Chapter 24 Whiskers don't let women

Unexpectedly, Lin Zifan finally urinated, but it took a little longer.

It's not that Lin Zifan's kidney is deficient, it's really ...... For a junior brother, it is really difficult to pee out when he is stared at by the opposite sex and even straightens himself with his hands.

What's more, an adult urinating in bed already has some psychological disorders......

After the incident, Ziyi cleaned the night pot in the latrine, but Lin Zifan felt a faint sadness.

"The trumpets are like this, what should the tuba do......?"

Time passed, and during the days when Ziyi took care of Lin Zifan, both of them were 'painful and happy'. Fortunately, the 'tuba incident' that Lin Zifan was worried about did not happen.

Because since the third day, Lin Zifan has been able to walk on the ground with the support of Ziyi, and the two of them secretly regret it......

Seven days later, Lin Zifan completely recovered, Ziyi said goodbye and left, and said before leaving: "Lord Lin, Your Majesty will go to the court tomorrow, and you are also among the civil and military officials, you need to go to the main hall on time, please don't delay." ”

"The girl in purple walks slowly, I remember. ”

Lin Zifan waved his hand and said goodbye to purple clothes, with endless emotion.

"It's still good to be in purple, gentle and considerate, where are you like those bold palace maids, it's just scared to death. Lin Zifan wiped his chin and said to himself: "In the past few days, the palace maids have not come to that at night, don't you dare?"

"In this way, the low position of the purple clothes is definitely not low, but it is also right, there are still seven-rank officials in front of the prime minister, and the status of the empress's personal maid must be quite high......"

After a complete recovery, the feeling of soreness in his body was gone, and Lin Zifan was full of joy in the courtyard this day, which made the boredom in his heart a lot lighter these days.

But the heat that almost swept over the whole body lingered......

In the early morning of the erection day, Lin Zifan set off early and went to the main hall in the eyes of a group of palace maids like looking at 'Tang monk meat'.

Compared with the harem maids, the guards in the palace are much more 'fierce'. Lin Zifan, who was frightened, was careful and his liver fluttered...... It wasn't until he hung his identity token around his waist that the eyes of the many guards narrowed a little......

"How do I feel like I've been completely brought into the role? Man, it's really a vulnerable group......"

[Host, what about your masculinity? What about the feminist world that you said you wanted? Could it be that you want to become mentally retarded?] The system bubbled painfully.

"You just want to become mentally retarded, salted fish system, what do you know? Today, this host will talk to you, so that you can know that this host's far-sighted plan!" Lin Zifan sneered.

I'm sorry, I'm not targeting you, I'm talking to all of you... It's all...]

"Yo he, don't really believe it!" Lin Zifan is happy, sometimes I feel that it is quite fun to have such a system that is mutually hostile to himself.

"Let me ask you, according to the information I have so far, which country has the strongest force in the feminist world?"

【Datang?】

"So, in this high-martial feminist world, is the Tang Dynasty, the most powerful, the most likely to dominate the feminist world?"

[If you don't take into account other factors, that's right.] 】

"So, how can we take down Datang as quickly as possible, and then counterattack the entire feminist world, show the manhood of this host, and dominate the feminist world?"

[Hehe, I understand!] The system actually sneered [So, you are talking so much serious nonsense, just want to tell me that your first goal is to pick up girls?]

"Nonsense, how can you call it a pickle girl when it comes to dominating the feminist world?"

[In the cheeky world, this system is willing to call you the strongest!]

"I, Lin Zifan, have acted all my life, why do I need to say more to others?"

[Negative sentiment from the system +999!]

"What the hell?" Lin Zifan looked confused.

[Nothing, just a simulation of a certain hanging system.] 】

Lin Zifan: "......"

In the main hall, most of the civil and military officials have already arrived, and Lin Zifan is not looking for it. As far as the eye can see, many officials are chatting in twos and threes.

And in the center of the main hall, many officials 'divided' a passage by themselves, just like the Chu River and Han realm. On the left is the Wenchen, while on the right is the military general, and the two sides are clearly distinguished.

When Lin Zifan walked into the main hall, the hall was instantly silent! The eyes of many officials were locked on Lin Zifan, making his scalp tingle.

Some officials even secretly released an astonishing momentum, which was the oppressive momentum of the superior mixed with super strength, so that Lin Zifan almost couldn't help but run away.

But Lin Zifan's eyes narrowed, and he forcibly resisted the momentum and cowardice in his heart, allowing a lot of momentum to wash over him, but his pace was still steady, and he stepped into the hall!

"You want to give me a ride?"

Although Lin Zifan seems to be out of tune, in fact, he is thoughtful!

He is the first man in the history of Datang to be an official, and many ministers will inevitably be dissatisfied, and it is normal to give a little bit of power or something!

If he was really a man in this world, I am afraid that he would have been scared to the point of urine, but unfortunately, he is not!

Under this astonishing pressure, Lin Zifan still walked steadily, and then, under the gaze of many ministers, he stepped forward step by step!

He did not go to the area where Wenchen was, nor did he go to the area on the right where the military generals were, but went straight forward, occupied the 'Chu River Han Boundary' in the center, and stopped until he walked to the forefront of the main hall......

At this moment, Lin Zifan suddenly felt the pressure on his body relaxed, and the military generals of Wenchen also retracted their gaze almost at the same time, and they started talking again, as if nothing had happened......

Lin Zifan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, from the entrance of the main hall to here, only one hundred and ten steps, on weekdays, it is instantaneous.

But this time, it made Lin Zifan feel as tired as running a marathon, and his vest was soaked.

And because the appearance of the military generals of Wenchen looks like two different gangs, if they enter any circle, they will offend another group of people, so for Lin Zifan, the best way is not to help each other, and not to offend both!

That's why he went straight ahead, as if he were in a league of his own......

"Logistics Officer Lin, although you are a man, I have to say that you have done a good job. Li Shangshu leaned over and chuckled: "This is everyone's test for you, don't take it to heart." ”

"After all, you are the first man to be an official, whether it is a civil servant or a military general, I want to see if you have this ability!"

"But now it seems that Your Majesty's vision is really powerful, Officer Lin, you don......'t let the women be allowed to do it!

God doesn't let women go!

Lin Zifan didn't know whether to cry or laugh at the moment, and he was speechless for this word......