"......" Lin Zifan tugged at the corners of his mouth, who am I trying to provoke? Why do you come and go and have anything to do with tampons?

[Host, you admit it!...... you're a nasty salted fish]

"You are the salted fish!" Lin Zifan scolded angrily in his heart, as for the obscene or something...... Ahem, it's impossible to be obscene, and it's impossible to admit that you're obscene in this life!

"Back to Your Majesty, but there is such a thing, sanitary napkins are made of a kind of feminine products made by the method of grass folk family heirlooms, designed for women's menstrual periods, women's menstrual period with sanitary napkins, can effectively prevent side leakage, and long-lasting dry, and can sleep super well at night......"

Lin Gold Medal Salesman Zifan Online ......

Hehe, you may not believe it, I am selling tampons to the Tang Dynasty Empress who can control the mountains and rivers in the feminist world......

"Is there such a thing?" the civil and military officials couldn't help but exclaim when they heard this.

As long as she is a woman, as long as she has a menstrual period, no matter how high her status is and how scary her identity is, there will be a few days every month that she is 'unhappy'.

But when the generals and soldiers reached the menstrual period, their combat power was greatly reduced, and the danger of going to the battlefield skyrocketed.

Many people don't believe that there is such a magical thing, but there are still a small number of people who are very curious, and ask Lin Zifan where this thing is, and whether there is evidence or something.

"Everyone!" At this time, Zhang Ru opened his mouth and said loudly: "I and the soldiers under my account can prove this matter, if it were not for sanitary napkins, we would not have been able to repel the enemy army so quickly, and the class would not have returned to the court!"

Lin Zifan looked at Zhang Ru, I'm afraid the sun will come out of the west tomorrow?

"Is there such a thing?"

"If it's fake, cough, I've used it myself......"

Burst......

Lin Zifan sprayed, looked at Zhang Ru, and looked confused. Nima, you're also here for the big aunt?

"Hearing is false, seeing is believing!" The national teacher looked excited, but he was a little incredulous: "Lin Zifan, if you really have this thing, take out some and let me wait and see!"

"Lin Zifan, you don't have to scruple about it, just take it out with confidence. The empress spoke, with supreme majesty: "If this matter is true, you should be the first strange man in my Tang Dynasty, and you will make a great achievement!"

Whether there is a sanitary napkin or not, for the entire Datang, and even for all countries in the feminist world, the significance is too great. is so important that even the national teacher and the empress have to ask in person, and even suffer from gains and losses.

If this is true, everyone will be happy, and if it is false......

"By the way, I hate it when someone lied to me, if this is false, pull it out and cut it down!"

Before Lin Zifan could be happy, he was splashed with cold water from head to foot.

"Nima, it's good that I asked the system yesterday for a task reward, and now there are manufacturing materials, otherwise it's not over?"

[Hit the street host, do you know that this system is not a salted fish? apologize!]

"Salted fish, get out!"

But now the problem is, Lin Zifan didn't make the material into a sanitary napkon at all, could he take out the manufacturing machine and materials from the system space in front of so many people?

When someone asks you where you got this thing from, isn't it dead?

In a hurry, Lin Zifan had an idea.

"Your Majesty, this matter is true, but it involves the secrets of the grass people's family, and the grass people don't want too many people to know. ”

"I don't know Your Majesty, can you let the ministers temporarily step down and have the grass people make a cover up on the spot for Your Majesty to see?"

As soon as these words came out, the ministers were dumbfounded, Nima, don't let us see it? We are still waiting to take a few and use them back, how can this be reasonable?

"Your Majesty, by all means, what kind of family secrets, a bunch of nonsense!"

"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that this Lin Zi may have evil intentions and will be unfavorable to Your Majesty, so you must not let me and others retreat, and we must protect Your Majesty......"

"The minister thinks the same way......"

The ministers were opposed, making the corners of Lin Zifan's mouth twitch one after another.

Why does the god have evil intentions, my small body, anyone present can easily kill me in an instant, and threaten the empress? What the hell do you think?

"Stand down!" the empress ignored everyone's opposition, how could she not know what these guys were up to?

What's more, threaten her? In this world, there are no more than five people who can threaten her!

In the feminist world, who doesn't know the name of Wu Zetian, the sixth in the world?

The empress spoke, and even if thousands of civil and military officials were unwilling, they could only retreat.

Soon, only Lin Zifan and the empress were left in the court.

"Is this a room with the empress, a lonely man and a widow?" Lin Zifan's heart fluttered.

[Detected that the host has a strong desire in his heart, triggering the main quest - marrying the empress!]

[The host needs to marry Empress Wu Zetian within ten years and give birth to a son and a daughter, otherwise he will become mentally retarded!]

"Nima!" Lin Zifan was momentarily stunned: "I thought about marrying the empress as my wife, yes, but when did I have the desire to have children?

[Host, reiterate, this system is not a salted fish, and you can't hide it from me!]

[Just now, you not only have the desire to have a child, but you even have a child's name in mind!]

"Do you know all about that?"

Lin Zifan was stunned, but then accepted it, in fact, when he saw the empress for the first time, he had already decided to 'take down' the empress~!

It doesn't matter if you have this task or not, of course, it's even more perfect if there is no failure penalty......

"Huh?"

The empress's beautiful eyes swept over and looked at Lin Zifan who was in a daze.

Lin Zifan only felt that his scalp exploded, as if he had seen through the inside and out, and couldn't help but be shocked: "Your Majesty, wait a minute, it will be fine right away!"

He looked left and right, and found that the gate of the court was still open, and many ministers were looking.

This made him instantly think of the 'slander' that these ministers had 'slandered' him before, and he couldn't help but sneer.

"Hmph, don't want to see it!"

He scrambled to the door and slammed it shut. But I was stunned to find that I couldn't push it!

"Nima, what kind of door is this?" Although Lin Zifan's strength is not as good as that of a woman in this world, he can still break a boulder in his chest, and he still has the strength, but he pushes the door hard, but this door does not move at all......

"Although this door is more than ten meters high and more than ten meters wide, it doesn't need to be so heavy, right?"

Lin Zifan complained in his heart.

However, the empress saw Lin Zifan's embarrassment, and with a slight wave of her slender jade hand, the red sleeves swept away, and the door closed in response, so that all the ministers could only stare outside the door.

"You can start!" The empress looked at Lin Zifan, and there was already a trace of impatience in her eyes.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Lin Zifan gritted his teeth and took out the tampon making machine and dozens of materials from the system space.