Chapter 70: Meng Po eloped with the little fresh ghost
Because, Meng Po eloped, and she also took an intern ghost with her. m.
This matter has to start with Meng Po Sichun, you may wonder what kind of spring an old woman thinks.
nonono, Meng Po is not a mother-in-law, but a young woman. Although she is not as charming and charming as those banshees, Meng Po is also beautiful and has a temperament like an orchid. Especially in a place like Difu full of crooked melons and cracked dates, Meng Po is a beautiful little white flower, standing on the Nai He Bridge, it is simply a beautiful landscape.
Therefore, as the only woman and a little white flower, Meng Po has never lacked fans. But Meng Po has a very high heart, in addition to having a little good impression of Hades, she is simply unwilling to look at other ghosts.
This can't be blamed on Meng Po, everyone takes the time to go to the underworld for a walk, and you can experience Meng Po's feelings.
For example, King Qin Guang, one of the ten palace Hades who had stalked Meng Po back then, had leopard eyes and a lion nose, a long beard, a round waist and thick shoulders, and long hair all over his body. Although he wears a square crown and wears a fancy costume, as long as he speaks, his breath can shock all directions.
Every time Meng Po saw King Qin Guang, she would hide far away, for fear of being stunned by his tone.
In addition to the king of Hades in the underworld, Meng Po still has a good impression of the four great Yan monarchs, especially Fan Zhongyan, after all, they used to be normal people, and they were also human-like after death, unlike other ghost officials, all of them were so ugly that they could make her die in advance.
It's a pity that because the four great Yan monarchs used to be normal people and were all from famous ministers, they couldn't have the slightest affection for Meng Po, the little white flower in the ghost world.
Because of this, Meng Po, the little white flower of the underworld, is even more arrogant.
Until one day, Meng Po met a new intern ghost on the Nai He Bridge.
This ghost is different from the others, either the Smurf or the Green Elf. He was introduced by the King of the Five Palaces of Yama, and he was a normal person when he was alive.
This intern ghost is called Xiaoshi, and he was stabbed several times because of a fight before his death, and he burped. Originally, he was sent to reincarnate, but somehow he got involved with the king of Yama, who saw that he liked the place of the underworld and did not want to be reincarnated, so he arranged for him to be an intern ghost, responsible for bringing ghosts to Meng Po to drink Meng Po soup.
Since many ghosts in the underworld are old and frail, Hades arranged for many old ghosts to retire some time ago, so that they can be reincarnated, or go to live in other places in the underworld.
Therefore, now I am constantly recruiting interns. This matter makes all departments jointly responsible, and when they meet the right ghosts, they will arrange internships, and the more the merrier.
Many intern ghosts are ghosts who don't want to be reincarnated, so they maintain their appearance before their deaths, and they all look like people, which makes the overall appearance of the underworld a lot higher.
Xiao Shi is the most human-looking among these intern ghosts, with white and tender skin, big eyes, high nose bridge, small mouth, red lips and white teeth, which looks a little softer than Meng Po, and the whole looks like an Internet celebrity Xiao Xianrou.
For Meng Po, who has suffered from aesthetic poison for a long time, suddenly seeing such a beautiful little fresh meat, oh no, little fresh ghost, naturally she was overjoyed. She felt that she was about to meet the dead wood and usher in her second spring in the underworld.
Why the second one? Because the first one is Xiao Zhan!
Back then, Meng Po chased Xiao Zan for a long time, but unfortunately, Xiao Zan always showed a cruel expression that I don't like little white flowers, I like big chrysanthemums, which made Meng Po's little white flower almost wither.
Fortunately, the king of Hades stood up in time and had an ambiguous relationship with Meng Po for a while, so that Meng Po did not plunge into the Lechuan River and pollute the river water
Xiaoshi is not like Xiao Zhan, he always has an expression of "you give me a far death", he is very shy, and young, he was tempted by Meng Po's teasing twice, and then he ran to Meng Po's broad chest, rolled to the corner of the Nai He Bridge with Meng Po, and began to study each other's human body structure.
What kind of place is the underworld? A place where secrets cannot be hidden, and the speed at which gossip spreads is comparable to the speed at which white fog penetrates in seconds. Who is Meng Po? A person who makes the male ghosts of the underworld lustful every night and worships him as the goddess of the ghost world.
Therefore, the matter of Meng Po and Xiao Shi soon spread to all corners of the underworld.
It stands to reason that Meng Po and the little fresh ghost fell in love, in addition to breaking the hearts of the male ghosts in the underworld, they did not commit the taboo of the underworld, so that they would not be forced to elope by the king of Hades, but the problem was in this little stone.
As an intern ghost, this little stone can be regarded as making mistakes again and again, not doing his duty, and not having the consciousness and sense of responsibility of the intern ghost. Especially after being with Meng Po, I am even more fearless.
It's okay when I first came, although I don't understand a lot of things, but I still follow the rules. But after working for a while, not only did not he grow, but he made frequent mistakes.
Because of the face of the king of Yama, he arranged an easy job for him to send ghosts to drink Meng Po soup. Not only is it easy, but it is also envied by ghosts, because you can see the little white flowers in the underworld at any time!
It's such an enviable and easy errand, but he messed it up.
However, the bridge is very long, and it takes a long time to walk from this end of the bridge to the Wangxiang Terrace where Meng Po is located, and there is no other scenery to enjoy except for the Lechuan River and the flowers on the other side. Of course, there are still many ghosts in the Lechuan River who do not want to drink Meng Po soup, as well as some snakes, insects and beasts.
