Chapter 3: Pretending to be embarrassed
The supreme existence among the warriors of the earth, the only martial arts master who has touched Infinitus, a thousand-year-old monster whose force is worth millions, and whose name is known to everyone......
It is precisely because Feng Qingyang is so awesome that Zhuang Feng will report this name, after all, Feng Qingyang has no apprentices, and how many apprentices he has, which is unknown to others, so he concluded that Ye Liangchen would inevitably be frightened and at a loss with hatred.
Sure enough, Ye Liangchen's fist stopped beside Zhuang Feng's face, and he was afraid.
At this time, the expressions on the faces of the two were in stark contrast, Zhuang Feng put on a look of giving up on me, while Ye Liangchen took what he said, and a touch of fear jumped on his face.
"What's the matter, are you scared? Do you have the urge to pee?" Zhuang Feng smiled strangely and thought to himself, "It seems that this trick has worked." β
"You...... How do you prove that you are the apprentice of the old man Feng?" Ye Liangchen asked in disbelief.
Zhuang Feng said casually: "Do you still need to prove this?...... You might as well punch me and try it, Lao Tzu, if I blink my eyes, even if I lose, I will use my internal force to shock you to death in minutes, do you believe it?"
"I ......"
Ye Liangchen didn't know what else to say, this was obviously the rhythm that made him take his life to prove it.
He didn't dare to try it easily, so he was stunned for more than a second, and he retreated and walked away, saying as he walked: "Count you kid amazing, do you dare to leave your name?"
"Want to know my name?"
Zhuang Feng thought to himself, this product must be to verify whether he has anything to do with Feng Qingyang in the future, once he is found out, it doesn't matter, then he will not be retaliated against.
Thinking of this, Zhuang Feng said disdainfully: "You kid don't deserve to know my name." β
"You ......" Ye Liangchen was extremely crazy, and at this time, he took out his mobile phone when he withdrew ten meters away, and shot at Zhuang Feng is wild.
Seeing this, Zhuang Feng pretended to take a few steps forward, and shouted: "Damn, you dare to secretly shoot me?
"Haha, let's go. β
Ye Liangchen was frightened by Zhuang Feng's movements, and ran away quickly, followed by Lingpet Erha.
"You are a scumbag, this is going to run?Count you as interesting, or I will kill you......" Zhuang Feng looked at Ye Liangchen who was far away and shouted: "You want to investigate me with my photo, right?
As soon as the words fell, Zhuang Feng sat back on the chair, and a trace of worry in his heart finally calmed down, but his face always remained calm.
"Are you really the apprentice of the old man Feng?" Lin Yan'er asked with great interest.
Zhuang Feng nodded, and said in a serious nonsense: "Yes, if it is fake, to be honest, if it weren't for Ye Liangchen's crazy temptation on the verge of death just now, and the family teacher told me countless times not to bully me, I wouldn't reveal my ......identity at will."
Zhuang Feng's ability to lie is evident, and it is really unmatched, and what lies are the same as the truth.
Lin Yan'er was envious, so she almost jumped around to express her joy.
"Thank you for helping me get rid of Ye Liangchen, introduce yourself, my name is Lin Yan'er, what are you?"
"I ...... My name is Zhuang Feng!"
Zhuang Feng and Lin Yan'er became familiar all of a sudden, and in order to express their gratitude to Zhuang Feng for driving Ye Liangchen away, Zhuang Feng's meal Lin Yan'er invited.
......
The two had lunch and chatted together, and Zhuang Feng realized that Lin Yan'er and the beautiful woman who saved him by the sea were not alone.
Lin Yan'er has a beauty mole on her face, which grows on the cheekbone of her left face, and the beauty who saved him by the sea also has a beauty mole, but it grows on the cheekbone of her right face, in addition, the two look exactly the same, except that their voices are different, no accident, they should be twins.
"Twin Beauty Sister Flower?"
During the meal, Lin Yan'er always asked about Feng Qingyang, and Zhuang Feng always dealt with it in a sloppy manner.
At this time, the machine sound in my head sounded again.
