Chapter 102: If You Dare, I'll Dare, Do You Dare?
"But!" Yun Dagongzi said suddenly: "As we all know, poetry is divided into five words and seven words, but there is no such practice of not matching before and after, and even the number of words is not the same, right?"
"It's great to say that Lord Lin is an essay, a small word or something, but it's a bit inappropriate to say that it's a poem?"
As soon as these words came out, many people were stunned, especially the envoys of various countries, who couldn't see Lin Zifan's goodness, and even spoke one after another.
"That's right, the first four sentences are standard five-character poems, but the last two sentences don't ......match at all."
"This is obviously not poetry!"
"Why don't you make another song?"
As soon as all kinds of remarks came out, Lin Zifan hadn't expressed his position, but the empress's face darkened, what do you mean, you are a courtier who wants to embarrass me!
You think this kind of poem is a cabbage, you can come whenever you want, can you write it at any time?
However, when the empress was about to express her position, Lin Zifan smiled, and he said happily: "What you said makes sense, it's true, but ...... When did I say that there are six lines in this poem?"
"The first four sentences are poems, and the last two sentences are just the truest thoughts in the official's heart, can't they?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and thought back slightly...... Looks like it makes sense!
The first four sentences happen to be standard five-character poems, and the last two sentences say that it is a poem, which is a bit embarrassing and unreasonable, but if it is said that this is what Lin Zifan thinks in his heart, if he feels it......
No problem, no problems at all!
But don't you think that this seems to be 'molesting' the empress in public?
So your truest thoughts are...... Even if the empress is a 'red face and trouble' who has overwhelmed the country and the city, and even 'brought disaster to the country and the people', you have to try your best to pursue it......? Pursuing the Empress?
However, when he looked at the empress, he found that the empress's eyes were gloomy, and he couldn't help but feel furious......
The sons and brothers of various countries now finally understand why Lin Zifan is against them everywhere.
"Wow! This guy is also interested in the Tang Emperor!"
"No wonder, no wonder we are targeted everywhere, it's true that Yonghe Street cut two princes in public, it turned out to be to warn us?"
"Damn! This guy is so shameless, he is already close to the water, and he still wants to use such despicable and obscene methods!"
"Brother Tuoba is because of the despicable methods of this goods, and now life and death are still in doubt, maybe he will be angry to death......"
Son, buddies, you're so angry! Okay, you Lin Zifan, it's just a pit!
But they could only mumble in secret, and they didn't dare to speak in public, otherwise...... Who knows what pit Lin Zifan has waiting for them to jump!?
"I don't know the eldest prince of Yun, but what else is the problem?" Lin Zifan looked at the eldest prince of Yunguo, with a faint smile on his face, but his eyes were full of disdain, you are sinister enough.
If it weren't for Lao Tzu's cleverness, it would be a bit troublesome to take apart the last two sentences!
The rules of poetry in this world are indeed different from those in China, or ...... To be more rigid, a five-word poem, you have to be all five-word, and the same is true for seven-word poetry......
"I didn't ...... Nope. Yun Dagongzi wiped the cold sweat on his head, a little afraid, and knew that he had offended Lin Zifan ruthlessly.
But the problem is that he offended Lao Lao for a long time, but it didn't have any effect, and he was very unwilling, so did he just give up halfway? Isn't this the end of the calf!
If you offend someone, is it useless, isn't it a big loss?
Thinking of this, he said: "I'm just curious, I don't know the name of this poem is ......"
Lin Zifan smiled faintly: "Don't say it, don't say it......"
You still want to trick me?
You can't say it?Yun Dagongzi's mind flashed with inspiration...... Could it be that this thing has not thought of a suitable name? Yes, it must be so! Such an astonishing verse to describe a woman who is unparalleled in the world would be too cheesy to use any name!
Thinking of this, he instantly raised his fighting spirits: "How can it not be said? Could it be that Lord Lin didn't think about it......? Can I help you refer to it below?"
Hehehe...... Lin Zifan sneered in his heart, you are really a talent, you won't die if you don't die!
Lin Zifan sneered: "This poem was given by me to His Majesty, and in the world, His Majesty is the only one worthy of this poem, what should be the name of this poem?"
"For the Tang Emperor, for the Tang Emperor, the name of the poem ......"
Yun Dagongzi was stunned: "Wu ...... Wu Ze......"
"Shut up!" The envoy of Yun Kingdom rushed out in a cold sweat, if it weren't for the identity of Yun Dagongzi, I was afraid that he would not be able to help but give him two big ears.
Why are you so stupid? People say you can't say it, and you dare to mumble?
If you say that third word, our will be miserable!
Yun Dagongzi also reacted at this moment, sensing the wolf-like eyes of the hundred officials of the Tang Dynasty and the nearby guards, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat and shivered.
Are you afraid that your head is a little uncomfortable on your neck and you want to change places?
You're going to pit me!
He glared at Lin Zifan, but Lin Zifan smiled, Play with me?
Yun Dagongzi was stunned, his face was pale, his legs were trembling, under the powerful murderous aura of the guards, it was already commendable to not kneel.
But he didn't dare to trouble Lin Zifan anymore, the devil knows what pits are waiting for him in this thing!
And the defeat of Yun Dagongzi also means that many 'cultural people' have been wiped out, and under Lin Zifan's offensive, they are all gone!
And it's to scare away a group of people and 'get angry' with such a fierce record......
For a while, no one dared to provoke Lin Zifan anymore, and even wherever Lin Zifan went, people everywhere consciously stayed away from each other, which made the atmosphere of the entire imperial garden a little embarrassing.
Lin Zifan is like a plague god, no one wants to be close to him, not even close, which makes Lin Zifan blow his beard and stare for a while...... Oh, he hasn't grown a beard yet.
After a long time of tea, everyone regained their nature, and one by one the sons and brothers began to work hard to express themselves again.
However, most of their expressions were more depressed, and everyone could see that the empress was not interested in them, and it could almost be said that they had failed......
Only a few burly, scary muscular guys were huddled together and making eye contact......
"Dude, do you dare?"
"Why do you ask me? If you dare, I will dare, do you dare?"
"This ...... What would you not dare? But I'm a little cold for ...... time being."
"Phew, cold your sister, I'm dying of heat on this hot day, you tell me it's cold?"
"Cowardly, don't you dare, don't you, cold?"
"Who coaxed it, and have the ability to come together!"