Chapter 69: Hades has been annoyed lately

"I've been annoyed a little lately, I've been annoyed a little bit, I've been annoyed a little ......lately," a middle-aged man in a gray Zen robe, kneeling on a desk with a book in his hand, absentmindedly humming a song with an unorthodox tune. m.

"Emperor, the Void Wanderer is here. "A blue imp wearing a red scarf and crotch pants is half-kneeling under the throne of this middle-aged man.

This middle-aged man is the Emperor of Xudu, which is commonly known as the King of Hades.

"Oh, let him in. Hades put down the book in his hand and sat up straight.

"Uncle Hades. The Void Wanderer carried a cloth bag in one hand and ran in with a butt in a hurry.

"Slow down, slow down!" Hades simply got up, walked down the steps, and greeted him directly, "What good things did Xiao Dashen bring me this time?"

"The black bag is for reincarnation, and the red bag is for you to play with. The Void Wanderer handed both bags to Hades.

"Where did he get so many ghosts?" Hades flipped his pockets, thinking to himself, the ghosts caught by Xiao Zan were comparable to Zhong Kui's Heavenly Master back then.

"I heard from Brother Mengmeng that they came across a ghost market in a bamboo forest near the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang. The Void Wanderer said.

"Did he go to Xi'an to visit his relatives in his hometown?" Hades looked at the Void Wanderer with a gossipy face.

"Go catch the charm and fall in love by the way. The Wanderer replied.

"In love?" Hades almost dropped his pocket on the ground.

"Come on, come on, send the ghost in the black bag to human reincarnation, and the red one will help me put it away first. ”

Hades summoned the blue imp and gave him two pockets, then pulled the Void Wanderer to his throne and turned on the gossip mode.

"Wanderer, this is the little pumpkin I let the kitchen steam, but the powder is sweet, you can taste it. Hades shoved a plate of small sliced pumpkins in front of the Void Wanderer.

"Thank you, no, the great god told me not to eat indiscriminately in the underworld. The Void Wanderer said honestly.

"Well, well, it's really delicious. As he spoke, Hades took a slice and fed it to his mouth, and deliberately chewed it loudly, "It's so fragrant!"

The Void Wanderer swallowed his saliva, but still didn't reach for it.

"Has the great god come back?" Seeing that the Void Wanderer was not tempted, Hades asked directly.

"You're back early in the morning, resting in the house, do you want to go to him?" asked the Wanderer.

"Then is he still going out at night?" asked Hades.

"It should be, Sister Xizi is still in Xi'an. The Void Wanderer said.

"Sister Xizi?" Hades' eyes lit up, sending out a gossip signal.

"Well, the girlfriend of the great god. The virtual wanderer said truthfully.

"When did the great god get a girlfriend? Why haven't I heard him say it? Hades scratched his chin.

"It's only been less than a year since we dated. The Void Wanderer snapped his fingers and calculated.

"Come, come, tell your uncle. Hades approached the Void Wanderer with an excited face.

"The great god likes Sister Heeko very much, and Sister Heeko also likes the great god. The Void Wanderer said.

"Uh, and then?" Hades asked.

"And then it's gone, isn't it because you like me and I like you too?"

"Hehe, that makes sense. Hades patted the Void Wanderer's head and asked, "How did they meet?"

"I met Okami when I went to buy dolls at Sister Heeko's store. The virtual wanderer said truthfully.

"Eh, when did the great god like dolls?" Hades felt that his three views were shocked.

I couldn't help but yy: Xiao Zan was lying in a pile of dolls, holding one in one hand, his face was full of excitement, and his legs kept kicking.

Well, it seems like there's something missing.

Oh, and there's a pacifier in my mouth.

"The great god doesn't like dolls, but Sister Heiko does, and there is a doll sister in Sister Heiko's store, and a doll brother. "Greedy Dream told the Void Wanderer about Hehe, and the Void Wanderer knew that in addition to a doll sister, there was also a doll brother.

"Well, it feels like a complicated story. Hades scratched his head, and suddenly had a little envy for Xiao Zhan.

Hey, handsome, strong mana, free body, the Three Realms, and now I have a girlfriend. Which is like himself, if he says it well, he is the Emperor of Xudu, and if it is ugly, he is a ghost housekeeper.

The underworld is not as everyone thinks, the king of Hades is alone, and he can do whatever he wants. In fact, above the Emperor Xudu, there is also a monarch of Taishan Mansion, and all the functional departments of the underworld were established by him.

The underworld, the realm of the dead, is responsible for governing order in the underworld. The division of institutions and functions in the underworld is very detailed, in addition to the Emperor Xudu, there are also ghost emperors, ghost masters, Hades, Yan Jun, judges, Yin Shuai, etc.

Everyone performs their own duties, and the hierarchy is strict. The supreme ruler of the underworld is Taishan Fujun, who is also an early ancient god. However, with the development of the underworld, the monarch of Taishan Mansion has basically retreated into the background and handed over the entire underworld to the Emperor Xudu.

Since the abdication of the Emperor of Taishan Mansion, Emperor Xudu has become a busy man. Not only is it necessary to be in charge of all the ghosts in the underworld, but also to coordinate the division of labor among various departments, reduce the friction of interests between departments, maintain the peace and tranquility of the underworld, and cooperate with the various needs of special people like Xiao Zan to have a good relationship with the other two worlds and maintain the balance of the three worlds.

Whenever he was so busy that he was dizzy, he would miss the days when Taishan Mansion was still in the underworld. Then, he would scold him in his heart: treacherous old thing!

