Jay Chou and Niu Gensheng traveled to ancient times and stabbed Emperor Qin with Jing Ke, Jing Ke sang: "The wind is howling and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone?" Jay Chou said that you can travel back to ancient times with magic, and Emperor Qin is a bird! I can subdue him with magic! Jing Ke said that he is a generation of emperors! You think it's an international joke! Harry Potter flies by on a broom, Le Dehua and Cheng Xiaochun fly over on the toilet! Take the throne of Qin Huang in his hand and play with a bird! Niu Gensheng sits on a condor and catches up!

Gu Jingjing, a female student of the Academy of Magic, was holding a salted fish mobile phone and was talking: "I came to the earth and found that the people here have a lot of money! People are stupid! Sisters come quickly! I am waiting for you in room 8046 in heaven and earth!" Wan Nengji, the principal of the Academy of Magic, said: "The heavens and the earth are big, but I am great! Magic precepts, perverted in my heart! Touch your mouth! Change!" He became a fisherman, fishing for mermaids by the sea.

At the end of the earth, Wang Taili Xiaoyang chopsticks brothers and Korean ladyboys sang "Little Apple", and Emperor Qin was watching a song and dance performance! Jing Ke stabbed Emperor Qin with a seven-star treasure knife, Zhou Jielun and Song Zuying wore a swallowtail magic suit and threw out a white pigeon with a civilized hat, the white pigeon and white shit were falling into Jing Ke, the guards caught Jing Ke and put him in the magic cabinet, and the genius white dog cut off Jing Ke's head with a knife! The blood turned into a giant python and approached Emperor Qin!

Jay Chou conjured up a black prince cool dizzy motorcycle from the magic cabinet! Pull up Emperor Qin and ride a motorcycle to grab the road and run wildly! Witches and shemales behind, the Korean heavenly group Bibang chases wildly!" Run quickly" Niu Gensheng pulled Xiang Long and jumped off the waterfall with his hug on Qin Huang, and Jay Chou flew over the Hukou Waterfall of the Yellow River! Ke Shouliang raised his big mother finger and said You are great!

Jackie Chan and the goddess sang "Myth" and descended from the sky, fought with the chasing soldiers, rescued the Qin Emperor, Xiang Long did artificial respiration, and said You must not die, I still want to find Qin? Jay Chou said, find a bird, you have a share in the thorn tomb? Zhang Yimou and Gong Li Qin Warriors have both staged! Your brain is in the soil! Backward to death! Now is the era of fantasy magic, the magic throne, have you played it?

Wow! What kind of magic? This king and widow want to see, Emperor Qin has woken up. Everyone knelt down and shouted: "Emperor of the Ages, long live my emperor, long live long live!" Fuck, what a bullshit emperor, it's the age of magic! Magic Principal Wan Nengji lowered his head and said: "Unify the Three Realms, magic is the only one, long live me!" With a finger of the magic ring, Emperor Qin turned into a green toad, and everyone laughed! A magic pot fell from the sky! Sucked everyone in, Niu Gensheng looked at it, and a frog said: "I am the prince of magic! I can fulfill your three wishes? I said that my turned into gold, and my urine turned into ice, and before I finished speaking, I really had a stomachache and a pile of gold, and urine came out of a block of ice! I was stunned! I woke up, I don't want you to have any wishes! Fortunately, I didn't dare to say the third wish?

Can magic really change lives and change the way you think about life? Now it's all magic, don't take it seriously? Just cool and fun!