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Toilet, common name toilet, ancient name Maokeng, shrinking WC, poetry is the land of!

It's a magical place, not only for a moment, but also for the future or to change your life.

There are countless examples to corroborate, and it is here that Jack Ma, who has no sense of money, met Sun Moumou, an island country with sympathy for him, and then won the investment dominance Forbes.

I also heard that Xie Wendong, the legendary protagonist of the novel industry, gave himself a knife here, and then fought five scum to counterattack the little brother countless times......

However, Zhuang Feng never imagined that he would be here today, becoming the existence of Feng Qingyang, the first person in the earth-like martial arts, and the other party was willing to keep his voice down and not care about the use of his name in order to make friends with him.

Why is that?

Zhuang Feng deeply suspected that Feng Qingyang's sexual orientation was problematic, and it was very likely that he was greedy for his handsomeness.

But after knowing the real reason why Feng Qingyang wanted to make friends with him, Zhuang Feng understood Feng Qingyang.

It turned out that Feng Qingyang wanted to make friends with Zhuang Feng, all because he was shocked by his confidence and calmness when he was angry with Ye Liangchen out of nothing, which was exactly what Feng Qingyang lacked the most at the moment.

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After a few minutes of communication, Zhuang Feng got to the problem of Feng Qingyang, and the other party had a heart disease.

Obviously, he has been standing at the top for too long, lonely and cold, which is the so-called loneliness of the master.

This is like an old driver on the Akinayama Racing Track, who can't see his taillights when he throws off others, but suddenly worries about an accident at the next turn, obviously likes the thrill of leading, but he has to doubt his perfect skills, this is a very tangled psychological reaction, only the supreme strong can feel it.

And Feng Qingyang is exactly like this, so he is obviously the only one at the peak of martial arts, but he is always afraid of being challenged and defeated.

In this regard, Zhuang Feng pointed directly to the key point.

"Feng senior, I understand your feelings, as the saying goes: 'Making good friends is beneficial to yourself, loneliness and loneliness make people confused', your mentality is obviously collapsed, because there is no good friend to enlighten, so I can't find the self-confidence I had once upon a time, right?"

"What the young man said is very true, so I hope to make friends with you, and contaminate your self-confidence! I don't know if the young man can appreciate his face and make friends with me? If the young man follows my wish, I am willing to do my best to teach each other what I have learned all my life, and I dare not live for the teacher, but the friend will live comfortably......

Listening to the sincerity in Feng Qingyang's mouth, although there was a bit of temptation, there was no coercion, which made Zhuang Feng very pleased.

Feeling that he was fortunate to have a little culture, and he could understand Feng Qingyang's words in the direction of literary style, Zhuang Feng immediately nodded and agreed: "Since Feng has already said this, I would like to call you a friend, and since then the two of us will live together ......."

agreed, and as soon as the conversation changed, Zhuang Feng patted his chest and promised: "Feng senior, I Zhuang Feng packed the ticket, and I will make friends with me, and I will solve the confusion in your heart!"

As soon as Feng Qingyang heard this, his happy beard was about to fly with laughter.

In the end, after spending nearly fifteen minutes in the bathroom, Feng Qingyang left his mobile phone number and left.

Before leaving, he also specially instructed that as long as Zhuang Feng called him, he would be on call, and when he saw Zhuang Feng and beautiful women to accompany him today, he didn't bother much.

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At this moment, Lin Yu'er had already come to the restaurant and was chatting with Lin Yan'er.

Hearing that her sister said that she had met Feng Qingyang's apprentice, Lin Yu'er immediately became interested.

"Yan'er, what you said is true?"

Lin Yu'er asked, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart, they were all born by a mother, and they were both nine-year compulsory education, why was her sister so good, she could meet Feng Qingyang's apprentice, but she could only meet a big pervert.

"Of course, when did I ever deceive my sister......" Lin Yan'er replied while staring at the door of the restaurant, puzzled, "Why did Zhuang Gongzi go to the bathroom for so long?"

As he spoke, Zhuang Feng strode out of the restaurant.

He had secretly observed that Lin Yu'er was coming, and he had been holding it for a long time, and he felt that Lin Yu'er should not tear his face with him in front of Lin Yan'er, after all, it was not a glorious thing to be taken off by a man, so Zhuang Feng, as the "perpetrator", still bravely planned to face Lin Yu'er.

The hooligans who have played are always responsible, and it is a big deal to be beaten.

As soon as she saw Zhuang Feng coming over, Lin Yan'er said, "Sister, Zhuang Gongzi is back." ”

Lin Yu'er looked at it and was stunned for a moment, and thought to herself, "Isn't this the pervert who took off his pants?"

