I'm an embroidery needle, and although I hate to admit it, I do have an embroidery needle.

However, I was not born with an embroidery needle, I used to be an iron pestle, and the iron pestle knows, right?

Isn't the iron pestle used to make rice or pound clothes?

Ahem, you can also use it to beat people, okay!

But that's not the point, the point is that I was actually ground into a needle, or an embroidery needle

Yes, I am the iron pestle that Li Bai, the protagonist of "As long as the Kung Fu Deep Iron Pestle is sharpened into a needle", when he passed by the stream.

Originally, I was a happy iron pestle, and although I didn't become a very powerful weapon, I also had a sense of accomplishment when I was pounding rice or pounding clothes!

However, on that sunny morning, my fate was changed.

I was pressed against a grinding stone by a mother-in-law surnamed Wu, and I thought she was going to polish my skin to make me smoother and more beautiful.

However, I was wrong, I overestimated the beauty of human nature, she really wanted to polish me, but not to make me more beautiful, but to grind me into an embroidery needle.

Because, Granny Wu's family lacks an embroidery needle.

Why do you want to rub me?

I don't know if Granny Wu is short of money, or if she is too boring, I think the latter is the majority, so I was pressed on the millstone by her and kept rubbing.

Rubbing, rubbing, is the devil's trick.

"Don't! I don't want to become an embroidery needle, I want to continue to be an iron pestle!" I kept crying, but Granny Wu was unmoved, and continued to rub until Li Bai, who had skipped class, passed by us.

"Mother-in-law, what are you doing?" asked Li Bai, who had been more curious than Mingyueguang since he was a child.

"I'm making needles!" Granny Wu replied with a smile as she rubbed me.

"Can an iron pestle be sharpened into a needle?" Li Bai said curiously, and even began to doubt Granny Wu's IQ, isn't this a fool?

"Yes, as long as the kung fu is deep!" Granny Wu affirmed.

So, Granny Wu's words deeply touched the young Li Bai.

Li Bai: I'd better go back and continue studying, otherwise I will become an IQ like this mother-in-law.

After that, Li Bai never skipped class again, and became a great poet who played around without giving tickets.

And under the friction of Granny Wu day and night, I finally changed from an iron pestle to an embroidery needle.

The phrase "as long as the kung fu deep iron pestle is sharpened into a needle" has since been misinterpreted into an inspirational quote and passed down from generation to generation.

After becoming an embroidery needle, I also thought about changing my destiny, escaping from the samurai family and wandering in the world.

However, I was just an embroidery needle, and when I was picked up by another old woman, I continued to play the role of embroidery needle, constantly threading it through my head and then piercing it on different fabrics.

I feel that there seems to be no end to this life of going back and forth.

Until, when the old woman was finally blind and no longer threaded the needle, I escaped again and fled to the inaccessible mountains and forests.

In the forest, I absorbed the essence of heaven and earth, accompanied by the sun and the moon, and gradually, I cultivated into essence and became a needle demon.

However, as a needle demon, my mana is still limited, except for being able to go to the sky and the earth, and I have made great achievements, it seems, probably, that there is no other book

It's over.

But I'm still happy, and I'm sure that in the long run, I'll become a human sooner or later.

Have you ever seen an embroidery needle become a human?

No, right?

Hahaha, I will be the first embroidery needle that turns into a human being!

But once again, fate played a malicious joke on me, dragging me from heaven to hell.

Just as I was sticking to a tree trunk and meditating on my cultivation, an old Chinese medicine practitioner who was picking herbs found me.

"Huh, why is there a needle stuck in the tree?" the old Chinese medicine doctor looked at me strangely, his eyes full of curiosity.

"Go away, Lao Tzu is cultivating!" I muttered in my heart, at that time, I didn't know how to speak, so I could only force it in my heart.

"Since meeting must be fate, instead of being blown by the rain and wind here and rusting in the end, it is better to go back to the Chinese medicine hall with me. With that, the old Chinese medicine doctor pulled me out.

"Hey, hey, hey, who wants to go back to the Chinese medicine hall with you! I'm a needle demon, I won't rust, you can see clearly!" I yelled in my heart.

Just as I was about to stab him and escape, I suddenly felt a black smear on my head.

"What's going on, why is it dark?" I shouted, and then I found myself in a black bag.

"Huh... "When I got used to the darkness, I looked around and saw that there were a lot of needles in the bag besides me.

They seem to be thinner and longer than mine, though, and they're just regular needles, not needles.

As soon as I thought of this, I suddenly became proud, too, it is estimated that throughout the ages, only I have cultivated a needle demon with one needle.

