a good master in my heart? The premise is not to recite the mantra?" Tang Seng laughed and said: "Dead horse tumor essence, I want to kill you for the teacher!" The color is not different from the empty, the emptiness is not different from the color......... "Come again! Fuck your ancestors for the eighteenth generation*, eeoo don't know what to think! Beat you to death with a stick!

"Don't be rude! Wukong! Do you want to pass the evaluation? Your master is your mentor and recommender? His comments are very important!" Guanyin said, Wukong did not dare to make a second attack on the master! Tang Seng happily wrote a comment: "Bi Ma Wen, the heavenly palace is troublesome." The martial arts are high, and the drill is impenetrable. Less chanting, impetuousness. ...... Life and life, a stink. Demon subduing Dao, Dao skill is high. If you are free, you can throw it?"

If the Buddha let out a loud fart, the Buddha world was shocked, the Dharma was boundless, what did the Jade Emperor say, King Yama said: "Monkey King, Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King's Heaven and Earth, Three Realms Demon Fighting Holy Buddha Sun Wukong!" When Tang Bohu heard the civilized hat, he bounced up and urinated incontinence! My mother! Blow your little horn! Sidelines and waste wood beat me? His eight wives and Qiu Xiang whispered softly: "The Great Sage of Love!" Wrong! It's the Monkey King of Yushu in the wind, and the waste wood I stepped on under my feet is the Tang Dynasty Holy Monk, what a mess of crazy sages! Eat bananas, scholars and monks! There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great!

"Don't be rude, my Buddha is compassionate! Buddhism has developed to this day! Monks can marry wives, nuns can be golden beetle sons-in-law!" Master Yuangui said, "Recruit brother, come brother, accompany brother, return brother, hook brother, have brother, hug brother." Come and see Grandpa Sun, "Damn! This is all born to you?" Yuan Gui smiled and said, "Lady White Bone, Spider Spirit, Zixia Fairy." Come out and see Uncle Sun!"

Sun Wukong whined and cried, saying that a bird demon was descended, now it's good, it's a big deal, it's a big deal, it's not a big deal for a woman! It's a big deal to become a monk's wife? Where did those rich second-generation rich and handsome people die? Such a flower-like female goblin is: "The sunset is infinitely good! The old cow eats tender grass?" The Bull Demon King hugged Ziyin and said to Wukong: "Brother Monkey King, can you give my son in the belly of the third milk a name?" Wukong was angry and said: "Subdue the demon"! Mrs. Niu pulled Wukong's ears and went to the corner of the uninhabited wall:" Tonight, let my Iron Fan Princess and your twitch slay on the bed!" The white bones were thin into ribs and gave Wukong a white look: "Tonight, you Bi Ma Wen can't escape from my Five Finger Mountain, haha!" A beggar in rags said to Ru: "I see, you have a strange bones, and at a glance you know that you are a unique martial arts prodigy! Why don't you learn from me, if you come to the magic of subduing demons in the palm of the gods?"