Ninety-eight masters

Niu Gensheng wanted to study, but it was better to have a demonic spirit! Niu Gensheng was hijacked by a 100,000 cold joke film crew late to watch a martial arts master competition as a judge? As soon as he sat down, the audience turned out to be Ximen Blowing Snow, Ye Gucheng, the descendant of the blood droplet, Long Fifteen, and the grandmaster Ip Man.

The first to appear was the Huoyun Evil God and the Lion's Roar Gong Chartered Public Chartered Wife, and the audience and the judges were all eye-catching! There was no new trick, it was nothing more than Kunlun Ha Toad's Divine Skill, such as the Divine Palm? This was already popular in "East Becomes West" Tony Leung had already been popular? As a result, the audience shouted and deceived, throwing tomatoes, greens, and eggs!

In the second group, Chen Zhen fought against the Japanese samurai and kicked through the East Asian sick man board, but the audience did not buy it! said that the Chinese did not have to fight hard in the eight-year war of resistance, and the Nanjing Massacre did not need to unjustly kill so many compatriots, and everyone called the warriors to get off the stage?

The third group of Ling Hu Chong flew around and laughed at the top ten masters of the rivers and lakes? The audience booed even more, cheering! A fat guy audience Lin Zicong rushed to the stage and picked up Ling Hu Chong and threw him off the thunder platform, scolding: "What kind of bullshit master, your uncle will level you alone?" Everyone laughed and laughed!

In the fourth group, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu faced each other against Juejiang Xiaoyu and Hua Wuji, Hua Wujian slapped Lin Zicong's two breasts with a light palm, and the female fans in the audience screamed: "Wow, it's so handsome! More handsome than Yang Yang?" Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu hugged each other and appeared, and the audience was violent!β€”The big-bellied aunt saw the handsome guy Yang Daxia appear, and her nose suddenly bled out! The stomach was about to come out of the amniotic fluid in advance? Ruhua saw that the little dragon girl had snot coming out, and she was incontinent, and said: "Wow, it's so beautiful! I want to eat my aunt's grandmother?" As soon as Jiang Xiaoyu appeared on the stage, he was even more battled than Xu Wenqiang on the beach, and his pale face and waterlogged ghost Tian Qiwen's lungs laughed: "This is called the four masters of Jiangnan, demons, Edison Chen can fight better than them!" Eight taels of Jin Fei came to the stage, swallowed the coughed up lungs just now and said: "Clear the heart and moisten the lungs, be punctual, the four masters, look at the immeasurable magic of the sea!" With a palm slapped, Yang Guo Xiaolongnu Jiang Xiaoyuhua was all beaten beyond recognition, and fell to the audience with crooked mouths and panting for half a sentence, unable to speak?

The fifth group of Huo Yuanjia and Huang Feihong confronted each other, a man should be self-reliant, Huang Feihong snorted, and eight taels of gold bombs came off the stage and vomited a belly of roundworms, and even the maggots in his ears were forced out! Ruhua hugged the half-paralyzed eight-tael gold Tao and cried: "You Huang Feihong on the street! Shoot hard, you Kan family shovel!" Before the words fell, the generation of grandmaster Ye Man punched him as red as a flower, and said: "Dead lady, three or eight more than Venus, ee0o, Wang Zulan, don't you want to marry, greedy for eight taels of gold and more gold?"

Huo Yuanjia compared to the Lost Trace Boxing, Huang Feihong was kicking Foshan Shadowless Foot, and the first round was tied. In the second round, Huo Yuanjia politely said: "Master Huang kicked the north and south Shaolin, stepped on Wudang Emei, and the martial arts supreme deserved!" Huang Feihong said: "Huo Daxia, chivalrous and benevolent, martial arts competition, megatron the world, dominate the martial arts, you are the only one, disrespectful and disrespectful?"

The host said fairly: "Two masters, fight or not, just talk bullshit and polite words? I asked Master Ip Man to knock you down?" Huo Yuanjia's head rotated one hundred and eighty degrees from the sky and his head crashed into a pile of cow dung, Huang Feihong gently avoided it, and stepped on a pile of dog shit! Seeing this, Ximen Blowing Snow laughed and lost two front teeth! Long Wu released blood droplets and scared Ximen Blowing Snow to his knees and begging for mercy! Ye Guchengkou blew a green leaf, Long Fifteen knelt on the ground with both feet, his neck was broken in two sections, and blood splattered everywhere!

The first generation of grandmaster Ip Man and Ye Gucheng faced each other! The ring was so quiet that he could hear even a needle falling clearly! Wing Chun fist against the cold ice and blazing fire palm! After 300 rounds of fighting, the two masters held their breath and stared at each other! Hong Qigong woke up, yawned, and opened Ip Man and Ye Gucheng's buttocks with a dog-beating stick! He said with a smile: "They are born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other? The two leaves compete for masters, and I beat the water dog?" The first generation of grandmaster Ip Man and Ye Gucheng were thrown into the pool by Hong Qigong!

Niu Gensheng didn't dare to come out of his dream, and became the last audience, Hong Qigong took out "*" and said to me: "I see that Your Excellency is full of heaven, and your bones are wonderful, I think you are a prodigy who is better than Zhou Botong and one in ten thousand! I will teach you one move, nine shallow and one deep, whether it is Wu Zetian or Allure, or Pan Jinlian will also be defeated under the master's door?"