Chapter 213: The Invisible Mama Rong
"You are now called the twelfth elder brother, it is useless for you to be the thirteenth elder brother, and it is useless for you to be called Long Live the Lord, I advise you not to go down, who asked you to serve the emperor? Do you want to be a mother? You think that if you have a beautiful face, you can charm the emperor, don't you! Don't speak, you think that if you don't speak, I will have no way to take you!"
Then, he began to prick the crape myrtle with a small needle, which made the crape myrtle scream, and then pricked, and then pricked, and pierced desperately......
Whenever "Huanzhu Gege" is performed here, I am full of excitement and excitement, how I want to become the little needle in Mama Rong's hand!
"Mom, I'm scared!" Wu Enshan's son, Xiao Wuzi, covered his eyes and said to his mother, Sister-in-law Wu.
"Then let's fast forward. As she spoke, Sister-in-law Wu fast-forwarded the clip of Mama Rong tying Ziwei.
No, I haven't seen it yet!
It's a pity that the remote control is not in my hand.
But it's okay, I'll take my time while you're not at home.
So, when the three of them went out to visit the zoo, I jumped on the remote control, turned on the TV, and played back the clip of Mama Rong Zip Myrtle.
"Ahh
Listening to Ziwei's heart-rending cry and looking at her nostrils that were magnified several times, I decided to be a 21st century grandma Rong.
I've replayed this clip countless times, from morning to night, and I didn't even notice that they had come back.
"Huh, how did I hear the TV?" Wu Enshan said.
"Didn't you turn off the TV when you went out?" said Sister-in-law Wu wondered.
"Mom, I heard Mama Rong's voice!" Xiao Wuzi shouted, covering his ears, he was most afraid of hearing the sound of Ziwei being pricked by needles.
"It's so strange, I remember that I turned off the TV, why is it still playing back?" Wu Enshan muttered to himself, and then turned off the TV.
Hehehe, tonight, let you feel the power of my needle!
Night came quietly, and soon, the entire Banyan City was shrouded in pitch black.
Tomorrow is Monday, Xiao Wuzi is going to school, Wu's sister-in-law drove Xiao Wuzi back to the room early to sleep, and she and Wu Enshan are preparing tomorrow's pastries, and the Wujia noodle restaurant will sell breakfast in the morning.
While the two of them were busy with their livelihood tomorrow, I quietly came to Xiao Wuzi's room and waited for an opportunity.
Young man, falling asleep is fast, not long after Xiao Wuzi lay down, he had already fallen asleep, but he didn't know if he had a dream or a nightmare.
However, in a few moments, he will experience the worst nightmare of his life.
Xiao Wuzi's sleeping position is not good, he sleeps on his stomach, I quietly jumped on Xiao Wuzi's back, and then, with a jump, after three and a half weeks in the air, I aimed the tip of a needle at Xiao Wuzi's back, and pierced Xiao Wuzi's back at lightning speed.
Call your grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma grind me into a needle, see if I don't prick you into a bloody person, I won't be a needle grandma.
"Poof!"
The tip of my needle smoothly penetrated Takeko's pajamas, and then with a force, it pierced into his delicate flesh.
"Uh!" Xiao Wuzi, who was sleeping, seemed to feel a sense of pain, and after convulsions, he fell asleep again.
Hehe, this is just the beginning, and next, there is your pain!
Then I used the tip of my needle to drill hard into his flesh, drill hard, and twist my body 360 degrees.
"Hmm..."Xiao Wuzi frowned, but he didn't wake up.
When I felt two-thirds of my body sink into Takeko's flesh, I took a deep breath and spun my body, jumping upwards at lightning speed.
"Poof!"
I closed my eyes as I danced gracefully, and as I danced gracefully, a wisp of blood spurted out of the pinhole, like a red fountain, spurting at me with a stunning gesture.
I dodged the attack of the red fountain with a nimble posture, and then after flipping again for two and a half weeks, I dived and plunged into Xiao Wuzi's back again with the tip of a needle.
Then, he jumped upwards and pulled out a trail of blood.
"Ahh
"Huh, why is it bleeding? Could it be a mosquito?" After wiping the blood on his hand on the pillow, Xiao Wuzi turned over, turned on his back, and continued to sleep.
Are you pricking my belly with my belly?
Looking at Xiao Wuzi's white belly exposed outside his pajamas because he turned over, I couldn't help but swallow my saliva.
Since you're so generous, then you're welcome!
I imitated the laughter of the bad guys, flipped around in the air for four and a half weeks, and then aimed the tip of the needle at Xiao Wuzi's white belly again, and then pierced it hard with one force.
