I asked Jin Toad, "Can you tell me about you?"

Jin Toad thought for a while and said: "I have been constantly migrating for as long as I can remember, and you also know that we reproduce very quickly, if there are no natural predators, it will not take long to fill the entire pond, and then draw lots to decide who will leave, and in the continuous migration, we have all forgotten where we came from in the first place, so I said that I have never seen the golden toad under the Liu Hai seat at all." ”

"Then we migrated to the north, and in a happy life in a pond, I gradually became the largest golden toad in the pond, and when I was the largest, I was the master of the pond. ”

"Until one day, a human came here to build an underground building, I was caught by them and put in Dingli, he didn't know what spell was cast on me, I felt that my body was dead, but my spirit was always awake, I was put into a bottle, I couldn't go anywhere, there was a dead silence. ”

"I was reminiscing about my past in it, and at the same time studying the spells passed down from my ancestors, during this time, my spells have improved a lot, but I still can't break through this dark space, and then I gave up and began to fall asleep, and I woke up and woke up, and my brain was almost not awake, but not long ago someone came to the underground building, took my bottle, took me out, and possessed me to you. ”

"I have to thank you, if I hadn't attached myself to your body, I would have been wiped out. ”

I said you really don't remember anything at all?

"I still remember being skinned," he said. ”

I was startled, what kind of spell do you need to peel the skin of the golden toad?

He said, "I don't know, it's not a good spell anyway." ”

"Brother Toad, think about it, what else did you see?"

Jin Toad said: "Think about it first, think about it, it's either a mausoleum or a temple. ”

I said, "How can there be any temple, unless it is the temple of the evil god, I feel that to a large extent, it is a tomb, and you are still the core of the guard formation in the tomb." ”

Jin Toad said, "You know how to rob tombs?"

I took out the "Sixteen Characters Yin Yang Feng Shui Practical Technique", "Some of the records above are more similar to what you said, can you still talk about the details?"

Jin Toad shook his head: "It's been too long, I can't remember it clearly." ”

I said what are you going to do next? Jin Toad said, "What else can I do? I won't live long without your body, I can only attach to your body, but I am not a yin spirit, and possessing you has no effect on you." ”

I said, "Our acquaintance is fate, you first attach it, and then give me a little more money, and if you have money, you will be happy in these years." ”

Jin Toad said: "In addition to money, you have to mate, how old are you, it's time to mate." ”

I said, "Why do you keep trying to get me to mate? How dirty and evil is this idea? How can I do this?"

"Mating refers to the activity of combining the germ cells of living organisms to lead to fertilization and reproduction," he said. If a person or a creature has not mated, then his life is incomplete, mutilated, and failed. ”

I said, "How can anyone like me be with me, unless it costs money." ”

Jin Toad's eyes lit up, and he asked me, "Can copulation be done with money?"

I said: Definitely, a few hundred dollars is fine, and the mating with money is just that there are no offspring and only happiness.

Jin Toad said: This is more reliable, let me lead him to see, I said that you are not going to see, you are lustful, have you been perverted for so many years?

Jin Toad said: "Mating \ mating is sacred, how can it be a pervert?" He thought for a while and said that he had an unformed spell that could confuse creatures, and if it was cultivated, I could mate with anyone at will.

As soon as I listened to it, there was a film in the island country called "Time Stopper" with a total of 36 episodes, and I watched them all, and I was especially envious of such a thing, if Jin Toad could confuse, hehehe.

The next day was Sunday, I went to resign with the boss first, and the boss was stunned: "What do you eat and drink when you resign, I know you, your resignation is equivalent to starvation." ”

I said, "Don't bother you, I'll quit." ”

The boss gave me the money for this month, but deducted my salary for 7 days, he said: "You resigned suddenly, and you didn't give me time to find someone, which is a delay in my business, so I deducted your salary for a week." I said, "It's okay, just be happy." ”

Out of the place where I worked, I stretched, and the sun was shining warmly on me.

Jin Toad asked me, "What are you doing when you quit your job, and how will you live in the future?" I said, "Aren't you there?" ”

Jin Toad said: "Damn, I'm just helping you, you still want to rely on me for all your financial resources, can you get face? ”

I said: "It's too slow to get money from work, I have your help, I want to do something to make quick money, my boss is not a good person, let's make a deal with him, did you position yourself just now?"

"No, didn't you tell me to locate it without seeing money?"

I said, "Damn, you have to position, this person is making all the ill-gotten gains of the workers, and it is intolerable not to engage in him." So I went back to my boss's office, and the boss was stunned when he saw me: "What's the matter, I'm not resigning again." ”

"Boss, I can't find the key, can you see what is here?" I pretended to look for it, and asked Jin Toad to set it in the office with my hair, and I went out.

We have a large rural market here, which sells everything, cats, dogs, pigs, cows, sheep, vegetables, sauerkraut, meat and all kinds of snacks are super lively, walking and walking on the stall there is a thing lit up, I went to look at a small metal object, picked it up and found that it is a seal, this seal is interesting, the seal is generally square or long, this seal is a flat, there is a long handle behind.

There are four traditional Chinese characters written on the print, and the Tao is a chicken pot.

I looked at these four words and thought hard: "What is the Taoist chicken pot?"

The stall owner is a 40-year-old uncle, he said: "It's not a chicken pot, it's a Taoist treasure, this is the Taoist seal of Cui Lao Dao who gave people external diseases back then." ”

This seal is still a copper, because there is green embroidery on it, and the boss said: "This is an old object, from the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty." ”

The boss said, "I guessed by looking at the green embroidery on it." I couldn't hold back my laughter. The boss was also very embarrassed: "It looks very ancient, let's use this to see people for external diseases, those who are hysterical and ghostly, use this seal to dip cinnabar on the door of the brain, and the person will be conscious." I saw it with my own eyes when I was a child in the countryside, and after he died, his son didn't believe in it, so he sold all this set of things, and let me collect it, and give it to you cheaper if I want. ”

In addition to this seal, there are a lot of gadgets, but they are all very garbage chicken blood jade, chicken blood jade is a common garbage on the stall, the shape has a peace buckle or jade pendant, there is green and yellow, the common feature is that there is a side suddenly very red, this is because of the use of inferior Xiuyu or Afghan jade with fire roasted jade, dyed after bursting at high temperature, The color is distributed along the cracks, nicknamed chicken blood jade, in fact, it is garbage dyed jade, many people who don't understand it buy it back as a treasure, basically there are stalls selling gadgets all over the country have this thing, and there are newcomers in various post bar forums who say that they went to xx travel and bought a piece of jade for everyone to identify, all of which are garbage things.