Niu Gensheng sleepwalked through the world and saw ten strange things, and felt incredible! People have their own ambitions, but they don't know what they can do. It is impossible for everyone to recognize you by a person, and sometimes! A person who has a foot of cow and a foot of a cow has stepped on Lingnan ghosts and has no culture! It is really rude to the street, laughing off the dust roots of Jiang Ziya! Your aunt and aunt's two Fuji Mountains are like the mountain twist fruit of the mother boar! Now let's talk about my master's ten strange insights, some people may have never heard of a book after reading a book all their lives:

The first blame: Is the Indian slave male or female, what is wrong? Is Brahma male or female? Is it possible for her and the female baby to create life in heaven and earth?

The second blame: Is it the golden cow hair or the golden fleece that Iasong and Medea took together? Which of these two people is a man?

The third blame: Ophelia is Hamlet's lover, what flowers did she die in? one is a water lotus, the second is a lily, and the third is a rose?

Fourth Strange: Who is the author of "The Catcher in the Rye"? One is Salinger, the second is Kundela, and the third is Proust?

Fifth Monster: Which of the following is called the Bronze Horseman? One is Guo Jingming, the second is Tang Jiekede, the third is Wang Xiaobo, and the fourth Byron?

The sixth strange: "The Years of Time Flowing in the Heart" is the following work? One is "A Brief History of Time", the second is "Historical Records", the third is "Reminiscing the Lost Years", and the fourth is "The Golden Years"!

The Seventh Monster: The Mystery of the Sphinx in Greek Mythology: Four Legs in the Morning, Two Legs at Noon, Five or Three Legs, If the Pedestrians Can't Answer, They Will Be Eaten! Later, the hero Oedipus solves the mystery and says: It's a man! Skiffen becomes an angel with wings and falls in love with the hero, and the woman is a woman with a head, a lion body, and two bird wings!

The eighth monster: people are not born to fail, people can be defeated, but they cannot be defeated! This is the following work? One is "One Hundred Years of Solitude", the second is "Biography of Celebrities", the third is "The Old Man and the Sea", and the fourth is "Don Juan"?

The ninth monster: Baudelaire's "The Flower of Evil", what is this flower below? One is the sunflower flower, the second is the flower of communication, the third is the flower of the poppy? The fourth is the flower of jasmine!

The 10th Strange: Aladdin's Magic Lamp is from the following famous works: The Tale of Genji, the second is Arabian Nights, the third is The Divine Comedy, and the fourth is the Rig Veda!

Niu Gensheng is all older! Your professors at Tsinghua University may be able to understand the above questions after reading books for a year? This is the problem of literature! Whether a person has culture or not, you can know what you write? Niu Gensheng remembered a song: Wave your hand and say goodbye

Can we still see each other?

Time flies

Gone

Say goodbye every time

It's all accompanied by a tie

Youth over time

Drifting away

Watch the moon rise and fall

Years have passed

In the blink of an eye, I realized this change

When the tide rises and falls

The past is a blur

Maybe the fault is a sin and it doesn't have to be said

Look at the change of seasons

Years have passed

Suddenly, I realized that it was unspeakable

When spring goes and spring comes again

Time is gone

That love is still in my mind

Wave goodbye

Can we still see each other?

Time flies

Gone

Say goodbye every time

It's all accompanied by a tie

Youth over time

Drifting away

Watch the moon rise and fall

Years have passed

In the blink of an eye, I realized this change

When the tide rises and falls

The past is a blur

Maybe the fault is a sin and it doesn't have to be said

Look at the change of seasons

Years have passed

Suddenly, I realized that it was unspeakable

When spring goes and spring comes again

Time is gone

That love is still in my mind

Watch the moon rise and fall

Years have passed

In the blink of an eye, I realized this change

When the tide rises and falls

The past is a blur

Maybe the fault is a sin and it doesn't have to be said

Look at the change of seasons

Years have passed

Suddenly, I realized that it was unspeakable

When spring goes and spring comes again

Time is gone

That love is still in my mind

Niu Gensheng looked at the sea in his dream, life was like the sea of the ebb and flow, the sea gave birth to a bright moon, and the end of the world was at this time? People pursue different things? Literature is not a hero by money! Therefore, peasants like to use money to judge whether a person is successful or not? No matter how good your literature is, they will not approve of you! They say that you are great at literature, and you have made a fortune! Literature and money are two different things! You persuade a peasant who has not washed his feet to fall in love with your literature, and so on is asking for trouble! You are nothing in the peasants' hearts! If you are engaged in difficult literature, it is better for you to drive a small car and send them a Great China, and then say, "You understand literature!" The peasants must believe that you are engaged in literature! If you drive a 48-ton seated car and eat low-grade cigarettes with a red eye and double happiness for 8 yuan, others will definitely look down on you! Niu Gensheng asked ten strange questions to test the Lingnan ghosts in order to rectify the Ming master's culture, and how many peasants answered correctly? Scrape those students from Tsinghua University and Hengshui Middle School? Are you really cultured or fake are you educated? Lingnan ghosts are like the sun shining in the demon mirror! As soon as the sun comes out, black and white are distinct! Whether a person has culture or not is not discovered by bragging! It is his usual words and deeds that can be seen! People still learn more about culture! Live to learn from all the time! Lingnan ghosts hate it the most, and they haven't read many books? They just have a white beard and buy old clothes and old pedants! Wearing a pair of deflated wine reading glasses means being educated! What's more, putting a Parker fountain pen in his pocket seems to be literate! Being rude to the streets! Laughing at the people of the world! The frog at the bottom of the well should study more and learn from Mao Weiren with an open mind! This is what people call being humble makes people progress! If you are educated, please take a look at the Ten Strange Talks, see how much you know? If you are not educated, read more books, and if you have no knowledge, you will be an elephant with a pig's nose and an onion in front of Lingnan ghosts? Will Quan Zhilong scold you, which onion are you, and dare to challenge Lingnan ghosts, you say that he is an old man with no culture? Isn't this an international joke? Mandela will laugh at you, you have never seen a crow and an old sow, and you are not enough to wrap black and carbon black! Is it because you are ignorant, you don't understand the darkness of the day and night? There is a kind of black that wants to go black, and the bottomless black at midnight is called real black!