But Zhuang Feng was right, although Lin Yu'er was very angry and saw Zhuang Feng again, but because of her sister's presence, she still endured it.

Soon, Zhuang Feng sat next to the second daughter, and Lin Yan'er introduced them to each other.

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"Zhuang Gongzi, you said that you are the apprentice of the old man Feng, you can't be talking big, right?"

Lin Yu'er has a very bad impression of Zhuang Feng, so she is naturally very suspicious of him, although she is cooperating with the performance now, she can't turn a blind eye to the performance.

She thought to herself, a stinky pervert, could it be that the ability taught by the old man Feng was to take off his pants......? How could such a person be Feng Qingyang's apprentice?

It was only Ye Liangchen's timid son who believed this kind of thing.

Thinking like this, Lin Yu'er was also curious, because Zhuang Feng still had a blue nose and swollen face when he was on the beach, but now he is no different from a normal person.

Obviously, a person's first impression of another person will determine the direction of his opinion, compared to what his sister Lin Yu'er asked, Lin Yan'er also wanted to get strong proof from Zhuang Feng's mouth that he was Feng Qingyang's apprentice, but even if Zhuang Feng hadn't proved it now, Lin Yan'er was inclined that Zhuang Feng would not lie.

If this kind of torture happened before Zhuang Feng went to the bathroom, he would definitely bypass such a question vaguely, but now he and Feng Qingyang are happily friends, so even if Lin Yu'er will not question it, he will find a chance to prove it.

"Actually...... I'm really not an apprentice of the old man. Zhuang Feng said, and the humans and animals smiled harmlessly.

Immediately, Lin Yu'er became angry and said sharply: "You big liar, you dare to tell this kind of lie, you are not small...... Feng is the idol of many martial artists, and it is a model for my generation to learn, you dare to pretend to be his apprentice, presumably you drove away Ye Liangchen for my sister, you saw my sister's glamorous desire to get a routine, right?"

The more Lin Yu'er spoke, the more excited she became, thinking that Zhuang Feng, a big pervert, had finally been exposed by her, and now even if she didn't make a fuss about him taking off his pants, just his repeated answers would be enough to teach him a lesson.

Lin Yu'er said as she rubbed her hands, and couldn't wait to have intimate contact with Zhuang Feng's skin with her jade hand.

"Zhuang Gongzi, you are not the apprentice of the old man Feng, how can you tell this kind of lie?" Lin Yan'er was also a little not calm enough, although she was still very grateful to Zhuang Feng for helping him get rid of Ye Liangchen, but this would not be a reason for her to forgive Zhuang Feng for lying, because she felt that some of her feelings had been ruthlessly wasted.

Seeing the second daughter's reaction like this, Zhuang Feng said calmly: "Two Miss Lin, don't be excited, I haven't finished my words yet, although I am not the apprentice of the old man Feng, but ......"

"But a fart, the lies have been exposed by yourself, how do you want to be round?" Lin Yu'er made a loud fist, and the corners of her mouth curled slightly, indicating that she was going to make a move.

Lin Yan'er grabbed Lin Yu'er and motioned to her sister to let Zhuang Feng finish speaking.

At this time, Zhuang Feng continued: "But I'm a person, I'm born low-key, I don't like to show off, if it weren't for Ye Liangchen being too annoying, I wouldn't be too lazy to beat him for fear of getting my hands dirty, I wouldn't have used my good friend's name to come out......."

"Good friends?"

Lin Yu'er and Lin Yan'er were shocked in unison.

"Are you telling this lie getting bigger and bigger?How can Feng seniors be good friends with you?" Lin Yu'er felt that his endurance was being pulled by savagery, if Zhuang Feng didn't give her a reasonable explanation, he would be dying today.

Lin Yan'er was also a little afraid of her first impression of Zhuang Feng, although Zhuang Feng had been pretending to be forced, since the moment they met, but now she began to smell the smell of "pretending to be forced" in the air, like the rhythm of smoking people to death.

Zhuang Feng likes to see the beauty surprised and angry, and it is a double, which really makes him so satisfied.

Death to this point can be stopped, Zhuang Feng stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "It's time to perform the real technique...... Miss Lin, who can lend me my phone?"

"I'm going to call my brother...... Actually, my brother and I are better than good friends, we are worshippers, hehe......"

Lin Yu'er and Lin Yan'er were going to be blown up, if Zhuang Feng hadn't said that this call was given to Feng Qingyang, he should have been torn apart by now.