After eating, I went out, passed by Huafu Hotel, and saw a bewitching woman coming down from the red Audi, Jin Toad and I both lit up, "It's her!"

After saying that, the back of her head hurt, and she felt something fly over and pierce the woman's neck, and the woman felt that something was wrong, scratched her neck, and then looked around suspiciously, but found nothing, I watched her enter the hotel.

I said, "Brother Toad, why do you have a pain in the back of my head these two times?"

"Ah, it's normal, this is called the Thousand Miles DNA Positioning Dafa, you find the target, pull out one of your hairs and stab it into the target's body, so that as long as she is within ten miles of you, you can sense his existence, and you can take things around the target at any time. ”

I said: My hair is relatively thin, can we not keep pulling my hair, can we do it?

Jin Toad said: "No problem, as long as it is something on your body, there is no hair, your blood can also be used, but the blood is more obvious, not as secret as the hair." ”

When I returned home, I lay on the bed and felt the bewitching woman, this woman had heard from a co-worker before, she was the No. 9 mistress of a certain underworld brother, she had no power, she was just a little rich, and the boss raised her, but she belonged to the kind of mistress who was not in the stream, rich but had no status, and this kind of person did it for nothing.

The woman took off her clothes and took a shower when she entered the hotel room, although she couldn't see her face clearly, but her figure could be felt very accurately, just like a close-up view, I really haven't appreciated a woman taking a bath so much, it's very beautiful.

Jin Toad said, "Haven't you ever mated yet?"

My old face flushed: "Ah, what's wrong?"

He said how old are you?

I said 20 years old.

He said: "Oh, I haven't mated at the age of 20, I think I was only a few years old, and my children and grandchildren occupied a pond, and you were basically eliminated by society, and you have lost the right to mate." ”

Damn! That made him bloody!

I said, "Can we say something that makes me happy?" If you can't say it, just shut up and move the money." ”

Jin Toad silently recited the mantra: "Heaven and earth are infinite and thousands of miles to track." ”

I said, "You're not a roaring dog, can you change the formula?" Jin Toad thought for a while and said no, that's all.

Our senses moved out of the bathroom and headed straight for her bag, close enough that I could ask about the smell of leather on it, and I felt the bag enveloped in the energy of the golden toad.

With a snap, her small leather bag came into my hand, and I quickly threw it away, "Damn, you can't put it directly in my hand, so I will leave fingerprints"

I quickly found the rubber gloves used to brush the dishes, opened the LV donkey brand bag, and the iphone inside suddenly rang!

When the iPhone ringtone, I was upset, and I wanted to put the phone aside, but I didn't expect to answer it, so I heard her scolding inside: "I'm Boss Zhang's woman, you dare to steal my mobile phone, hurry up and return it to save you from death!"

I hung up in a hurry, my heart pounding. Take a deep breath and pour out the contents of the bag.

This woman is really rich, and she actually has more than 20,000 yuan in cash in her bag, as well as various cards, jewelry, cosmetics, and sets, me

Only took the cash, and the iPhone rang again, thanks to Lao Wang's family leaving, otherwise the neighbors would have heard it.

When I stuffed things back, a text message came from the iPhone that said: "The old lady's iPhone has a location, if you don't return it, you will die!"

I was taken aback, quickly wiped my bag with a rag, and then asked Brother Toad to send it back.

Close her eyes to track the scene over there, the woman is around a bath towel, there is a waiter standing in front of her, the woman threw the mobile phone to the waiter and said, "Why is your broken Android so bad?" She ordered the waiter to continue to make calls, Jin Toad threw the bag under the bed, the iPhone phone rang from under the bed, the woman and the waiter were very puzzled, saw her bag, the woman turned her anger into joy, and let the waiter out.

When she opened her bag and found that the money was gone, there was another roar, and then there was a burning smell, and I couldn't see anything.

I asked Brother Toad, "What's that smell?"

