Thirty-nine heavenly gods
Niu Gensheng wakes up from a nightmare and is in shock, hovering on the edge of love and pain. Legend has it that in ancient times the gods of heaven could be seen in the Tianchi of Kunlun Mountain, and the gods shed blood for seven days and seven nights, and the heroes sucked his divine blood and became brave and warlike gods! The servants of the Snow Country and the people of Torch Mountain are the descendants of the gods! Men and women of these two tribes are not allowed to intermarry, and those who violate the rules of heaven are immersed in pig cages and thrown into the patio!
Niu Gensheng was taken to a patio by a snow-piercing Tibetan mastiff during sleepwalking, and rescued a pair of men and women who were dying inside, and the man's skin and flesh were blurred. It's called Huba Mountain. The woman's poor name is Yang Chunxue. When the two of them were immersed in the pig cage, the mermaid river monster rescued them and threw them three times to float. The elders of the two clans, the law enforcers, according to the clan rules, can only vote on the patio.
When throwing into the patio, the vultures and crows competed, but fortunately, a great eagle descended from the sky to drive away the vultures and crows, and the jackals also smelled blood! Fortunately, the Tibetan mastiff spirit dog and Niu Gensheng of the Snow Country arrived in time to rescue the two hard-working mandarin ducks to a deep immortal cave in the Tianshan Mountains!
Hu Bashan said: "Thank you Mengxia for coming to the rescue? I am the son of Hu of the Torch Mountain!" Yang Chunxue said: "Thank you for sacrificing your life to save me, Hu Bashan and I have been childhood sweethearts since childhood, and it is the feudal etiquette that harms people a lot?
Niu Gensheng didn't know how to comfort this pair of infatuated men and resentful birds, since the will of heaven is difficult to disobey, the only way to brave the end of the world, go to Kunlun Mountain to find the god of heaven and ask a question?
When the servants came to Kunlun Mountain, there was snow everywhere, and they met the villain angel couple, and the villain said that he could leave the money to buy the road? He could tell the secret! The angel said that he could give us a ride? When I gave him the entanglement, the villain showed a hideous and ugly face, and said yes: The secret that cannot be said? Damn, you scum, eat the bowl and turn the bottom of the bowl.
The angel fulfilled his promise to flap his invisible wings to give me a ride, Kunlun Tianchi Snow House saw a lonely fishing wild, the poem said: Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people will be destroyed. Fishing alone in the cold river and snow, what is the next sentence? As a result, the angel and I read few poems and couldn't answer, and ate the closed door!
Niu Gensheng and a few people pondered for a day and a night, but they didn't know the answer. The gods were angry, and for a moment there was thunder and lightning, and it rained in Wushan. Hu Bashan and Yangchun Xue raw rice cooked mature rice, lonely men and widows live together in the snow house, in the ice and snow, using body temperature to keep warm? Pity me for drinking wine and drinking alone with Ye Suo? Ask a pot of wine among the flowers, drink alone without a blind date? Ye Su smiled but did not answer, at this time silence is better than sound?
The gods sent the old moon to spread the word, three days in the sky, three years in the earth, and the fate of heaven. Niu Gensheng went to see Hu Bashan and Yang Chunxue, and suddenly saw a three-year-old child shouting: "Uncle Niu, hello!" This kid calls Hu Bashan his father and Yang Chunxue his mother? Niu Gensheng saw that Yang Chunxue's belly bulged slightly? Oh my God, God God, where are you? Niu
Gen Sheng shouted: What did you tell me to do with that three-year-old kid just now? I am Hu Tianshen!
Everyone laughed, the people of the Snow Country and the Torch Mountain tribe sang and danced in front of the bonfire, the clan elders canceled the old rules, different surnames can intermarry, three generations of direct people with the same surname are not allowed to intermarry, cousins are not allowed to marry cousins, no chickens and ducks, green vegetables are indispensable? Women are a dish in a man's heart? Be smart, you hurry up and pick up the vegetables, your hands are fast, and you will be careful to become a bachelor for life without vegetables? A woman is more precious than the moon than the jade cabbage in the tomb of the Empress Dowager Cixi? Damn, this is not an alarmist fallacy to confuse the public? Imagine if your woman can borrow someone and exchange it for the same jade cabbage?
Niu Gensheng finally woke up from a dream, what the hell is the god, is the god a woman who can give birth to a baby or a mushroom who inherits the family lineage and takes the handle? Fuck, my God? This question is as mysterious and complicated as asking whether there is a chicken or an egg first? Who do you say is the god?