Niu Gensheng came to the Flame Mountain in sleepwalking and asked the Bull Demon King: "Who is the best at farting in the world?" Sun Wukong said: "Can a fart of the eunuch Sun make the Bull Demon King ballistic for 108,000 miles?" If you come to it, you can cover your mouth and snicker!

Sun Wukong scolded: "Dead bald donkey, what are you laughing at! My Monkey King blew all the 100,000 monkeys of Huaguo Mountain to Nantianmen with a fart!"

Those ignorant aborigines sprinkled Sun Wukong as a monkey! Niu Gensheng asked Ru and said, "Who is the best at farting in the Three Realms of Heaven and Earth?" For example, he said: "Agung fought with the weasel and farted back then, although Agong won the honorific title of the fart king! The weasel's fart beast is incomparable, and the fantasy deep forest Maugrie and the tiger have all been dung to death! The atmosphere of the Amasun River has been polluted for more than a thousand years! No less than Hiroshima and Changqi in Japan*! But I don't recognize him as the king of creative farts!" Guanyin said: "Niu Gensheng, you go to fight the most creative fart king in nature!" I'll send Xiaoyudian and Huba to protect you on the road, bring dried sweet potatoes!"

Even farting has to pursue refinement, and it is difficult for Shenzhou to fall behind! This is definitely smarter than the Jews? Xiao Yudian muttered: "Although I am a little frog, any of the top students in Tsinghua Academy is not as good as one-tenth of the Lingnan ghost talents, and I don't pay attention to any of the professors of the Peking University Literature Society? My master, the Lingnan ghost talent, will study the old scholars of Tsinghua University in Peking University for a lifetime with a fragrant fart! The top students in Hengshui Middle School are even more frogs at the bottom of the well, and I will become a super student in Lingnan Middle School when I fart!" Huba said: " My master, the Lingnan ghost, is more beautiful than Tony Leung, and he lets out a little fart and those famous ladies scream and scream in shock! If I put a fragrant fart, the demon world and the world will give birth to more little fresh meat than Wang Zhenkai! That is, the post-global climate will warm, the ice and snow will melt, and the earth will have tsunamis and earthquakes!" Niu Gensheng said disdainfully: "You don't need to brag about this, Xiong Daxiong Er farts and blow his bald head to the ends of the earth?"

The director of the fishman said: "Life is like a roller coaster, you don't know what will happen in the next second, if Xi Shi farts will all say that it is fragrant, beautiful fart! If it is a fairy fart, it should not be seen, if it is a global rich man farting, it is really a loud fart, and the world's stocks will rebound and rise!

Not a single viewer in the world answered correctly! The whole world is silent and golden! A small dragonfly said, "He knows the snail?" Niu Gensheng chased to the Egyptian pyramids and interviewed the snail at the top of the pyramid of Khufu, and the snail shed tears and said: "When a person dies, he farts the most creatively! Because he is about to die? A dead fart is also a good fart for anger!" The whole world held their breath and sighed and said: The Buddha fights for a pillar of incense, people fight for a breath, and ghosts fight for a fart!

A fart is determined to be both life and death! A person who can fart more means that you are still healthy! If you can't even let out a fart, you are not far from death!

There are many people who wait for less to let go, and when there are many women, don't fart, this is the highest state of fart life!

Niu Gensheng woke up like a dream, and when he looked back, Xiaoyudi put a fragrant fart! The frog didn't even have an ass, he put an environmentally friendly fragrant fart!

The air is fresh! "The weather is late in autumn, and the frog farts after the rain!" "It's creative enough! This is the first fart in the ages!"