"Waves, waves, waves......" After that, I hummed a song in the bag.

After a long time, after I slept several times and woke up several times, I was finally poured out by the old Chinese medicine doctor, and was poured on the table along with other needles.

"Wow! don't hit me!" I dodged the needles that were coming at me, rolling to the side.

"You seem to be an embroidery needle. "When all the needles were poured out of the bag, the old Chinese medicine doctor picked me up alone.

"So what? I'm still a needle demon!" I dismissed, because I hated being used for an embroidery needle.

Even though many years have passed, I still can't forget the happy times when I was an iron pestle.

"However, disinfection can also be used for acupuncture. The old Chinese medicine doctor nodded and muttered to himself.

"Acupuncture, what is that?" I wondered, after all, I had been in the mountains all these years and didn't know anything about the world.

Later, I finally knew what acupuncture was.

Isn't it just a stab!

When I was taken to a bottle by the old Chinese medicine doctor and bathed, he stabbed a person in the back.

Hey.. It's so soft, it feels much more comfortable than sticking to the fabric.

Since then, I have fallen in love with my new job, acupuncture.

And I'm also very dutiful, always piercing a little deeper than other needles.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Uh, I didn't use any strength?" said the old Chinese medicine doctor, and looked at all the needles, and found that I did pierce a little deeper than the others.

After that, the old Chinese medicine doctor pulled me up some of them.

However, after the old Chinese medicine doctor left, I plunged down again, and twisted my body a little, feeling the wonderful touch of the soft flesh.

"Ahh

"Does it still hurt?" asked the old Chinese medicine doctor in a hurry.

"yes, it still hurts there. The patient turned his head and looked at me.

"Well, I'll take a look!" the old Chinese medicine doctor put his hand to me again, "Huh, why did you get in again?"

The old Chinese medicine doctor pulled me up and looked at it carefully, "Sure enough, it's not a professional acupuncture needle, it seems that you can only be an embroidery needle." ”

I'm a professional, don't you see that I prick harder and deeper than the other needles?

Hey, hey, hey, where are you going to get me?

In the end, I lost my job and was thrown into a sewing box by the old Chinese medicine doctor, and I never gave acupuncture to the patients again.

Lying in the sewing box, watching the embroidery needles gradually decay and eventually become rusty needles that no one uses, I felt hopeless and confused.

Am I going to stay here forever, with a bunch of rotting corpses?

I'm not reconciled!

Finally, I mustered up the courage to open the sewing kit with the top of my head, fled again, and began to wander around the world.

I have seen all the prosperity of the world, and I have also seen through the heat and coldness of the world, and suddenly found that it is better to be a person than to be a needle, and I can prick whoever I want.

So, who do I want to pierce the most?

Of course, it was Granny Wu who sharpened me from an iron pestle to an embroidery needle!

It's a pity that Granny Wu has already been reincarnated in N lives.

However, I can't prick Granny Wu, but I can prick her descendants!

So, I have a new goal, to find the descendants of Granny Wu.

I returned to the original Meizhou Elephant Ear Mountain again to find the whereabouts of Granny Wu's descendants.

During this period, I practiced another skill, that is, to speak human words, and by speaking human words, I often whispered in the ears of others while they were asleep, asking about the whereabouts of Granny Wu's descendants.

The hard work paid off, and I finally found the whereabouts of Granny Wu's descendants in Rongcheng.

So, I happily came to Rongcheng, and in a small noodle restaurant, I found Wu Enshan, the owner of the Wu family noodle restaurant, the nth generation descendant of Granny Wu, and his wife and children.

Once you've found your enemy, it's time to take revenge, right?

Yes, but the question is: How should this revenge be avenged, can it just be a few casual stabs to them?

Of course not! It's too cheap for them.

I've been practicing for many years, but it's not just to be like an ordinary embroidery needle, just prick it twice and be done!

So, I lurked in the samurai noodle restaurant and started my revenge plan.

The ancients said that knowing oneself and knowing the other side can win all battles, so I need to secretly observe and understand the various situations of the Wu family.

Time flies, the white clouds turn into rain, and the grey dogs turn into huskies.

This lurking is a few months, and I'm used to living in the samurai.

When it came to the scorching summer vacation, the three members of the samurai family had a common hobby, that is, in the dead of night, sitting in front of the TV to watch the replay of "" n times".

Of course, while they were watching, I also found a place where the night breeze could blow to accompany them.

Just as I was watching the pearl, I suddenly had a perfect revenge plan in my head.

I want to be Mama Rong!