Chapter 270: A Friend of Life and Death
"Marriage...... Wedding?"
"Wedding?"
The two voices sounded at the same time, and the golden cicada and the ring color, who were about to speak, were stunned at the same time, subconsciously turned their heads, and looked at the location of the cave entrance.
Can't help it!
Su Han, who originally sat firmly on the Diaoyutai even when he saw the abstinence cast evil arts, couldn't help but stand up anymore after listening to the story told by the golden cicada.
"The monk is not over, she is still married?"
Jin Chanzi looked at this person who didn't know what the situation was and suddenly popped out with a confused expression, "You..... Who are you?"
Su Han waved his hand, "It doesn't matter who I am, the point is ..... You're just watching your master get married?"
Jin Chanzi shook his head, "How is it possible? The poor monk won't watch his master get married." ”
Su Han subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, this monk's EQ had not completely turned negative.
"Poor Monk..... I wanted to prepare a rich wedding gift for Master. ”
Su Han: "......"
was topped by this monk's words, Su Han almost suffocated to death without taking a breath.
"Are you still preparing a wedding present?"
"Definitely!"
Jin Chanzi looked taken for granted, "The poor monk's dearest and favorite master is about to get married, as the master's only relative, how can the poor monk not say anything?"
Even the poor monk, the only relative, did not express that what if the master was bullied after getting married?
The poor monk has to let the other side know that there are also people on Master's mother's side!"
Su Han: "......"
So, how did you say this sentence so confidently?
Do you also know that you are your Master's only relative?
Do you know that it is your dearest and most beloved Master?
didn't wait for him to ask, but he nodded in agreement when he saw the ring.
"Monk, you do this, the little monk agrees.
As a mother's family, this awareness must be required.
Don't look at your previous performance a little stupid, but at this point, the little monk wants to praise you. ”
Su Han: "......"
Shut up, your EQ is not far from negative.
Also praise, you praise a ghost!
A good and dignified Condor Hero, one of them became a monk and a monk, and one was not a monk, and finally married someone else.
You're going to give you praise for that?
"So..... You just brought a gift and happily sent your master to get married?"
Su Han suddenly felt ..... This kind of monk, solitude for a lifetime should be the best gift from God to him, right?
After all..... People are their own ones!
Hearing Su Han's question, Jin Chanzi shook his head, "That's not true." ”
"Oh?"
Su Han was stunned for a moment, could it be that there were other changes?
This monk figured it out at the last time, didn't bring a gift, and went directly to rob the marriage with a sword?
"When the poor monk was preparing a gift for his master, something happened to him. ”
"Accident?"
"Hmm. ”
Jin Chanzi nodded, "Master has always been very picky about things like gifts, but if there is one person in this world who knows enough about Master, it is definitely a poor monk."
It's not that the poor monk brags, even the man the master is going to marry, he definitely doesn't know as much about the master as the poor monk in case. ”
Su Han: "......"
Are you still proud?
Then do I still want to praise you for being very good?
"The poor monk knows that the master likes to eat sweet soy milk the most, and he likes salty tofu brain the most, and the taste is sweet and quiet...... Master's favorite color is gold, Master planted a pond of lotus flowers in the courtyard, and when I was a child, whenever the lotus flowers were in full bloom in summer, Master would sit by the pond while feeding the fish and telling stories to the poor monks.
So..... Considering all the Master's preferences, the poor monk chose the most appropriate gift for the Master. ”
For this technical pause, Su Han was very cooperative, "What gift?"
"Twelve meritorious golden lotus. ”
Su Han: "......"
So, that's why you and the Buddha became friends of life and death?
"The Twelve Meritorious Golden Lotus is the earliest batch of treasures that existed at the beginning of heaven and earth.
Among the five-color lotus, there are 12 pure world blue lotus, 12 grade extinction black lotus, and 12 grade karma fire red lotus.
The meritorious golden lotus has never appeared, the poor monk used all the relationships at hand, spent countless personal affections, and finally got the clues of the twelve meritorious golden lotus, pursued all the way, and finally on the eve of the master's wedding, he broke through many disasters and obtained the twelve meritorious golden lotus.
It was a wedding gift prepared by the poor monk for the master.
But what the poor monk didn't expect was that when the poor monk was looking for the Golden Lotus of Creation, there was still a bastard..... Secretly eyeing the poor monk.
The bald donkey of the Buddha obviously has the twelve grades of karma fire red lotus in his hand, and he also paid attention to the twelve grades of merit golden lotus of the poor monk.
The poor monk was severely injured by the bald donkey's sneak attack, and a big battle was launched with the bald donkey to save the golden lotus.
But although the poor monk's strength was not inferior to that of the bald donkey, and he had many treasures from the master to protect himself, he was seriously injured by a sneak attack.
After a fierce battle, the twelve-grade merit golden lotus in the hands of the poor monk was still snatched by the bald donkey.
But the poor monk did not suffer a loss, and when the bald donkey was injured and fled, he decisively snatched the karmic fire red lotus in his hand. ”
Su Han: "......"
So, wasn't the merit golden lotus originally in the hands of the Buddha, but someone else robbed you?
So..... This is the reason why Yin Honglian appeared in the Sumeru Sect? The Buddha's karmic fire red lotus let you snatch it?
So, that's why you and the Buddha became friends in life and death?
You ..... It's obviously an equivalent swap.
Just when Su Han was slandering in his heart, Jin Chanzi continued to speak.
Although the poor monk did not suffer a loss, by the time the war between the poor monk and the Buddha ended, it was already three days later.
The poor monk completely missed the Master's wedding.
By the time the poor monk dragged his seriously injured body to the mountain gate where the master held his wedding, the building had already been empty, and there was not even a spirit left behind.
Since then, the poor monk has completely lost the news of his master. ”
Su Han: "......"
Looking at this monk, Su Han's eyes were filled with some sympathy.
No wonder he became friends with the Buddha in life and death.
Originally, he was able to make it to his master's wedding.
Although..... He went to his master's wedding with a gift, which might have made his master even more heartbroken.
But just because of the bald donkey.....
Uh, why does it feel weird?
They all said that they pointed at the monk and scolded the bald man, and he was scolding the bald donkey in front of the two bald donkeys?
But then again, didn't this monk scold the bald donkey himself before?
So......
Well, the topic is crooked again.
"So..... Your master just got married like this and completely cut off contact with you?"
Jin Chanzi nodded, a gloomy look on his face.
"Yes......"
He sighed leisurely and looked up at the sky.
"Poor monk, I haven't seen Master for millions of years.
I don't know if she is doing well, and after getting married, her husband's family has bullied her.
Poor Monk ..... I really miss Master!"