"It was the hair that stayed in her body that self-destructed, because you can't spy on people for the rest of your life with a single hair," he said. Then he praised me for my good psychological quality, usually normal people will shout and have a nervous breakdown when they find something attached to their body, but I didn't expect me to be able to communicate with him calmly.

I said, "I'm already at the bottom of society, I have nothing to lose, instead of being afraid of collapse, it's better for you to give me some sweetness, so that my life is not so hard." ”

Looking at the large amount of money in my hand, I was overjoyed, I had never seen so much money, I can't save it, let's spend it slowly.

Walking out of the room, I was in a super good mood, went out and bought two Anta, one for clothes and one for shoes, and then took off my Hongxing Kefu running shoes with particularly smelly feet and threw them away

While changing shoes, the shopping guide and the customers who walked around the store covered their noses and ran away.

I said, "It's not that my feet smell, it's that these shoes make my feet smelly, don't buy Hongxing Kefu, his shoes are ugly in design, and he covers his feet, so the smell of his feet is big." ”

Walking out of the store with new shoes, the shopping guide pinched his nose and followed him and said, "Sir, didn't you take your shoes?"

I said, "I don't want those shoes, help me throw them away, thank you!"

The shopping guide was about to cry, went back to pick up the shoes, put her nose into the shoes and sucked hard, she burst into tears, colleagues came to ask her: "Why do you feel so intoxicated?" She said with tears: "Stink, a smell of rotten meow, but it is different from stinky fish." The store manager came over and picked up his shoes and smelled them: "This smell is abnormally smelly, indicating that he has kidney deficiency, and looking at the way he walks, it means that he often strokes and causes kidney deficiency." ”

I was stunned, these shoe sellers are too heavy-tasted.

"Where can you eat at night?" asked Brother Toad.

"A new Malatang has opened, let's ......"

Brother Toad was angry: "Give me a special meow, you see that you are either instant noodles or spicy hot every day, Lao Tzu wants to eat meat!"

So I went to our seafood buffet, 99 yuan per person.

I went in and ate hard, and then I couldn't eat.

At this time, I heard Brother Toad say, "It's time to show the real skills." "He started eating again, and strange to say, I was so full that my stomach was full, but I could still hold a lot of food.

When I was a child, I saw people who were possessed by the great immortals, they could speak, sing, and dance, and they drank half a bottle of 60-degree earth shochu in one go, and when the invited immortals left, the man got up from the ground with no taste of wine in his mouth.

There is no scientific basis for what I said, but it is true that I have seen it with my own eyes, our local local shochu can be lit with a lighter, and it is praised as earth-fired alcohol by outsiders, and the taste is very strong, you have drunk the wine, you can smell the wine when you walk on the street, and I remember that the fairy walked past me, and there was no smell at all.

And today Brother Jin Toad is eating haise on me, some shellfish he actually swallowed directly, after eating a lot, wiped his mouth with his sleeve and was about to leave, I said: "Damn, there is a napkin, what do you wipe with your sleeve?" So he picked up the napkin again and pretended to wipe it twice.

When I went out, I was stopped by the waiter, saying that the manager had something to do with me.

In the past, the manager greeted me with a smile: "Little brother, what kind of food, what do you do?"

I said that I was moving bricks, and he sighed, and the waiter brought a tray with a hundred yuan on it, and he pointed to the money: "This money is for you, don't come in the future." ”

I said, "I don't want the money, can you let me go?"

The waiter scolded angrily: "If you want to take it, you can take it, where is so much nonsense!"

I picked up a hundred dollars, bowed to the manager, walked out of the door of the seafood buffet, pretended that nothing had happened, and when I was far away, I ran away, I had never run so fast in my life, until I found that there was no one behind, and then I stopped, panting like a dog.

Brother Jin Chan: "Actually, I wanted to tell you a long time ago, but they didn't send anyone to chase ...... at all."

I also know that I can't do this authentically, but I can't help it, people are poor, and the first time I eat such a delicious thing, the consciousness of taking advantage comes out, alas...... Such a nice place can't come in the future.