I don't know if the Taoist priests eat fast, such a large pizza, he finished eating it quickly, his phone rang, I heard him say: "I'm going to lose, yes, I can't say it clearly on the phone, you come here to find me." Then he went out.

I ate it myself for a while, and then I staggered away, and although I still didn't have any taste when I ate, at least it wasn't so bitter. Jin Toad told me: Don't walk too fast when you are full, it will affect digestion.

When I came out of the pizza shop, I saw a young man kneeling in front of the Taoist priest, and the young man kept kowtowing: "Master, I am an only child, I can't go to the Tao with you anymore, this is the thousands of yuan you gave me before, I will return it to you, you let me go." ”

The Taoist priest asked: Did someone say anything to you?

The young man said: "Everyone says that Taoist priests can't eat meat, can't drink alcohol, and can't marry a daughter-in-law, I'm a Dumiao, if I go to cultivate with you, my life will be wasted, I'm just a layman, Master, please let me go back." ”

The blue-robed Taoist priest sighed: "Didn't you say it all? I am a Zhengyi priest, and I can eat meat and marry a daughter-in-law." Looking at the young man's stubborn face, the Taoist priest said: "Okay, okay, since you don't want to come, it's useless for me to force it, the money is for you, you can take it, take it back and honor your parents." ”

The young man picked up the money, turned around and ran, and accidentally laughed.

The Taoist priest sighed and looked back at me: "Let you see the smile, my newly accepted apprentice can't endure hardship." ”

I didn't say anything, and when the Taoist priest walked in front of me, Jin Toad suddenly manipulated my body and said, "Master, do you think I can be your apprentice?"

"What's that?" said the Taoist priest and I at about the same time.

I walked away quickly, and asked Jin Toad loudly in my heart: "Are you sick, are you okay with what religion do you want me to believe? Do you understand that it is a harmonious society now? How can you be feudal and superstitious?"

Jin Toad said: "Do you know what your biggest problem is? You just lack education, why are you confused? You will be lost? You will die or live, it is because you have not gone to university, you have not systematically studied knowledge, you do not have a special person to guide you forward, what are you lacking now? is a leader, without a leader, your future pain will be doubled, now you can quickly return to normal, for you to give a guiding light is religion, religion is the cheapest human beings can get, The most convenient thing is that you join the religious system to study, you have suffered a loss if you have not gone to university, and if you do not come into contact with religion again, you will live in ignorance for the rest of your life, religion will make you better, he will tell you what is right, you believe me, I will not harm you, go with this Taoist priest, you study seriously for three years, and then you decide whether you want to return to the world or continue to cultivate, just three years, and you will not lose. ”

When Jin Toad was talking to me, I walked a long way unconsciously, and the blue-robed Taoist priest caught up with me with some excitement, looked at my face carefully, and then pinched me: "God has closed a door for you, and he will definitely open a window for you." Little brother, I look at your face and body bones, you were born with a Buddha, cultivate with me. ”

I said, "Daoist, are you a Taoist priest or not, this belief is a bit miscellaneous." ”

The Taoist waved his hand: "Hey, you don't understand this, the pedestrian avenue is for the Taoist, the so-called Tao, is the trajectory of all things in the world, you don't care if this is God or the Buddha said, as long as he does it, you have to stick to a certain religion and a god, such a religion is not long, to its bad, take its essence, inclusive is the right way." ”

As soon as I heard that the chief was reasonable, I asked the chief by name.

The Taoist chief said: "I am a scholar below, and I am the wolfberry on Douyin." ”

I frowned: "Goji Berry Daoist, what does Zhengyi mean?"

The Taoist chief of wolfberry was not annoyed, and patiently explained: "Our Taoist priests are divided into two factions, Quanzhen and Zhengyi, Quanzhen self-cultivation, heart cultivation, and alchemy, and we Zhengyi are exorcism, charms, ghost hunting, eating meat, and of course, you can also get married." ”

As soon as I heard that I could get married, I was very happy, and I said, "Dao Chief, you are right, talent is divided into yin and yang, and people are divided into male and female, since there is yin and yang, why don't you let you get married? I think the religion of not allowing marriage is disobeying the way of heaven."

There is also the problem of eating meat, since meat is allowed to be sold in the vegetable market, people should be allowed to eat meat, I can not kill, I can also respect and love the animals in the world, but people must eat meat, and it is good to not eat meat and lack nutrition. ”

The Taoist chief of wolfberry was very happy: "Yes, yes, what you said is right, you are born with wisdom roots, and you can understand it at all." Then he stretched out his hand, "Come on, little brother, welcome to join us Zhengyi." ”

", I'm in!" I let go.

I led the Taoist to my quarters, packed up my things, and left the room, and the Taoist led me to buy baked cakes and mineral water, and I carried my bag and trolley suitcase all the way.

Douyin Guan is located in Totoro Mountain in Jiangxi Province, about 5,000 miles away from us.

I walked all the way with the head of the wolfberry road, not to mention that since I had a master, I was much more relieved, I was not afraid, my mind was not so chaotic, we walked for a full day, and when the sun was about to set, we found a hotel on a small hill.

The old lady is called Xu Fan in her sixties, and her son is called Xu Shanzheng who is thirty-five years old, and there is no partner so far, and there are only two of them within a radius of a few miles.

The hostel is very old, but the hostess said that dinner was included, there was hot water in the house, there was WiFi, and there was a computer.

I have one room with the head of the wolfberry road.

I unloaded my luggage, the whole person was about to fall apart, is this wolfberry Taoist teasing me? I didn't take the car so far, and I took my luggage and started walking, along the way is cold water + baked cakes, I really can't hold on to walking, all rely on the golden toad paralysis to control my body, otherwise I can't get out of the city.

If this old Taoist priest plans to lead me all the way to My Neighbor Totoro Mountain, then I'm sorry I won't go, who do you love, there are high-speed trains and airplanes, what's the matter with walking?

Any religion should keep pace with the times, and a religion that does not keep pace with the times is a cult.

I was lying thinking about it, and the proprietress and son were shouting, "The hot water is boiling, like a foot washer, come and get it." "I took a basin of hot water, it was so comfortable to scald my feet, I lay down and fell asleep unconsciously, and then the boss's son came to call the door again, saying that dinner was ready.

I opened the door, the Taoist called me in the bathroom, his hair was wet, it seemed that he had washed his hair, he beckoned me with a paper roll in his hand, he asked me to open my mouth, and tapped on each of my cheeks, and then he shot at a few points on my body, he lit the paper roll in his hand and scraped it on my tongue.

"Ahh I don't know what I'm playing and want to dodge, but I found that I couldn't move, and I suddenly reflected, this is a point, a point that has long appeared in movies and TV series!

The burning paper roll scraped on my tongue again and again, there was actually a small arc jumping in my mouth, every time I scraped a woman's heart-rending shout, I looked at myself in the mirror with my mouth open, the Taoist was still scraping very seriously, and then stuffed my whole paper roll into my mouth, and clicked twice on my cheeks, my mouth closed, I seemed to vomit but did not have this ability, I don't know what trick this makes my body stiff like a puppet, is this a point?

The heat in my mouth rushed out of my nostrils, but my tongue didn't feel hot, and the Taoist began to whisper some incantation in front of me, and the female voice in my body began to scream, and then the Taoist shouted: "Urgent as a law!"

Poof! Something exploded in my mouth.

It was the paper roll! The black ash rushed out of my nostrils, I coughed a few times, then held the sink and retched, and the Taoist patted me on the shoulder: "It's okay, your sense of taste has returned!"

I'm ecstatic in my heart, I'm a foodie! I don't have any requirements for women since I have money, but I really like to eat, I didn't dare to think about it before I didn't have money, but now I have money and I eat and drink in a different way, for a foodie, the sense of taste disappears, what is the meaning of living?

When I finally recovered, I burst into tears, I rinsed my mouth, cleaned my nostrils with toilet paper, and went to eat happily.

Dinner was actually not bad, mushroom fried meat, small pickles and meat porridge, I was very happy, I asked the proprietress what kind of meat it was? The proprietress said that it was rabbit meat on the mountain, very tender.

The chief of the wolfberry tree really eats meat, and eats meat and drinks porridge in large gulps.

After eating, I felt sticky, I went to take a shower, and when I went back to bed, I was so beautiful.

I wanted to surf the Internet, but I found that there was no computer in the house.

I went out and asked Mrs. Xu why there was no computer in my house, and the old lady said to ask for it.

I went to knock on the door, Shan Zheng was watching a movie, and took me a MacBook from the table, Shan Zheng This room is both a room and a warehouse, which is full of trolley boxes, the table is full of laptops and no computers, and the drawers are full of mobile phones, including the latest iPhoneXS\MAX, ah, such a remote hotel seems to make a lot of money every year, Shan Zheng saw me staring at his drawer, he closed the drawer, and said: " The WiFi password is our name qiongshan, and so is the password of this notebook. ”

Open the notebook, my God, this is not an ordinary notebook, it is a 2019 new MacBookPro, Intel i9 processor, 1T M.2ssd, is this hotel so profitable?

I flipped through the notebook and there were photos and diaries of my sister, a girl from Shanghai, traveling alone, she took a lot of photos with a SLR, in which there was a trolley box with a minion, I didn't think it was convenient to have a mouse, and I went to find a mouse, and I saw the trolley box in the house, and the mountain saw me staring and said, "What else do you want?"

I said, "Do you have a lot of tourists?"

He said: "It's okay, there is an abandoned gold mine in this mountain near us, some people have dug gold here, and some people have dug up diamonds, so there are a lot of people from all over the country who come to Taobao, do you want me to take you to see it tomorrow?"

I said, "I have to ask my master about this, and he said that if he doesn't leave tomorrow, let's go over and have a look." ”