Niu Gensheng is a funny king, he has seen a lot of things like cow hair, and now I will share with you a few strange stories about the world: the first is that I eat in a seven-star hotel is not the delicacies of the mountains and seas, but the fried cow laughter, the stuffy frog belly, the boiled fish bladder, the steamed cockroach legs, the fried fleas, the clear soup stares at the fish, the sweet wheat rape under the Tianshan Mountains under the seven swords, and the wind from all directions calls the chicken!

The second is the Thai ladyboy dance night! Thousands of people go to see the ladyboy, and the door fee is very expensive! Look at one in 500 yuan, see two hours and 1,000 yuan, the tip is not counted! The left side of the ladyboy is a woman charming, but the right side is full of beard, standing here to pee, the back looks very feminine, the front looks at the original male disguised as a woman, and I regret going to see it! The ladyboy is still Tang Bohu dotting the autumn fragrance that is a little more beautiful like a flower!

The third is that you are not afraid of ghosts at all, ghosts are afraid of people, not people are afraid of ghosts! The more you talk about places where there are ghosts, the more people there are! There are many people who are popular, and people are not afraid of ghosts! People are ghosts and ghosts are like people! People and ghosts are not in love!

The fourth person who bought the coffin is even more mysterious than being a woman in a green house, and it is quite scary, everything is a one-stop service! It's terrible? Even the dead don't let go, and you don't have to negotiate the money! This money is better than buying stocks and opening a bank!

The fifth is an idiot or imbecile woman who has become a fragrant bun, and there is not a single woman left in the world! There are more male singles than stars in the sky, this is the strange news!

Sixth, the rich are much more low-key, but some outbreaks like to show off their wealth, and the poor are even awesome! The poor are still generous, and they can be a little humane! The whole society likes to compare and look to money!

The seventh Land Rover is always awesome and wealthy! Ordinary people will cast envious eyes when they see the rich BMW luxury cars that drive the road! But few people know and care about how they can be so rich? People are divided into three or six grades, and people are divided into three or six grades, and the difference between high and low is the difference between the house and the car, and without these two things, no one will look at you if you are wearing gold and silver, and no one will look at you more than if you wear gold and silver, and you will not look at you more than any brand-name goods!

The eighth antique is called to buy green vegetables, and calligraphy and paintings are worth a fortune! There is a rich man in China who buys a Chenghua New Year chicken bowl cup and spends 120 million yuan to go home and drink tea with the cup in his hand! This is the rich and rival the country! The price of a stone has risen insanely!

The ninth is that there is a celebrity who casually farts, and the economy of that place has doubled several times! The stock market has risen sharply, the celebrity has died, and the place where he farted has become an ancient residence of celebrities! There are more than tens of millions of tourists, which has simply promoted the development of the local tourism economy!

Niu Gensheng's sleepwalking is not as wonderful as the real life of modern people! These nine anecdotes are not bird news; some people ride pigs to work, some people ride thousands of horses to work, and some people sleep in coffins! This is the whole world? Zhang Daqian sighed and said: "People are small, the earth is big, and there is no big deal if the milk is big? Japan's Mount Fuji is not popular by Chen Yichun's singing god! The strangest thing about Li Keqin is that masking and not masking are not the same? Some people say that in Greece it is not the same to wear clothes on a naked horse and not to wear clothes? Rome is different, and it is different to ride a horse and not to ride a horse! Those who ride horses are nobles, and those who do not ride horses are poor ghosts and ordinary people! This is the law of survival! There is nothing strange in the world, and it is human beings themselves who make people divided into three, six, nine, and so on, and India is the most powerful!"