It may be that there is a lot of meat on the belly, and Xiao Wuzi doesn't seem to feel obvious pain, just a little wrinkled
raised his eyebrows, but he didn't even hum.
Hehe, in that case, I'll give you a jump.
Mama Needle's performance has officially begun!
I quickly pulled it out of my belly and then plunged in very quickly.
I pump, I prick, I pump, I prick, I prick, I prick......, I prick
"Ahh
I'll continue to pierce, you call, it's useless to call the twelfth elder brother and the thirteenth elder brother, no one will come to save you!
Zazazaza......
"It hurts, it hurts!" Xiao Wuzi was already in pain, and he rolled over from the bed and sat up.
"Why is there so much blood on your stomach?" Xiao Wuzi touched his belly and touched the blood in his hand.
"Mom, I've been pricked by a needle, woo woo woo ......" Xiao Wuzi cried and crawled out of bed and ran outside.
If you want to run, it's not that easy!
I chased after him, and there was another tuck in his back......
"Ah......h
"What's the matter?" Looking at Xiao Wuzi's stomach full of tiny needles and blood marks, Sister-in-law Wu was surprised.
"I dreamed that Mama Rong pricked me with a needle, and when I woke up, it hurt so much, and it seemed to have it on my back. With that, Xiao Wuzi showed his back to Sister-in-law Wu.
"What's the matter?" Wu Enshan also walked over, "Ahhhh Needle-pricked?"
"How did you get pricked by a needle? Did you accidentally drop the needle on the bed?" Sister-in-law Wu looked at Xiao Wuzi and asked.
"No, I sew clothes again. Xiao Wuzi pursed his mouth and said.
"You get busy first, I'll go to his room and have a look. Sister-in-law Wu said to Wu Enshan, and then took Xiao Wuzi's hand and came to Xiao Wuzi's room.
"There are no needles!" Sister-in-law Wu rummaged through Xiao Wuzi's bed, quilt, and pillow, but did not find a needle.
Because, I have already hidden in the shadows.
"I didn't find the needle, I guess I was bitten by some bug, I'll buy some insecticide tomorrow and come back, go to sleep, I have to go to school tomorrow." Sister-in-law Wu coaxed Xiao Wuzi and left.
Xiao Wuzi trembled and lay back on the bed, and used the quilt to tighten himself.
However, he did not dare to fall asleep immediately, but looked around with a slight horror.
When the sleepiness hit again, Xiao Wuzi gradually closed his eyes.
I mimicked the bad guy's smile again, and then jumped next to Takeko.
Do you think I won't be able to pierce you if I hide under the covers? Don't you still have a little face exposed?
Then, I pierced the tip of the needle of sin towards Xiao Wuzi's face.
"Ahh
A scream came from Xiao Wuzi's room and resounded throughout the entire samurai noodle restaurant.
"What's wrong?" Sister-in-law Wu rushed into Xiao Wuzi's room again and turned on the light.
"Mom, I've been pricked with needles again. Xiao Wuzi looked at Sister-in-law Wu with a bloody face.
"Oh my God!" Sister-in-law Wu was frightened, and hurriedly ran to Xiao Wuzi to find out.
"It's all needle eyes!" After wiping the blood clean, Sister-in-law Wu carefully studied the scars on Xiao Wuzi's face.
"It's not a bug, I'm just pricked with a needle, and besides, I heard strange laughter!" said Xiao Wuzi.
"What kind of laughter?" Sister-in-law Wu asked with a little horror, thinking, don't be haunted!
"Boom!" Xiao Wuzi modeled my laughter, but obviously, he didn't smile as imposingly as I did.
"Huh?" Sister-in-law Wu looked confused, is this laughter? What kind of monster can laugh at such a sound?
"It's the truggies, I hear you very clearly. Xiao Wuzi said firmly.
"Forget it, come and sleep in my room tonight. Sister-in-law Wu took Xiao Wuzi's hand and took him to her bedroom.
Then, I quietly followed behind the two of them, and also entered the bedroom of Sister-in-law Wu and Wu Enshan.
When the family of three fell asleep, I jumped to Xiao Wuzi's ear and whispered into his ear: "This is just the beginning, Mama Rong's needle will be pierced on your little flesh at any time, Jie Ji!"
"Hmm..."Xiao Wuzi frowned in his sleep, as if he was in pain.
Then, I jumped up to Wu Enshan's ear and whispered to him: "Do you remember your grandmother's grandmother's grandmother's grandmother Wu's grandmother?
Wu Enshan slept very hard, and I don't know if he heard me, but that's it for tonight, I'm tired too, and I'll continue tomorrow night.
