Chapter 13 Is It Desirable to Summons You to the Palace as an Official?
"Space equipment?"
Seeing that Lin Zifan suddenly conjured up a bunch of items out of nowhere, he couldn't help but stare at him: "No wonder you let the ministers withdraw, it turned out that you had this concern." ”
"Space equipment is extremely rare, and the entire Tang Dynasty is only owned by me and the national teacher. Wealth is not exposed, although there are no young people in my court, but it is natural for you to be cautious. ”
"Your Majesty is considerate. Lin Zifan rolled his eyes and admitted it.
Although he doesn't have any space equipment, but has a salted fish system, since the other party has given him a 'reasonable explanation', he doesn't need Lin Zifan to explain it more than he wants, and the explanation may not be pleased!
"This thing is a tampon making machine, for various reasons, if there is only one today, even if it is the grass people's family, they can't build a second one. ”
Lin Zifan turned on the big flicker mode, saying that it was a family heirloom, but in fact, this thing has nothing to do with the Lin family's ancestors.
While flickering, Lin Zifan was not idle, but put in materials and began to make sanitary napkins.
When the pieces of white tampons were spit out at the 'cash outlet', the empress was very surprised, and the red dress broke through the air, Lin Zifan only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and the empress had appeared in front of him, and was bending down to pick up a tampon.
"What a big ......"
The empress's red dress is very beautiful, but it is also quite loose, bending in front of Lin Zifan's eyes, some temptations are naturally looming, even if Lin Zifan just glanced at it, he also felt dry mouth......
"Is this a sanitary napkin?" the empress frowned slightly, looked at it carefully for a moment, and couldn't see the name, but turned to look at the manufacturing machine: "This manufacturing machine is quite novel, I have never seen anything like it......"
"If you put in these materials, you can make a tampon in a few moments, and it's really amazing......"
It's strange if you've seen it, we don't have this kind of black technology in modern times, let alone ancient times?
Lin Zifan muttered in his heart, but said on his lips: "Back to Your Majesty, this is a sanitary napkin, as for this manufacturing machine, it is left by the ancestors of the grass people, and I don't know how to make it......"
After a while, thirty or forty pieces of tampons were made, and Lin Zifan put away the manufacturing machine.
"Your Majesty, this is the production process of sanitary napkins and sanitary napkins, as for whether the effect is as the grass people say, you will know if you try it......"
Halfway through speaking, the corners of Lin Zifan's mouth twitched.
The queen used a tampon to flicker and always felt a little cold behind her......
"Hmm!"
The empress nodded, but she didn't say whether to use it or not, but with a wave of her jade hand, the door opened without wind......
"No need to eavesdrop, come in!" said the empress lightly.
Lin Zifan looked back and found that all the civil and military officials were crowded in front of the gate, and they were eavesdropping with their ears pricked up...... was caught by the empress, and they didn't look embarrassed, but pretended to be chatting with each other and walked into the court......
"All of them are talents~ Just this cheek, I sigh to myself that it is not as good as ......"
Lin Zifan was crazy in his heart for the civil and military officials, calling 666.
"This is a sanitary napkin, who is in the menstrual period, you can try it, whether it is as comfortable and easy to use as Lin Zifan said. The empress pointed to the neatly placed sanitary napkins on the side and said lightly.
"I'm coming!"
"I'll come, everyone, please wait for me for a while, I'll go to the toilet and come ......"
"Go away, let me try!"
There are more than 100 civil and military officials combined, and at least a dozen people are in their menstrual period, and they have expressed their desire to 'try' first.
And a military general, even more fierce and direct, rushed to the side of the sanitary napkin, pushed away several other people and was about to take off his pants......
"What are you doing? This is above the court, what kind of system has it become?" the ministers were angry.
"Hmph, everyone is a woman, what are you doing with twisting and pinching?" The military general snorted coldly: "My red lotus is not so particular, I don't need to go to the toilet, just try it here, and everyone can observe and observe!"
"But there's a man here!" Wen Chen was angry.
"What about a man? I, Honglian, am not afraid......" A trace of blush flashed on Honglian's beautiful face at least eight points, and she had already untied her belt......
God is so special that you are not afraid, the ministers are so angry that they can't speak, other men look at you, of course you are not afraid, but people are at a loss, right?
"Is it so tough?" Lin Zifan was dumbfounded, changing sanitary napkins in front of so many people?
I, Lin Uchiha Fan, would like to call you the strongest in the world of female men!
Disheveled!
At this moment, everyone saw a flower in front of them, and the red lotus flew in response, sticking to the wall in a large font, and slowly slid down.
"Who dares to play hooligan under my nose?"
The empress flashed back to the dragon chair, her beautiful eyes swept over, and the few generals who had just 'imitated' the red lotus shrank their heads and lowered their heads.
"Hmph, you have a group of wives and concubines in your family, why do you look like you haven't seen a man today?"
The national teacher snorted coldly, hiding the embarrassment in his heart. Just now...... She also wanted to play a hooligan......
As for who to play hooligan, the entire palace, except for Lin Zifan, is all women, do you need to say it?
"What a tough woman......" Lin Zifan wiped his cold sweat.
A moment later, under Lin Zifan's explanation, the two Wenchen and the two generals went to the latrine.
Soon after, the four of them returned, all of them looking surprised......
"I didn't feel it at all, the feeling of being wet and close to my body was gone, but it was very ......dry."
"Amazing, this little tampon is so magical! Your Majesty, the old minister feels very comfortable now, and it is still very cool......
The two Wenchen were quite restrained, and the remaining two generals were inexplicably excited!
The two of them even directly replaced expression with action, and the two of them made a big fight in the court, ...... It was a big fight, which surprised everyone.
"Can it really exert more than ninety percent of its strength? This thing should be a divine object!"
Lin Zifan: "......"
The rotten streets on the earth, the tampons used by every woman, have become gods like this?
Of course, he can also understand how amazing the effect of tampons is for the feminist world.
Wenchen or ordinary women, maybe sanitary pads can only make them much more comfortable, but for soldiers and generals, this is a vital thing!
For example, among the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, on average, a quarter of them are in their menstrual period every day, and they can only exert fifty percent of their strength. In other words, the overall strength of Datang can only exert about eighty percent of its total strength......
And after using sanitary napkins, you can exert nearly 10% of your strength!
Originally, eighty percent of the strength of the Tang Dynasty soldiers could resist the enemy's attack, if they played ten percent, even if they couldn't make the border pass impregnable, they could greatly improve their defensive ability!
"That's good, very good!" the empress smiled, like a hundred flowers blooming, which made Lin Zifan's heart flutter......
"It's a pity to have such craftsmanship if you don't use it. The empress looked at Lin Zifan and said, "Lin Zifan, I summoned you to the palace as an official, are you willing?"