There are many official positions in the underworld, for example, there are five ghost emperors under the throne of Emperor Xudu: east, west, north, south, and middle. They are in charge of the order of the Yin Division and guard the five directions of the Yin Division. It can be said that it is the right-hand man of the Emperor Xudu, and it can also be said that it is the fan brother of the Emperor of Xudu, it is with them that the Emperor Xudu has a chance to breathe, and he did not die of overwork because of the heavy affairs of the underworld.

Then, there are some ghost masters who catch ghosts, such as the famous Zhong Kui back then. However, since Zhong Kui's retirement, it seems that the ghost catching has fallen on Xiao Zhan's head. That's why the entire underworld is so respectful and afraid of Xiao Zhan. And the position of ghost master is almost an idle position now.

In addition to the Ghost Emperor and Ghost Master, there are also the Ten Hall Yama Kings and the Four Great Yama Monarchs, these two departments are very important to the underworld.

The ten halls of Yama are: the first hall of King Qin Guang, the second hall of Chujiang King, the third hall of the Song Emperor, the fourth hall of the five official kings, the fifth hall of the king of Yama, the sixth hall of the king of Bian Cheng, the seventh hall of the king of Taishan, the eighth hall of the city king, the ninth hall of the equal king, the ten halls of the wheel king. Because of the separation of the ten halls of the prefecture, it is called the ten halls of the king of Hades. These ten halls of Hades are in charge of the criminal law of hell and the Yin soldiers, which is equivalent to the role of the court and the army.

The four Yan Jun are Bao Zheng, Kou Zhun, Han Baohu, and Fan Zhongyan. They were all famous ministers in ancient China, and after their deaths, they were in charge of judging the underworld and adjudicating grievances in the underworld.

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After being judged by the four great Yama monarchs, it will be handed over to the ten palace Yama kings to determine the punishment. So in this respect, they are the equivalent of the relationship between the police station and the court.

Originally, the status of the Ten Hall Yama Kings and the Four Great Yama Monarchs was equal, but because of the great difference in their positions and subordinates, the subordinates of the Ten Hall Yama Kings were the elite soldiers of the underworld, while the subordinates of the Four Great Yama Monarchs were ordinary Yin Clan.

Therefore, the contradiction between these two departments has never stopped. The Four Great Yama Monarchs felt that since they were in the same position as the Ten Hall Yama Kings, why were their subordinates all ordinary Yin Poor, but the other party was an elite soldier of the underworld.

But the Ten Palaces Hades felt that they were in charge of the criminal law and the Yin soldiers, and they should be higher than the four great Yan monarchs in the ranking.

One feels that his troops are insufficient, and the other feels that his status is too low, so he will stand up and fight if he has nothing to do. Fortunately, Emperor Xudu was a sleek person, and he always quietly added some elite soldiers to Yama, and at the same time created momentum for Yama in the underworld.

Therefore, despite the constant contradictions, the two sides are basically petty fights and have not affected their normal work.

All of the above are the emperors of the underworld. And under them, there are many ministers, such as the judges, Yin Shuai, and Meng Po. Under the minister, there are Yin soldiers, ghosts, and imps.

The judges are in charge of the four major judges, and the four judges are Wei Zheng, the Reward and Evil Division, Zhong Kui, the Punishment Division (Zhong Kui wears many positions), the Investigation Division Lu Zhidao, and the Yin Law Division Cui Yu. The four judges are responsible for assisting the Emperor of Hades, rewarding the good and punishing the evil.

The top ten handsome are the ghost king, day tour, night tour, impermanence, bull head, horse face, leopard tail, bird beak, fish gills, and wasps, among which black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face are more famous.

The ghost king, day and night tours are responsible for patrolling the four directions, black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face are responsible for seducing human souls, leopard tails, beaks, gills, and wasps are responsible for managing the spirits of animals such as beasts, birds in the sky, fish in the water, and insects on the ground.

Meng Po, as the only female member of the underworld, is the official of the ghost world who is responsible for sending the ghosts away, and her magic power is profound, and all troublesome ghosts who are not willing to be reincarnated honestly will be directly suppressed by Meng Po. It is said that she took the tears of the soul and cooked them into soup, but she could forget the past.

Due to the large number of prefectural officials and their complicated functions, contradictions always emerge one after another. Perhaps it is for this reason that the monarch of Taishan Mansion abdicated.

So, Emperor Xudu has a headache, you old thing has made all the departments of the underworld so complicated, and if you can't handle it yourself, you will retire and throw the mess to me, it's just disrespectful and crazy for the old!

Over the years, Emperor Xudu has been scolding the monarch of Taishan Mansion while dealing with various affairs of the underworld, and he has to deal with Xiao Zhan's occasional excessive requests, for example, if he brings a ghost to reincarnate, he must arrange a good quota. Therefore, almost all of the best reincarnation places in the underworld are occupied by Xiao Zhan, who called him a part-time ghost master in the underworld now, and the ghosts brought by him are many times more than those ghost masters who eat idle meals.

Emperor Xudu, who was originally in pain and happily managing the underworld, has recently encountered big trouble, which makes him have a headache and can't eat or sleep well, but his weight has grown by four or five pounds.

Doesn't it mean that being physically and mentally haggard will make the clothes belt wider? Obviously, my clothes belt is tightened again.

It's all liars!

Since he can't figure it out himself, he plans to let Xiao Zan help, anyway, Xiao Zan is now working part-time as a ghost master, and he has a deep relationship with the underworld, he believes that licking his old face to beg Xiao Zan should still sell him a favor.

What trouble did the sleek and witty Hades encounter that made him have to ask Xiao Zan for help?