"Ding! system reminder: no task to create your own task...... The system rewards the value of 10 points, and the system mall is successfully activated......"
"The task is complete, the system comments: pretending to force 666!Score: 88...... Comment: 'There is a force in the heart to pretend naturally, and the most important thing is to win without force!'"
"The foundation of martial arts: land level
Brawn: 0
Loadout: 10 points (can purchase mall items)
Exercises: None
Occupation: None
System Marketplace: Activated
Commodities obtained: None
Trick value: 1 point
......β
Zhuang Feng and Lin Yan'er continued to chat, and he was immersed in each other's beauty.
How can one meal satisfy Zhuang Fengna, he has already planned to seduce Lin Yan'er, hoping that the two can have a more in-depth exchange.
But Lin Yan'er was obviously more interested in the fact that Zhuang Feng was Feng Qingyang's apprentice than in him, so if he wanted to have an in-depth exchange, he had to spend a lot of time.
Suddenly, a phone call interrupted the conversation.
Lin Yan'er put on an embarrassed expression, took out her mobile phone and connected the call.
At this time, the sound of the system machine sounded again.
"Ding! system reminder: Feng Qingyang is behind you!"
βWhatοΌβ
Zhuang Feng was extremely confused, and when he turned around, he saw an old man with white hair and a big flower shirt eating rice bowls and smiling at him.
"Holy!"
The fused skin memory told Zhuang Feng that Feng Qingyang was an old monster, and he used his name to scare people just now, which would not lead to death, right?
"Damn, is there a more awkward protagonist than I am? Is this a rhythm that pretends to be forced but fucked?"
Lin Yan'er hung up the phone at this time and said to Zhuang Feng: "Master Zhuang, my sister also admires the old man Feng...... Wait until she's coming, you won't mind, will you?"
"Huh?"
Zhuang Feng shook his head reflexively, pretending to be addicted, and after reacting to Lin Yan'er's words, he thought to himself, the house leak happened to rain overnight, there is a Feng Daxia behind him, and then a beauty who thinks he is a pervert, so the atmosphere doesn't explode instantly?
"Is this the legendary deer who died? I'm a deer?"
Thinking of this, Zhuang Feng already has the heart to escape, and no matter how awesome the aura of the protagonist is, it is not enough to make up for his current fear.
"Miss Lin, I'll go to the bathroom......"
Zhuang Feng said and left.
"I'm the protagonist, I can't hang!"
Lin Yan'er didn't feel anything unusual about Zhuang Feng, after Zhuang Feng got up, Feng Qingyang behind him greedily ate the last bite of rice bowl, and then slowly followed Zhuang Feng.
Zhuang Feng came all the way to the bathroom in the restaurant, and as soon as the door closed, he began to tremble.
"Brother System, what should I do now? That light letter won't tear me up, right?"
"Ding! When the system is implanted, the host has already obtained an immortal body, and no external force can take the host's life, and it has the function of self-healing after injury......"
Listening to the system's answer, Zhuang Feng frowned, and his heart suddenly bloomed.
"Haha...... I'll just say, the protagonist has his own halo, Lao Tzu is immortal and immortal, awesome!"
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier? I took off my pants in front of beautiful women, you are a pit system......"
Zhuang Feng complained when he thought of his performance in front of Lin Yu'er.
The system said innocently: "I don't carry this pot, taking off your pants belongs to the host's subjective consciousness, as for why you didn't say it, you didn't ask?......
"Oh, I'll go, you're still talking to me?" The system was a little naughty, and Zhuang Feng was very helpless.
"Ding! system reminder: Feng Qingyang still has three seconds to reach ......"
Since he is no longer immortal or immortal, what else is there to be afraid of Feng Qingyang? Zhuang Feng walked to the door of the bathroom very calmly and opened the door.
Suddenly, he and Feng Qingyang looked at each other.
"Old man, what are you looking at?" Zhuang Feng looked confident and questioned Feng lightly.
Feng Qingyang smiled lightly, closed the bathroom door, then hugged his fists, and said respectfully: "Young man, the old man Feng Qingyang, can you make friends?"