Ninety-seven Reading
In his dream, Niu Gensheng was taken to the library of Shengyuqiang School, and Confucius said to him: "People cannot be sure what property they leave to the next generation, but at least they must ensure that they get the best education, and knowledge cannot be snatched away." Einstein said: "Knowledge can change fate! Science and technology are the primary productive forces!" Niu Gensheng complained: "I came from a humble family, and it will never be possible for me to enter the hall of elegance! My master is full of poetry and books, full of scriptures and arguments, and his economy is poorer than Cao Xueqin, and he is more bitter than Van Gogh? You can't get a prestigious university degree in studying, and you don't recognize people in China! Write articles and recognize click-through rates, and you don't recognize people? Write articles and recognize click-through rates, and recognize people without recognition? It's better not to read at all! It's better not to read at all! Reading is useless, it's better to learn a skill and make money quickly?"
Lu Xun lamented: "No matter how difficult it is for a poor family to produce a noble son, China is full of elite talents who benefit from society, and the children of the poor are unfair from birth to adulthood, and studying is the only way out! But the poor have to spend three times as much will and perseverance as the rich! Famous universities are all occupied by the so-called elite talents! There are so many top students who take the examination for the top students! If you take the entrance examination for a second-rate university, you can never expect to make a fortune and become a superior person!"
Ji Xianlin sighed and said: "It's useless to engage in scholarship now, it's useless to start late in literary creation, like Lingnan ghosts who write until their hands cramp, spit white bubbles in their mouths, write about vomiting blood, write until they run out of energy or don't sign a contract, and write to the tenth level of disability and brain damage, it's not that the writing is not outstanding, it's not that it's not uncreative, it's not that it's not that there is no novelty, but that this world is completely perverted! You will never understand what literary works young people like to read now! Literature that is more difficult to understand than Sanskrit is tasteful!"
Zhu Ziqing said: "There are a few rich people who are engaged in literature, but there is not a single rich man out of 10,000! 100,000, 999 are poor and poor? How many Guo Jingming? How many Mo Yan? How many Jia Pingwa? How many Yu Qiuyu are there? Most of them are as unknown as Lu Yao and as ordinary as Lingnan ghosts? Therefore, luck is the most important, luck accounts for 70 percent, and 30 percent depends on talent!"
Qian Zhongshu said: "I have read books all my life and have Q uses, if I don't publish a novel called "The Siege of the City", the ghost knows me? Lingnan ghost talent, if someone helps him publish a few anthologies, he is more talented than me, this is the sorrow of the Chinese literary circles, obviously a piece of He's bi, but there is no Bole appreciation? Obviously he is a literary master, but he can't even find the door of the Writers' Association? Coming up with a book is more hopeless than the chance of a plane crash, this is the sorrow of Chinese literati? This is the shame of Chinese scholars? Alas! I teach my children to teach Sun Mozhan literature!"
Jin Kemu said: "Looking at the exaggeration of literature is very prevalent, that is, 1 or several hundred thousand words? But the readability needs to be studied? What kind of fantasy and magic can not even be understood by university professors? The novels of Lingnan ghosts and geniuses are even despised by three-year-old children.
Niu Gensheng retorted: "My master Mu Ming, and Jin Teacher Jin Ming, you two are mutually restrictive, Mars touches the earth? Jin Kemu, you are more than Feng Lun Feng Niu Ma nonsense talk about thirty-seven twenty-four? My master Lingnan ghost is a person who loves to read? He is always an old man who cares about the old man! Sister is also a brother-in-law! He is more pedant than you, shaking his head and saying that human nature is good at the beginning, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book? He also swore that he was determined to read all the strange books in the world, and searched all the strange words to make drafts! He compared himself to a bookworm! He said that he would read for the dream of the great rejuvenation of China! I went to apply for a bachelor's degree at an old age, and said that I would realize my dream of studying."
The poet Zang Kejia said: "Some people are dead, but he is still alive? Some people are alive, but he is already dead? And the Lingnan ghost lives just to read? He said that he wants to read all the world's famous books? Read all the strange books of ancient and modern times? And then publish a profound strange book, so that which old scholars are at best just frogs at the bottom of the well?"
Haizi said: "The spring flowers are blooming, and the face is blooming? Why do I search all over the Shenzhou and only the Lingnan ghosts can read my poems." He said that only God knows that Hai Zi is lonely? Hai Zi is the last poetic martyr in Shenzhou, and the poems of Wang Guozhen and Xi Murong are not as good as the birds and the hazy moon.
Niu Gensheng said loudly: "What a bunch of nonsense, you are the useless nerd who really reads dead books, dead books, and dead books, and you are not as good as Sanmao? She travels around the world to be world-weary and depressed and goes to heaven, and her writing is also outstanding? You write some negative and whimsical poems, thinking that Lin Xifang Wenshan is unemployed? My master's urine is also flowing westward with a river of spring water, and you are a strong bullshit and obscure poetry?"
Qi Gong said: "Don't be rude, Mengxia, Master Hongyi said that learning to let go, reading is a great and noble cause, your master has reached the state of perfection in reading, regardless of the male alphabet, regardless of novels and prose, regardless of ancient traditional or bare Chinese, read the book as a loss, read the loss as Shu, read Shu as a service? and then burn the book to ashes and swallow it, your master's method of reading, the Chinese 120-point system, he has taken the test 117 points, a perfect score of three points. At the end of the essay, he wrote: Three points of genius, two points of spring, and one point of dust! The old handsome language deducted three points from him, and provoked a champion of liberal arts who had just been admitted to the Department of Philosophy of Sun Yat-sen University to the lungs: Lie down, your uncle, your literary talent is actually better than me?
Niu Gensheng woke up from a dream, by the way! This world is really perverted, if you want to read, you must start from the doll, in order to be outstanding, otherwise you will slow people to shoot, and you can still read a bird book? Reading is more cruel than going to hell in war! The head cantilever cone piercing the stock is backward and old-fashioned! Why don't you go to Hengshui Middle School to visit and study?