"Ahh
Early the next morning, Xiao Wuzi was there
Woke up screaming.
"What's wrong?" Sister-in-law Wu looked at the time, it was not yet six o'clock.
"Mom, I had nightmares about getting pricked with needles all night, and he said he was going to continue to prick my little flesh. Xiao Wuzi said with a sad face.
"Oh, didn't you get pricked in the second half of the night? It's just a nightmare, since you're awake, get up and wash up." Sister-in-law Wu yawned and said.
"Hmm... I also seem to dream that someone is talking in my ear and saying something to take revenge on our family or something. Wu Enshan rubbed his eyes and said.
"There are a lot of lazy people, get up, put it out early. Sister-in-law Wu felt that none of the two fathers and sons made her worry.
was noisy all night, and Sister-in-law Wu didn't sleep well, but there was no way, her son had to go to school and sell it early, so she had to endure the drowsiness and urge the two fathers and sons to get up.
"Sister-in-law Wu, let's have two meat buns. "The guests have already gathered around the breakfast stall and are starting to choose their favorite breakfast spots.
"Come, your buns, take them!" Although she was very tired, Sister-in-law Wu still greeted people with a smile, and handed the guests the breakfast that Wu Enshan had packed, and then collected money to find money.
Watching Wu Enshan smiling and pretending breakfast to customers, I suddenly thought of the appearance of Granny Wu grinding me from an iron pestle into a needle, and she also smiled like this, pushing me to the abyss of hell with the happiest smile.
Hehe, laugh, see how long you can laugh.
I jumped up behind Mt. Wuen, and then with a jump, leaning over my body, plunged into his back, and slammed into the flesh.
"Ahh
"Why are you so careless!" Seeing that the guest bought it fell to the ground early, Sister-in-law Wu blamed.
"There are needles pricking me. Wu Enshan touched his back and said.
"Where did you get so many needles, it must have been bitten by insects, so hurry up and reload the buns for the guests." Sister-in-law Wu blamed.
"I'm sorry, I just got bitten by a bug, I'll help you refill a bag right away. Wu Enshan said to the guest with a smile.
Hehe, laugh, I'll make you cry right away.
I jumped onto the back of Wu Enshan's hand, and stabbed him several times in the back of his hand.
I'm zazaza......
"Ahh
"What's wrong with you?" Sister-in-law Wu said angrily, hurriedly refilled a bag of breakfast for the guest, and handed the breakfast to the guest while apologizing.
"There's really a needle pricking me!" Wu Enshan shouted.
"Okay, you go collect the money, I'll pretend to be early. Sister-in-law Wu said.
Subsequently, Sister-in-law Wu began to pretend to be early, and Wu Enshan was responsible for collecting money and finding money.
It's a lot of fun to collect money, isn't it? Hehehe, you'll cry in a while!
I jumped on the right arm of Mount Wuen again, and then I was Zazaza in front of his right arm......
"Ahh
"Ah, Brother Wu's arm is bleeding. "Some guests had sharp eyes and found spots of blood coming out of Wu Enshan's arms.
"What's the matter? Is there really a needle pricking you?" Sister-in-law Wu looked at the scars on Wu Enshan's arms and found that they were the same as the scars on Xiao Wuzi's body.
"It really felt like getting pricked with a needle. Wu Enshan said.
"Forget it, you go back to the house and stay, rub some medicine, eliminate some poison, and leave it to me here." Sister-in-law Wu said helplessly.
Let's let you go for the time being, after all, you can't cut off people's money.
Thinking about it, I suddenly felt so kind.
Then I went back to the house, found a corner to nap, and prepared to recharge my batteries for the night.
When I woke up, I found that it was already evening, and the three members of the samurai family were sitting by the TV watching "".
Hehe, it's time for my mama needle's performance.
I quietly jumped on the remote control and played back the clip of Mama Rong and Crape Myrtle as fast as I could.
"Ahh
"What's going on?" said Sister-in-law Wu in horror.
"I don't know, I didn't use the remote control. Wu Enshan said.
"I didn't move. Xiao Wuzi echoed.
I moved, come on, get pierced!
I jumped on the back of Xiao Wuzi's neck, and after tying on it, I quickly jumped to the back of Wuenshan's neck, and there was another wave of zazaza, and finally, I came to the back of Wu's sister-in-law's neck, and then there was another wave of zazaza.
"Ahh
"It hurts!"
"It's Mama Rong, it's the invisible Mama Rong who is stabbing me!"
On TV, Mama Rong is desperately tying crape myrtle, and I am desperately tying this family of three.