Chapter 23: Lord Lin, I'll Help You
"The task is complete?" Lin Zifan was stunned.
Didn't the empress shoot me at the wall with a kick in her anger? Why is the task suddenly completed now?
Lin Zifan carefully recalled the details of what happened at that time, and it seemed that before he was shot on the wall, the three sexy bras in his hands ...... It's gone?
"So, was it taken away by the empress?"
In order to verify his conjecture, Lin Zifan asked the purple clothes who had just entered the house: "Girl in purple, have you found three small ...... in the yard Cloth?"
Speaking of bras, Ziyi definitely doesn't understand, and the underwear in Ziyi's impression is also very different from bras, so Lin Zifan can only use fabric instead.
"Fabric? No......" Ziyi blinked: "Lord Lin, you better rest more, the imperial doctor said, you have to lie down for seven days!"
"Seven days ......" Lin Zifan was stunned: "Am I so seriously injured?"
"......" Ziyi said quietly: "If Your Majesty shows one percent of his strength, I'm afraid Lord Lin won't even have a corpse......"
Lin Zifan: "......"
"It's really like a companion!" Lin Zifan sighed, but there was no hatred in his heart. After all, what I did was really a bit underwhelming......
This is still in the feminist world, and the empress is also quite atmospheric, so she let him lie down for a few days, if it is in ancient China, who dares to 'sell' bras to that empress Wu Zetian, hehe...... Not only do you have to lose your head, but you also have to connect the nine clans!
In contrast, Lin Zifan just lay down for a few days, which was already good luck.
Even when the empress made a move, as long as the strength was slightly greater, Lin Zifan, a very powerful existence among men and men, would already fly out of the sky......
But no matter what, the result is always not bad, I was injured a little, but I also completed the task, at least I don't have to become mentally retarded for seven days, right?
"Wait, there seems to be something wrong...... Lin Zifan's eyes narrowed slightly, and then he called out to the system in his heart with a painful face: "System, you are pit me!"
[This system is not bullied, never cheats people!]
"So is there any obvious difference between lying down for seven days and being mentally retarded for seven days? At least seven days of mental retardation do not have to endure pain!"
[So, the mentally retarded is likely to eat Xiang, will you eat it?]
[What's more, if you think about it now, the empress is wearing the sexy underwear that you made and sewn with stitches and threads, this scene, does it feel extremely fragrant when you think about it, and you can hardly hold it?]
[Isn't this exactly what you've always wanted? This system is based on your heart's desires and desires, and you even blame me in turn?]
Lin Zifan: "......, "Okay, you're right."
"But, what the hell is your mission punishment, mentally retarded at every turn?"
[Clear rewards and punishments, can last!] After the system is installed with an unfathomable force, turn on the deep diving mode......
Lin Zifan was helpless, and after eating breakfast under the care of Ziyi, he couldn't hold up his pajamas and fell asleep.
At noon, Lin Zifan woke up, but he was awakened by urine, looking at the purple clothes who were quietly accompanying him on the side, Lin Zifan's face turned the color of pig liver......
"Lord Lin, your face is so ugly!" Ziyi exclaimed, "Do you want Ziyi to help you pass on the imperial doctor?"
"No...... Don't ......" Lin Zifan was very embarrassed and ashamed to speak.
What do you say? I want to pee? I have an urgency? You help me to urinate?
It feels like a hooligan no matter how you say it!
Lin Zifan almost collapsed, but people have three urgency that must be solved, and Ziyi looked at the former's tangled face, and he was also quite anxious.
"Ziyi, that, can you help me get a night pot?" Lin Zifan finally came up with a euphemism. The main reason is that he can't afford to go to the toilet by himself now, even if Ziyi helps him to go, unless......
"Huh?" Ziyi was stunned for a moment, and then his little face was a little hot and said, "Yes, Lord Lin......"
Her heart was flustered, like a deer crashing. Although Ziyi has been following the empress for three years and taking care of the empress's diet and daily life every day, the empress has always been independent, saying that she is a maid, not that she is an entourage.
But Ziyi's 'professional' quality is definitely not bad, but the object of her care has always been a woman, taking care of a man or something...... Or is it the first time there is wood?
At this moment, Ziyi's mood is probably like in the modern world, a young man takes care of a beautiful girl, and the beautiful girl can't act for the time being, so she can only 'shyly' ask the young man for help......
The young man's mood, that is, Ziyi's current mood, is a little happy, a little excited, a little expectant, but mixed with embarrassment......
Night pots are not a rare thing, they are used by every household, and the logistics house is no exception.
Ziyi took the night pot, her pretty face was red, and she didn't know what to do for a while.
"No wonder Lord Lin's face turned red just now, it turned out to be a shy ......" Ziyi carried the night pot, not knowing what to do: "If I ...... directly, Lord Lin won't blame me for being rude, will he?"
"Although I have seen it yesterday, it was without Lord Lin knowing......"
Ziyi didn't feel so shy, but in her opinion, men must be shy, if she was direct, what if Lord Lin got angry?
"Give me the night pot......
Lin Zifan almost used all his strength to raise his hand, however, the moment Ziyi put the night pot in his hand, his arm instantly slumped, and the night pot fell to the side of the bed.
Lin Zifan: "......"
Am I actually so weak now? Lin Zifan looked confused.
"That...... Lord Lin, let me help you, it's not good for your health to hold it for too long......" Ziyiqiao's face was slightly red, with embarrassment and expectation in her heart, a pair of jade hands reached into the quilt and groped around Lin Zifan's waist......
Lin Zifan: "......"
He only felt a pair of soft and smooth hands, and a trace of cold little hands moved and groped between his waist and abdomen, the touch was so clear that he could hardly help but shiver......
"Wait, where's my clothes?"
Lin Zifan was stunned for a moment, only then did he realize that he was not wearing clothes, and he was sleeping with wood!?
"Yesterday, the Imperial Doctor treated Lord Lin's injuries and stripped them all naked...... No, it's off. Ziyi almost told the truth, but when the words came to his lips and realized that something was wrong, he hurriedly changed his words.
"Forehead ......"
"Hiss......" The key place was 'attacked', and Lin Zifan hissed.
"Found it!" Ziyi's eyes lit up, smiled, and then took out a hand, put the night pot into the quilt, and fumbled to set it up......
Ziyi is still too thin-skinned, although he wants to see it, he is embarrassed to open the quilt, so he can only grope secretly.
But in this way, under the groping of her little hands, Lin Zifan slowly reacted......
"Huh?"
Ziyi suddenly exclaimed, frightened by some kind of change......