【Original KUSO Text】Japan's military power that has been concealed
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The Japanese military power that was concealed
As we all know, Japan's Self-Defense Forces have always remained small in size in terms of numbers due to the influence of the pacifist constitution. As a result, some ignore the Japanese threat.
In fact, however, the shrewd Japanese have long thought of a solution to this problem. Using their minds, they came up with a way to reserve a large army.
For example, every time Japan decommissions an old submarine, it actually mothballs it and uses it as soon as it is needed.
And Japan's automobile factories can immediately be transformed into tanks. One only has to look at Japan's staggering annual production of automobiles to see how great the potential for tank production in Japan is.
Water pipes in Japan are made of the finest materials. And as soon as war broke out, it could be used as a gun barrel immediately. As for the Japanese gas pipes, they can all be used as cannon pipes.
And with the equipment, it will not work without the personnel who operate it. In this regard, Japan has its own unique skills to prepare operators for those equipment.
Every year, when the officers and soldiers of the Self-Defense Forces begin to retire, Japan selects the best of them, seals them with cement, and sinks them to the bottom of the sea. In this way, as soon as war breaks out, then they can be immediately fished up from the bottom of the sea and equipped with the weapons they had prepared before. Japan will immediately have a large and well-trained army.
This post was originally just a casual reply. It was in a military forum, and there was a post discussing rare earths, and the poster said that he saw an expert on TV saying that the Japanese bought rare earths and then sealed them with cement and sank to the bottom of the sea......
Sealing off a strategic resource with cement and sinking it to the bottom of the sea is probably just a pat on the head invention of Chinese experts. Originally, it was rumored that Japan had sealed the coal with cement and sunk to the sea, but now it has expanded to various things, and the popular rare earths have not escaped.
However, I've always had a dislike for that kind of expert. So I casually made up a post about the hidden Japanese military power as a reply. The gas pipes and the like at the beginning are also the jokes circulating on the Internet. And the submarine was mothballed, and it deceived military fans on many military forums.
My real play is at the end. Generally speaking, posts about Japan's potential military power ignore the fact that weapons can be produced in batches, but operators are not able to produce them in batches. Nazi Germany was able to produce jet fighters, but not enough experienced pilots.
So, I spoofed them and helped them solve the operator's problem.
Since other strategic resources can be sealed with cement and sunk to the bottom of the sea as reserves. So I typed, "Every year, when the officers and soldiers of the Self-Defense Forces begin to retire, Japan selects the best elements among them, seals them with cement, and sinks them to the bottom of the sea." In this way, as soon as war breaks out, then they can be immediately fished up from the bottom of the sea and equipped with the weapons they had prepared before. Japan will immediately have a large and well-trained army. ”
This is in addition to satirizing those experts who only know how to "seal it with cement and sink to the bottom of the sea". It is also related to the style of the Japanese underworld. It is said that their signature method is to seal it with cement and sink it into Tokyo Bay...... In addition to this, I also thought of a science fiction novel I saw before, sealing the army in the refrigerator to prepare for war.
As a matter of fact, what experts say is as ridiculous as sealing certain strategic resources with cement and sinking them to the bottom of the sea is the same as sealing them up with cement and sinking them to the bottom of the sea.
Speaking of which, I don't know if anyone has the urge to seal them up with cement and sink to the bottom of the sea when facing those experts who make a lot of nonsense.
One final point to note is that this post is not a popular "phishing article" these days. It's just a KUSO text. Will anyone fish with such a thing as "sealing up officers with cement"?
However, to my surprise, in Baidu Know, there are really people who ask questions about this article seriously. Ask if it's true. And among the people who answered, in addition to those who said that they thought of horror movies, there were really serious ones. It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing!
At first, it was just a reply post, and then it was sent to the Longkong Forum and Xiaobai Museum in a panic. Then I suddenly found that there were several places that reposted this post. So I posted it here, because this one is really my original.
The Japanese military power that was concealed
As we all know, Japan's Self-Defense Forces have always remained small in size in terms of numbers due to the influence of the pacifist constitution. As a result, some ignore the Japanese threat.
In fact, however, the shrewd Japanese have long thought of a solution to this problem. Using their minds, they came up with a way to reserve a large army.
For example, every time Japan decommissions an old submarine, it actually mothballs it and uses it as soon as it is needed.
And Japan's automobile factories can immediately be transformed into tanks. One only has to look at Japan's staggering annual production of automobiles to see how great the potential for tank production in Japan is.
Water pipes in Japan are made of the finest materials. And as soon as war broke out, it could be used as a gun barrel immediately. As for the Japanese gas pipes, they can all be used as cannon pipes.
And with the equipment, it will not work without the personnel who operate it. In this regard, Japan has its own unique skills to prepare operators for those equipment.
Every year, when the officers and soldiers of the Self-Defense Forces begin to retire, Japan selects the best of them, seals them with cement, and sinks them to the bottom of the sea. In this way, as soon as war breaks out, then they can be immediately fished up from the bottom of the sea and equipped with the weapons they had prepared before. Japan will immediately have a large and well-trained army.
This post was originally just a casual reply. It was in a military forum, and there was a post discussing rare earths, and the poster said that he saw an expert on TV saying that the Japanese bought rare earths and then sealed them with cement and sank to the bottom of the sea......
Sealing off a strategic resource with cement and sinking it to the bottom of the sea is probably just a pat on the head invention of Chinese experts. Originally, it was rumored that Japan had sealed the coal with cement and sunk to the sea, but now it has expanded to various things, and the popular rare earths have not escaped.
However, I've always had a dislike for that kind of expert. So I casually made up a post about the hidden Japanese military power as a reply. The gas pipes and the like at the beginning are also the jokes circulating on the Internet. And the submarine was mothballed, and it deceived military fans on many military forums.
My real play is at the end. Generally speaking, posts about Japan's potential military power ignore the fact that weapons can be produced in batches, but operators are not able to produce them in batches. Nazi Germany was able to produce jet fighters, but not enough experienced pilots.
So, I spoofed them and helped them solve the operator's problem.
Since other strategic resources can be sealed with cement and sunk to the bottom of the sea as reserves. So I typed, "Every year, when the officers and soldiers of the Self-Defense Forces begin to retire, Japan selects the best elements among them, seals them with cement, and sinks them to the bottom of the sea." In this way, as soon as war breaks out, then they can be immediately fished up from the bottom of the sea and equipped with the weapons they had prepared before. Japan will immediately have a large and well-trained army. ”
This is in addition to satirizing those experts who only know how to "seal it with cement and sink to the bottom of the sea". It is also related to the style of the Japanese underworld. It is said that their signature method is to seal it with cement and sink it into Tokyo Bay...... In addition to this, I also thought of a science fiction novel I saw before, sealing the army in the refrigerator to prepare for war.
As a matter of fact, what experts say is as ridiculous as sealing certain strategic resources with cement and sinking them to the bottom of the sea is the same as sealing them up with cement and sinking them to the bottom of the sea.
Speaking of which, I don't know if anyone has the urge to seal them up with cement and sink to the bottom of the sea when facing those experts who make a lot of nonsense.
One final point to note is that this post is not a popular "phishing article" these days. It's just a KUSO text. Will anyone fish with such a thing as "sealing up officers with cement"?
However, to my surprise, in Baidu Know, there are really people who ask questions about this article seriously. Ask if it's true. And among the people who answered, in addition to those who said that they thought of horror movies, there were really serious ones. It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing!