The six machines in the ATM room were all lit up, and he said you go to the third one, that one has a lot of money.

I said, "There is indeed money in this, but I don't have a card, and you can't pay if you don't plug the card." "

He said proudly, "What is this, you put your hand on it." ”

I touched the machine with my hand, and then the machine made a sizzling sound, and I really paid for it! About 2,000 yuan, I just wanted to reach out to get it, and suddenly thought that there was a camera on the ATM machine, and there was also a monitor on it, so I pushed open the door of the computer room and came to the hall, and shouted loudly: "Come on, people, I haven't Seka yet, and the ATM will automatically spit out money!"

The security guard and the lobby manager ran over quickly, checked the plane, and said to me: Don't go.

They called me to the monitoring room, checked the surveillance, and saw that I hadn't been able to plug the card, and the machine was out of order, and said, "You haven't cheated yet, have you?" ”

I said, "I wanted to check the balance in the card today, and I found that I didn't have the card, so I touched the machine and paid for it." ”

The security guard told me to take off my clothes and check if there was anything wrong, I had my wallet, keys and money in the lottery station in my pocket, nothing suspicious.

The lobby manager said: "It may be the last user's money, the machine has a bug, and it is only coming out now." ”

They thanked me, said I had collected the money, and let me go.

When we got out of the bank, we both accused each other at the same time: "Are you stupid?"

He blamed me for not taking money.

I blame him for doing things under special surveillance.

Huang Youyou returned to the community, pointed to the surveillance on the wall and said to him: "This thing is called surveillance, he will take pictures of everything you do, do you really think that no one knows what you do?"

He said, "No way! You humans don't have that kind of technology. ”

I went directly to the property to check the surveillance, and I said, "I found that my house was in a mess, so I came to check the access." ”

The screen showed a video of me entering and leaving the community, and he was dumbfounded and shocked, and he didn't speak for a long time.

The property said that I didn't see any suspicious people entering, that is, the people inside your unit did it, and asked me if I needed to call the police, I said no, I didn't lose anything.

Back at the rental house, I said, "You're meowing." ”

He said: "I didn't expect you humans to evolve to this point, I thought it was an immortal method." ”

I said, "If you want to make money, you have to pay attention to the occasion, don't get the money into it yourself." ”

I asked him, "You have this supernatural power, what the hell are you?"

He said, "I'm a golden toad." ”

I said, "Ah, you're a big toad?"

"I'm not a toad, I'm a golden toad. ”

I asked, "Isn't the golden toad just a toad?"

"No, I'm three-legged. ”

"Damn, you're still a toad after all. Then you're not a Yin Spirit. ”

He said proudly: "Yes, I am not a yin spirit in the first place, and I am also a fairy beast." ”

"Then you'll spit out some money for me?"

He shook his head: "I can't vomit, I don't have this ability." ”

I turned on my phone Baidu and looked at the golden toad, and I said, "Are you the three-legged golden toad that Lu Dongbin's disciple Liu Hai subdued?"

He said, "That's the ancestor, well, I'm the side branch." ”

I said, "Then have you ever seen that golden toad with bangs?"

He said: "That's how many generations have passed, and they can't see this kind of side that is far away." ”

...... Isn't that just rubbish?

"What are you talking about, I'm at least the one who helped you get a few hundred yuan, why is it wasted? I can't spit out the money, but I can move the money, isn't it the same if I move other people's money back for you?"

"Okay, you can get the money," I commanded as I lay on my bed.

Jin Toad: "You close your eyes, I need to use my spiritual power and your senses to search for nearby money." ”

I closed my eyes, although I couldn't see in front of me, but the back of my head hurt, and it was like a hair was ripped off, but I could feel the whirring wind, and there was a small red dot in the darkness that kept expanding, and what caught my eye was full of green dollars!

"There it is!" we both said at the same time, and when I opened my eyes, I found an iron box of biscuits in front of me, which was full of money.

Wow! It's developed! It's been sent, and I took it out and counted tens of thousands of dollars.

Jin Toad asked proudly, "Am I reliable?"

"Reliable and reliable, Brother Toad is mighty!"

