Niu Gensheng traveled to ancient times and became Tang Yingjun, and when he saw the king of his daughter country, he said that he wanted an interview, and the female king asked: "What are you doing in your daughter country? Choose to be a horse or a midnight cowherd? Be a male model or a coolie?" Tang Yingjun said: "I want to be in my daughter Guokai Elite Company, and start a branch in this lineage?" The daughter king was furious! Said that my daughter has a son and mother spring? Don't bother Mr. Tang! You are not as handsome as Edison Chen! Guo Dejiang, Pan Changjiang, and Tang Bohu can think about it? Tang Yingjun was thrown out of the country by someone! Tang Yingjun asked: "No cream?" The daughter of the prime minister said: "Edison Chen is beautiful and sweet, Guo Daxia is funny and humorous, crazy thousands of girls, Mr. Pan has no one in the five short Quakers and can lay eggs on a rooster! Tang Caizi is both civil and military! Knows how to paint, recite poetry, and do what kind of talent do you have?"

Tang Yingjun was not convinced, and went to the Durala workplace to take a few courses. The first song "Film Song" boosted morale. Second, learn yoga to improve the cultivation of temperament. The third time I read "Spring and Autumn" and "The Legend of Dream Tan Houhei" to learn how to deal with people and improve interpersonal relationships! I think I will succeed in the interview this time?

If the Buddha and Guanyin were candidates for an interview with the monks of the Western Heavens? Master Hong said "Let go" and wrote down the calligraphy "Intersection of Sorrow and Joy"! Talent is not top! The six ancestors can chant the Buddha's verses, Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing in the original, where can it cause dust? Wow! The consciousness of the Zen mind is so high! The monk Jueyuan rushed out of the road to play twice, and Shaolin Kung Fu topped the melon! My heart was empty, and I was in a cold sweat, and I was in a groove! The competition for the job interview was fierce! What diploma requires a master's degree or a doctorate, and I need to have a multi-skilled? Comprehensive skills or something? This society is simply perverted!

If you ask me, "What should you do if you are empty and lonely?" I said, "I**, sparrow!" I said, "Monks don't talk about their children's private affairs, sins, Amitabha?" Nyorai smiled and nodded! Guanyin asked me again: "From now on, you are more miserable than a eunuch!—Can you survive the ascetic life on the road?" I said, "Take suffering as pleasure! Buddhism says that all living beings are suffering! Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?"

Zhenergen and Tang Dashan Chenggong Master vomited blood: "No cream, no heavenly reason! Master Hong-, Sixth Ancestor Huineng, and Monk Jueyuan have all failed such excellent students! This society is a bit perverted!" Master Xingyun said to reporters: "No comment, the final interpretation right belongs to the company?"

I felt stunned, why did the Buddha choose me? Tang Yingjun, Jiang Liu'er and Master Tang Sanzang entered the re-examination? I still have to pass five levels and kill six generals, and Guan Yu will be the interview examiner! Guan Yu asked Jiang Liu'er, what do you say you should do when the great sage returns? Jiang Liu'er said, do whatever you have to do! Guan Yu said, you go to Hengdian, Zhejiang Province to make a movie! He also asked Tang Sanzang that you will not marry for the rest of your life if you tear off the seal of the Five Elements Mountain? Can you do it? Tang Sanzang said that he has no regrets for the rest of his life! Guan Yu was surprised! Finally, he asked Tang Yingjun, "Do you eat dog meat?" The dog meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha left in his heart: "Guan Yu's face is ugly and pale, the selected person is Tang Sanzang! Change his name to Tang Seng! I will be ruined! If you come to transfer me to make Zhang Liang dog meat hot pot food city, I will make a big cabinet for the god of food!"

After 30 years, Jiang Liuer has become a popular star, Tang Yingjun has become the CEO of a listed company, and his family fortune exceeds 100 million, but the lucky person who is the first in Tang Seng's interview is facing the green light, except for the Buddhist scriptures, he can't even marry his wife?