40 Holy Sangha
Niu Gensheng saw Monkey King urinating under a jujube tree in a dream, and Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and said, "No open defecation is allowed here." "Monkey King heard it, slapped Nezha, and Nezha fainted. Yang Jian saw it, and said with the Howling Sky Dog: "It is said that you are not allowed to defecate in the open here." The Great Sage slapped Yang Jian twice, and he also fainted in pain.
Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er told the Jade Emperor the news, and the Jade Emperor said angrily: "Even my nephew Yang Jian dares to fight, and the third prince can beat him, this monkey can't underestimate his power!" The Jade Emperor asked the Buddha to tell him about the situation. "This monkey is too arrogant, too rampant. This monkey dares to defecate in the open today, and tomorrow he dares to go to the sky and the earth to make trouble with the heavenly officials, and he will call himself the Monkey King. The Buddha said, "Xiaoyu don't panic, let me use Wuzhi Mountain to suppress him." The left hand of the Buddha suddenly flew out, and he shouted: "My Buddha is coming, please don't let me leave you?" As long as you influence this monkey, I will let you return to heaven again. "The Buddha said.
Wuzhi Mountain pressed on the monkey, and Mo Da said: "You monkey, you want to make trouble in the heavenly palace." The monkey got angry and said, "Whoever wants to make a big fuss in the heavenly palace, I will urinate everywhere, even if you want to squash me and let me put my pants on?" "The monkey spat angrily and spit for five hundred years. Mo Da said angrily: "Rulai, you let me influence him, I have influenced him for five hundred years, it's useless, are you lying to me or testing my IQ!" Oh, that's useless, you have to find someone to take him to the west to learn the scriptures, then you can really influence him. Mo Da was suddenly disappointed in his heart, and thought to himself: In this place where birds don't, if someone can pass by, it seems that my fate is destined not to return to heaven. The monkey heard the conversation between Rulai and Momoda and was also disappointed. It's because he can't chase the female monkey anymore.
After waiting for 500 years, there was a holy monk who smoked a cigar and finally passed by here. When the monk saw it, he was startled. The cigar fell, and the monk hurriedly stepped on the cigar and said, "Everyone is responsible for preventing fires." Mo Mo Da thought to himself: It's been five hundred years, and a person has finally come, don't miss the opportunity, you must deceive this person and take him to the west to learn scriptures. Mo Da politely said to him: "This high monk, are you interested in going to the West Heaven with this monkey to learn scriptures?" "Not interested, he is too ugly." "The holy monk said. The monkey said: "Call me ugly, believe it or not, I'll kill you obscene slut?" The holy monk said: "You see that his hair is split and smells bad, but I am a beautiful monk who has a habit of cleanliness and loves to be clean! Also, is he uneducated when he just said foul language? I am also a sick person who does not like to be calm when I hear someone say that he does not like to be calm, but fortunately he is not a person." I'm going to get married to a wife, goodbye!" Wait a minute," he said.
"What's the matter?" said the monk. Mo Da said: "As long as you get the scriptures, you will become the most powerful monk who is admired by all people!"
The holy monk thought to himself: If you become a high-ranking monk, how many beauties will have to be fascinated. "Then I'll go to the west to learn the scriptures, goodbye. The monk said. After that, he turned back and left.
"Wait a minute, aren't you going to take this monkey with you?" said Momoda. "It's troublesome to bring a pet on the way. The monk said aggrievedly. "If you don't take him with you, there are many youkai on the way, and you'll die. Mo Mo Da said. The monk said: "It's terrible, I'd better be a beautiful man." Mo Da said: "This monkey is strong in martial arts, and it will change in seventy-two ways." He will help you learn from the West Heaven and slay demons. The holy monk said happily, "Great, then how can I rescue this monkey?" All you have to do is tear off the spell. Momoda said happily. Who knew that the spell above read: Tear off the wife. The holy monk hesitated, and said that he still wanted to marry a wife as a monk? With a blow of the fairy breath, the spell became: Who tore you to death with a shovel? The holy monk was unhappy again!
Damn, you're a very smart monk?" You uncover it, as soon as the holy monk uncovers, flying sand and stones, the wind and rain are great, the Monkey King flies out of the Five Fingers Mountain, and dances happily? Niu Gensheng was so frightened that he fled with Mo Da, and the holy monk said: "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! Sun Wukong, don't drag it! You have to be obedient, if you are disobedient, I will recite the scriptures!
The holy monk is really long-winded and troublesome! Niu Gensheng has thirty-six plans to go to the top plan, thinking that he is not that Bi Ma Wen, and you Wukong sighed and fell with this Na type to take the Western Sutra! Mo Mo Da and the Buddha both laughed out of their noses, Niu Gensheng woke up like a dream, it turned out that the monk also has a difficult scripture, and the holy monk also has the troubles of the holy monk? Being a man or ordinary is a blessing!