Chapter 269: Are You Serious About Your Half-Step Back Move?
This stupid monk is simply mentally retarded, is there a wood?
Looking at the golden cicada, Jiese's heart was full of hatred for iron and steel.
Your master has prepared the rings for you!
This is obviously a hint to you...... Hurry up and find a wife to marry, and then introduce her to someone by the way!
Although it's a master, after all, it's also a woman, so it's definitely embarrassing to take the initiative yourself!
This kind of thing can only be done for you as an apprentice!
However, everyone has hinted at it so obviously, but you wood-headed apprentice still don't understand.
The restless heart is not soothed, the apprentices have been raised, and they can't get a love.
Then when the master's heart is dead, he can only live the rest of his life as the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha, right?
Back in the day..... My neighbor is a single widow with a child alone.
The widow remained unmarried for half of her life in order to raise her child, and it was not until the child grew up and married a wife, and there was no need for the widow to take care of her, and the widow married a bachelor from a neighboring village.
So, this kind of thing is very touching!
Alas, this is really ...... Pity the hearts of parents all over the world!
But then again.
Why haven't I met such a good master?
Before adopting, teaching, and leaving the school, I even thought about finding a wife in the future.
It's almost like finding a good wife for yourself and waiting for your own cave room.
If my own master can be half as good as this monk's master, I won't be a single person by now......
Alas..... are also monks, why is there such a big gap between being monks?
Is it because my master is a monk, and the master of this monk in front of me is a nun?
Indignant in his heart, he glared at Jin Cicada.
"And then?"
"And then .....?"
Jin Cicada blinked, "That's it..... The master gave the poor monk this ring, and asked the poor monk to think about whether he had a crush on someone.
I also told me that if there is someone you like, you must give this ring away.
As long as the poor monk sends it out, the other party will definitely accept it.
The poor monk didn't know what magical power the master had attached to this ring, anyway, this kind of 100% marriage proposal was accepted, and the poor monk was simply unheard of and unseen.
But..... What a noble person a poor monk is, how can he make an arranged marriage and force him to buy and sell?
Don't say that the poor monk has no one to send, even if there is, the poor monk has to chase people with his strength. ”
Ring color: "...... So?"
"So?"
Jin Chanzi sighed, "So, the poor monk thought about it for a while, but he didn't think of a woman who could give a ring!"
Not to mention women, even men have thought about it, and the poor monk didn't think of one who could make the poor monk give a ring. ”
Ring color: "......"
subconsciously took half a step back, looking at the golden cicada with vigilance.
You..... You're a dead pervert, you still want to give a man?
"What's your reaction? ”
Seeing that the monk took half a step back, Jin Cicada's face darkened.
"Are you serious about taking a half-step back?
Don't know how much this action hurts people?
Poor monks don't like men!
Poor monks don't like men!
Poor monks don't like men!"
The Ring General nodded suspiciously, and you continued.
Jin Chanzi looked at him in wonder, always feeling that there was a deep suspicion hidden behind his nod.
"And then..... After thinking about it for a while, there was no one who could send it, so the poor monk told the master directly.
After being silent for a moment, the master smiled and told the poor monk that there was no need to worry, he could think about it carefully, in case he suddenly thought of it.
The poor monk thought about it, this kind of thing can be thought about slowly, so he took the ring and went back to think about it slowly.
I thought about it day after day, year after year.
One day, the poor monk lay under the old locust tree in front of the master's house to watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, looking at the clouds in the sky.
At a certain moment, I suddenly blessed my heart, grabbed the ring and knocked on the door of the master's room.
As soon as the master opened the door, the poor monk handed the ring back.
The master was very happy, took the ring and asked the poor monk if he had thought about it?
The poor monk naturally nodded, and then the master was even happier and asked the poor monk what his plans were.
The poor monk showed his scheming, and after thinking about it for a long time, the poor monk didn't think that anyone could ask the poor monk to give this ring.
So this ring is useless to the poor monk, so the poor monk returned the ring to the master.
If Master has someone who wants to give the ring, it can be used as well, right?"
The ring blinked, and said in his heart that this stupid monk was not stupid yet, if the ring was really that magical.
His master holding the ring, wouldn't he be able to gain a love?
After thinking about it, I felt that it was wrong.
Since the ring is still in the monk's hand, there must have been other changes.
And..... Didn't the monk say that her master was a monk.
"That'..... How did the ring end up in your hand?"
The golden cicada bit her finger tangledly.
"Well.....
When the poor monk returned the ring, he said his own considerations, and asked the master to give the ring if he liked someone.
After the master confirmed with the poor monk, he threw the ring to the poor monk again.
The poor monk naturally gave in, although this ring was a gift from the master to the poor monk, but the poor monk really didn't need it.
In the end, after the poor monk gave in a few times, the master seemed to be a little anxious, grabbed the ring and slapped it on the poor monk's head, telling the poor monk that she would not need it, so let the poor monk keep it as a souvenir.
I just don't know what the master thinks, and since that day, he has become a nun. ”
Ring color: "......"
Scratching his light brain, he was a little confused.
This is ..... Something seems wrong.
It stands to reason..... The apprentice thinks so much about himself, why is the master not only unhappy, but also angry?
If you give your master a ring that allows you to find your favorite and most satisfied daughter-in-law, your master will grin to the back of his head with unhappiness?
How did it get to this monk's master that the situation became so cloudy?
I don't understand!
I don't understand!
"Then your master became a nun and made you a monk?"
Jin Chanzi shook his head, "No, after Master became a nun, the poor monk never saw Master again."
According to what the master said, if you become a monk, you must give up the red dust, and the master-apprentice relationship in the red dust will be broken.
The poor monk thought about it, what kind of thing is it, the poor monk is such a master, how can he say that he can break it?
Even if the poor monk dies and jumps off the spiritual mountain, it is impossible to sever the master-apprentice relationship with the master.
But Master insisted that if you are a monk, you should have the appearance of a monk.
The poor monk pondered for three months, and finally came up with a solution.
Since the master has become a nun and the poor monk has become a monk, can't he continue to be the master's apprentice?"
Ring color: "......"
So, that's why you're a monk?
"That'..... When you become a monk, your master will recognize you as an apprentice?"
Jin Chanzi shook his head, his face depressed.
"No, the poor monk became a monk, and the master seemed to be even more angry, and since then, he has not even returned to the poor monk's message. ”
Ring color: "......"
"So, you and your master are now in a state where no one cares about anyone?"
Jin Chanzi shook his head, "No, more than a million years ago, the poor monk received another message from the master. ”
"Oh?"
Jiese became interested, "What's the news? I recognize you as an apprentice again?"
Jin Chanzi shook her head, "No, Master sent a message saying that she was getting married, and asked the poor monk if he wanted to attend her wedding." ”