The first time Xiao Shi committed a crime, he didn't do his job, regardless of the ghost assigned to him, and ran to pick flowers on the other side.
Watching him clumsily hook up to pick the other side flowers, the ghosts' eyes widened: Don't you be a fool, right?
And the other ghosts can't be decided, some older ghosts come forward to dissuade them, saying that the flowers on the other side can't be picked, and they will wither when they are picked, and it will take a thousand years to grow such a flower, becoming a scenery of the Lechuan River.
But who is the little stone, a smelly and hard stone, where will he listen to the advice of other ghosts, and finally pluck a flower from the other side.
Just like the ghost said, when you pick a cup of flowers on the other side, it will immediately wilt.
Seeing that the flower on the other side turned into a remnant flower on the other side, the ghosts all gloated and waited for the little stone to be punished. It's a pity that Xiaoshi has the support of King Yama, so he wrote a review and handed it in, but no one knows if he has seen it or not.
The ghosts are so angry, but there is no way, who called him hard backstage?
The second time Xiao Shi committed an accident, it was when he first met Meng Po.
Many ghosts are reluctant to drink Meng Po soup, let alone jump off the Lechuan River, so it is inevitable that they will not quarrel with Meng Po. But who is Meng Po, a violent beautiful girl whose force value is higher than her appearance!
All disobedient ghosts will be suppressed by force, and even beaten to the point that people's souls are scattered.
Among the ghosts in the small stone belt, there is a male ghost who does not want to drink Meng Po soup and does not want to jump into the Lechuan River. Relying on the fact that he was a street fighter who bullied the market, he not only contradicted Meng Po, but also wanted to eat her tofu.
So, Meng Po made a big move.
first gave him a slap of "how the pig's head is made", and then a "how the pig's head wears panda makeup", which beat the male ghost so much that he almost took the initiative to jump into the Lechuan River.
Just when Meng Po was satisfied with her masterpiece and was about to feed Meng Po soup to the mouth of the pig-headed man wearing panda makeup, a
A discordant voice suddenly appeared.
"Too... It's too cruel!" Xiao Shi felt that Meng Po was too ruthless, more vicious than his original method of plotting against others, so he couldn't help but say more.
"Who is there to force it, and you have the courage to stand in front of the old lady and say it again!" Meng Po thrusted her waist and glanced at the ghosts.
So, the ghosts tacitly took a step back and isolated the small stone.
Meng Po, whose eyes were originally on fire, immediately turned into peach blossom eyes after seeing the small stone.
"Just... Are you talking?" Meng Po's voice also became pretentious.
"It's... I.." Little Stone replied in a trembling voice.
"You're so right! I think it was too cruel just now. Meng Po immediately jumped in front of Xiao Shi and began to scan all parts of his body with her eyes non-stop.
Looking at Meng Po's red fruit eyes, Xiao Shi immediately protected his chest with both hands.
However, little stone children's shoes, are you in the wrong position, Meng Po seems to be more interested in the position below your waist.
Just when Meng Po was looking at the little stone, the pig-headed man wearing panda makeup took the opportunity to escape. However, he didn't escape far before he was caught by other ghosts, and Meng Po kicked into the Lechuan River.
Although Xiao Shi can't be blamed entirely for this matter, it is precisely because of his appearance that Meng Po almost made a mistake.
Xiao Shi's third offense was after he became Meng Po's little boyfriend.
Once Xiaoshi took the ghost to Meng Po to report, and when he passed by the Lechuan River, he was attracted by a poignant voice.
"Help me, I've been in the Lethe River for hundreds of years, I'm so miserable, help me go to reincarnation. "A beautiful female ghost is struggling in the Lethe River, looking so beautiful.
In fact, every time you pass by the Nai Ho Bridge, there will be different ghosts struggling in the Lethe River for help.
In order to be able to see the favorite of this life again in the next life, many ghosts give up drinking Meng Po soup and choose to jump into the Lethe River, waiting for thousands of years before they can be reincarnated. In the millennium, you may see your lover walking on the bridge, but you can't communicate with each other, and the other party can't see you.
In the past thousand years, I saw the other party walking across the Nai He Bridge over and over again, drinking Meng Po soup bowl after bowl, but I could only hold on to the loneliness of waiting.
Therefore, many people give up after waiting less than a thousand years, wanting to escape from the Lechuan River and reincarnate.
There are too many such things, and the ghosts are not strange, and the little stones have seen a lot. But this female ghost is different, whether it is looks or voice, it is very similar to his first love.
Therefore, Xiaoshi had compassion and took advantage of the fact that the other ghosts were not paying attention, rescued the female ghost, and secretly took her to reincarnation.
It wasn't long before everyone knew about it, and because Little Stone wasn't usually a ghost, it reached the ears of Hades.
Not only this incident, but also other wrongdoings committed by Xiaoshi were turned over, and the king of Yama was also dragged into the water by adding oil and vinegar.
Due to the pressure of public opinion, the king of Yama did not stand up this time, and only Meng Po pleaded with Xiaoshi in front of the king of Hades.
Hades felt that this small stone was simply a scourge, and if he remained in the underworld, he would not only bring other ghosts to harm, but also might commit even greater wrongdoings. What's more, he actually got involved in the little white flower of the underworld.
So, Hades decided to send the little stone to reincarnation, and it was a hundred.
Seeing that the king of Hades was so resolute, regardless of the ambiguous feelings with himself back then, Meng Po eloped with the small stone, escaped from the underworld, and hid in a corner of the underworld.