Outside the door, I heard that Brother Wang next door came back in a hurry, and listened to him and his daughter-in-law say: "Daughter-in-law, let's prepare, Dr. Zhao Ke's wife has taken care of it, and my mother can be hospitalized for surgery." ”

Then he went to knock on the door outside his mother's bedroom: "Mom, get up, go to the hospital." ”

Brother Wang's daughter-in-law was busy in the house, and suddenly said, "Mom, the money under my bed is gone!"

Brother Wang entered the house again and angrily reprimanded his daughter-in-law: "I specially told you to deposit it in the bank, where did you put the money?"

His daughter-in-law said with a crying voice, "Just put it in the biscuit box under the bed, why is it gone?" ”

Brother Wang said, "Meow, what's stuffed under your bed? Let's move the bed away and find it!"

I asked Brother Toad here, "Are you moving the money next door?"

Brother Toad: "Otherwise, isn't this close?" ”

"This is Brother Wang's money for medical treatment, and I want to return it. ”

Brother Toad said: "Look at you, you don't want to give you money, you just spend it." ”

I got up and went out to find Brother Wang: "If I spend this kind of money, I will be crushed to death by a car when I go out! I am poor, but I don't do this kind of garbage thing!"

Jin Toad said: "Stop, stop, don't go, you can't tell if you go, I'll give you back." ”

Brother Wang next door was roaring again: "What do you mean, are you determined not to let me see my mother's doctor?

His daughter-in-law also roared angrily: "Let him fart, I have been married to you for more than ten years, don't you know who I am? I just do this? I said that I can't find the money, I just can't find it, I just can't find it, I'll put it under the bed, is it interesting for me to lie to you?"

I said, "Brother Toad, hurry up and go back!"

With an empty hand, the cookie box disappeared.

Brother Wang and his daughter-in-law next door lifted the bed, and Brother Wang's daughter-in-law made a surprised voice: "Isn't this here? ”

Brother Wang also said: "You sloppy girl, you don't have a serious place to put things, hurry up, pack up and leave." ”

I listened in the house as his family busily packed up their things until they went out.

I breathed a sigh of relief, I don't know when I started sweating.

Jin Toad said: "Don't blame me for this, it's you who don't cherish the opportunity to get rich." ”

I said, "No, we have to set the rules, and we can't ask for this kind of ill-gotten wealth of the poor." ”

Jin Toad: "Then, the range I can search in the house is so large, if I want to make money, I have to go out and find a way." ”

After going out for a few walks, I found that the money that Jin Toad could move was either from a taxi driver or from a small merchant or a hawker, and I returned it. The main thing is that there is not much money, and hundreds of dollars are struggling to die, and they are all hard-earned by people, and it is not interesting to hold flowers.

After wandering around, at noon, I went to eat Malatang.

Malatang is called SpicyHotPot in English.

It is a delicacy from China, invented by the people of Niuhua Town, Leshan, Sichuan, which is a simplified version of hot pot, and was later transformed by the people of Northeast China for 20 years, and the biggest feature of this thing is that it is simple and easy to learn.

The ingredients are not important, what really matters is the ingredients, and this seasoning is the secret of each family.

The Malatang of Northeast China has canceled the skewers, you choose a variety of ingredients, boil in one pot, and finally pour seasonings on top of the Malatang, and stir first when eating.

When the spicy was cooked, I stirred the seasoning, and Jin Toad sniffed it and said, "What is this pot of stew?

"What kind of pig food? This is a delicious spicy tang in the world! It contains gluten, various ingredients, kelp, bean sprouts, and contains a variety of vitamins. ”

Jin Toad said: "Lao Tzu wants to eat meat. ”

"Aren't all you toads vegetarians?"

He said dissatisfiedly: "Fart, we've been eating meat all the time, okay, if you keep eating this kind of unnutritious thing, don't blame me if I can't move the money." ”

During the Malatang meal, he pointed out a few rich people to me, and even he told me that there was money at the counter of the Malatang restaurant, and I said, "Didn't you say that? I don't want the money of the poor, I want the money of the rich." ”