"Loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness!"

The national teacher gave Lin Zifan a thumbs up......

The civil servants, most of whom had red eyes, admired Lin Zifan, which made many generals look confused.

"What are you doing here? This person violates the law and says a few words that he can't understand, and you praise him like this, is there something wrong with it?" said one of the generals.

"Summer insects can't talk about ice!" Yi Wenchen snorted coldly with red eyes: "You group of people full of muscles and brains, let you usually read more books, but I don't believe it." Now it's okay, I can't even understand what people say, it's embarrassing!"

"Nonsense!" the general said angrily: "What is the shame of appearing? I think you are too hypocritical, a dignified woman, with tears in your eyes, crying and crying? Wouldn't it make the world laugh when it is spread out?"

"What do you mean...... Are you saying that the national division is hypocritical?" the national teacher swept his eyes and looked at the general.

"National ...... National teacher, I didn't mean you, I meant that...... That one...... Minister of Households, it's you who is talking about you, stand up!"

The strength of the national teacher is superb, even if she is a general, she is naturally not an opponent, how can she dare to admit it at this moment? Although she does mean this, she can only pick soft persimmons and pinch them, and the strength of the minister of the household department is weak, so it is the best soft persimmon to pinch!

Minister of Households: ???

I have a saying in my heart about MMP, and I'm going to talk about it now!

"Your Majesty, are you still chopping?" The eyes of the two guards were always focused on Lin Zifan, even when they asked the empress, so that Lin Zifan sweated for them.

If the empress is unhappy, what should I do if I cut you?

"Wait. The empress waved her hand, asked the guards to step aside, looked at Lin Zifan with interest, and asked, "You have served in the army for your mother, and you have been in the army for most of the year, why can't many soldiers recognize you as a man?"

"I'm waiting for you to ask this question......"

Lin Zifan was happy and relieved. He deliberately didn't read the last sentence of Mulanci, just to arouse the curiosity of the empress, and now it seems that the empress is indeed quite curious.

And as soon as the empress is curious, she has a chance to live.

Lin Zifan was possessed by the essence of the drama at all times, and sighed: "The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred." Two rabbits walk on the ground, can Ann tell that I am male and female?"

"Okay! A good An can tell that I am a male and a female!" The national teacher was amazed: "Your Majesty, the old minister is a guarantor, spare him! Just rush him for his literary talent and filial piety, it is a pity to kill him!"

"What the national teacher said is my thoughts. The empress looked at Lin Zifan, her red lips opened lightly, and said: "Lin Zifan, I miss you for a piece of filial piety, and for the sake of my Tang Dynasty army fighting, I will bypass you this time, don't do it again!"

"Grass people remember......" Lin Zifan secretly wiped his cold sweat and said secretly: "Niang Xipi's, it's so dangerous." I almost died before I got out of the school......"

"Grass people remember?" the empress looked at Lin Zifan with some surprise: "It seems that you have a good literary talent, and it is rare for a man to have such a literary person as you." ”

Lin Zifan: "......"

"Your Majesty!" At this moment, Zhang Ru jumped out again: "The minister thinks that this precedent cannot be opened! A man is a man, and it is an unforgivable sin to go into battle to fight, and he should still be beheaded......

Lin Zifan: "......"

Where the hell did I offend you?

At this moment, Lin Zifan had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart......

"Stand down. Fortunately, the empress did not accept Zhang Ru's proposal, but waved her hand to let her step back: "Although the man is weak, and the law prohibits men from joining the army, he is filial piety and understandable." ”

"What's more, it must be a lot of inconvenience for him to be a man in the midst of your group of big women. When he wanted to come to take a shower and change clothes, he was all watched, and he suffered a lot. On the contrary, the women in your barracks have taken advantage of it, and you still want to sell it?"

Lin Zifan: "???"

Am I mistaken about something? if not...... Watching women take a bath and watch women change their clothes in the barracks, but I suffered a loss, and women took advantage?

Lin Zifan's world view has been refreshed again! It turns out that in this world, men look at women's fruits, and it is men who suffer......

"Women's rights are really thorough......"

Lin Zifan couldn't help but think that in modern times, men's bodies are seen by women, and I believe that most men will not have any upset, on the contrary, most men will still feel complacent, and have a feeling of 'playing hooligan'......

And most women who look at men's fruit bodies will feel uncomfortable, feel that they have suffered a loss, polluted their eyes or something.

But this world is completely reversed.

A woman is seen by a man?

Woman: How big is it, just look at it, and there is still a little joy in my heart......

Man: Wow, I cried, I looked at women, my eyes dirty! I was not pure anymore......

That's probably the case~!

It was also at this moment that Lin Zifan finally understood why Xue Yao was not angry at all after knowing that he was a man, but often showed a touch of **.

Let's ask, if in the modern world, if a woman is in the same room with a man, and he changes clothes and takes a shower or something, then the man does not push the woman down head-on, he is not a man!

In contrast, Xue Yao was already unrestrained......

But thinking of this, Lin Zifan suddenly felt very painful. Could it be that one day in the future, he will be pushed by Xue Yao or a certain woman?

"Although I would love to say goodbye to my virginity, I hope it will be when both parties are willing and agreeable, and not forced......"

"What I want is physical and spiritual pleasure......"

Lin Zifan's thoughts drifted farther and farther, as if a god was flying out of the sky.

"Lin Zifan?"

At this moment, Zhang Ru's call brought Lin Zifan back to his senses: "General, what's the matter?"

"Since Your Majesty says that you are not guilty, then you are innocent. Zhang Ru jumped out and said: "Since you are not guilty, then you will receive the credit yourself! I have informed Your Majesty about the tampon." Your Majesty asked you something, why didn't you answer? Come on, pull it out and cut ......."

"Don't!" Lin Zifan's forehead was full of black lines, and he said in his heart: "This girl is a liar, she is not very old, why do you want to cut people at every turn?"

"Back to Your Majesty, the grass people are so hungry that they are dizzy, and they didn't hear clearly for a while, please forgive your Majesty. ”

"Dare to ask Your Majesty, what did you just ask?"

[Flutter host, sooner or later, you will be stupid to death!] The system suddenly jumped out.

"Salted fish system, you shut up for me!"

"I heard what General Zhang said, the tampons you have can allow me and other women to ignore their menstrual periods, exert more than ninety percent of their strength, and be quite comfortable, but is there such a thing?"

"Huh, ignoring menstrual periods, and still comfortable?"

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty pricked up their ears, everyone is a woman, there are always a few days of distraction every month, if there is really such a 'divine object', I am sorry for myself if I don't get it!