Chapter 103: Six Kills ~ Spray Him Q!
"Come together, come together, whoever instigates is the grandson!"
A group of six people, each from three different countries, they have one thing in common, that is, they are all extremely visible, which is extremely rare for men in this world!
There are a lot of obese men, and even more skinny! But there are very few people who are really in shape, like those bodybuilders on earth.
At least Lin Zifan was in Chang'an City, and he didn't see any of them. However, these are the best of them, and their bodies are very 'explosive'! Those muscles, full of power-type beauty, have a fatal allure for some women!
"Come on, come on, come together, I'll count one, two, three!"
A few people muttered quietly to a more conspicuous open space, and then one of them began to whisper: "One, two......"
"Oops, my head is so dizzy, is it heat stroke?" one of them suddenly spoke, and began to stagger in place, as if he could not stand steadily.
"Me too, I'm so dizzy, and it's so hot! It seems that our country is located in the north and is not adapted to the high temperature of Datang, so I ......"
"yes, it's so hot, it's going to heat you to death, it's really unbearable. ”
"Why don't we take off our coats and cool off?"
"That's a good idea, let's do it......"
So, several people began to undress, and quickly, almost in the blink of an eye, several people had already taken off their coats and were naked...... It's not completely naked.
What stunned Lin Zifan was that these guys were actually wearing ...... Belly pockets?
Lin Zifan was dumbfounded, you are really a talent, and a few big men wear belly pockets...... And it's this kind of figure, it's just a spicy eye!
What kind of body? Have you ever seen 100,000 bad jokes? It's similar to Nezha's body! The muscles exploded, and as a result, he wore a small belly pocket, but he covered the 'two points' and didn't show any dew points, but did Nima really have spicy eyes?
Lin Zifan instantly covered Zhou Xiaoyan's eyes, this Nima really can't be seen, he will be blind!
"Xiaoyan, turn around immediately!" Lin Zifan leaned over and whispered in Zhou Xiaoyan's ear.
Zhou Xiaoyan was very obedient, nodded again and again, and after Lin Zifan finished speaking, he turned around and left in a hurry......
Not only Lin Zifan, but many people were confused, including envoys from various countries.
"Damn, that's too ...... Extravagant, huh?"
"This Nima, it's really shameless!"
"Actually...... I Cao, why didn't I think of it! The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty didn't like literature, martial arts, or fat or thinness, so he probably liked this kind of sturdy!"
"I'll rub it, let these guys get ahead of the curve, damn it!"
The envoys of various countries scolded angrily in their hearts, and the sons and sons were also confused, this Nima is simply in the limelight! Could it be that they will win the final 'victory'?
In contrast, the hundred officials of the Tang Dynasty were stunned......
The empress just drank the juice in her mouth and couldn't help but squirt out suddenly, and then held her forehead with one hand, blocking her vision, this Nima ...... It's really spicy, I can't bear to look at it!
The civil and military officials looked at each other, and then someone took the case.
"How can it be that a few men should strip in front of the public, even in front of us and His Majesty?"
"It's just a disobedience, where did you learn from the three and four virtues? It's immoral, it's immoral!"
"Come on, tie them up for me and put them in prison!"
He is in charge of managing the Fa ceremony and other matters, and now these guys are doing such a spicy thing in front of their eyes, it is simply unreasonable!
In the feminist world, men have to abide by the 'husband's way', such as not wearing revealing clothes or anything, otherwise it will be immoral.
But these guys dare to strip in the palace?
However, before the young elder could give the order, he was stopped by someone, and it was none other than the one who stopped him, it happened to be the national teacher who is now the 'proud of Twin Peaks'......
"Young and old, don't be angry, take a look first, look at ...... first" The national teacher smiled and spoke.
"National teacher, you ......" The young man is stunned, I wipe, do you still want to watch?
"National teacher, you have this taste...... It's unique enough!" General Huo sneered, sarcastically saying that the taste of the national teacher was too heavy.
The national teacher was not angry at all, and still smiled: "I haven't seen it, why not take a few more looks?"
Everyone: "......"
I didn't expect you to be such a national teacher!
Even Lin Zifan was a little confused, who would have thought that the national teacher would be like this...... What's boring?
However, even if the young deacon did not give the order, many people expressed dissatisfaction with this, especially the envoys of various countries, who felt that the threat of these guys was too great!
A lot of people are pointing fingers and constantly saying harsh words.
For example, a few of them are immoral and do not abide by the 'husband's way', and even worse, they are directly said to be rotten goods, not as good as the men in the green building, at least the price is clearly marked......
This made several people's faces flushed and depressed, and they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!
But the revolution had not yet succeeded, and the comrades had to work hard, and they gritted their teeth and persevered, not only taking off their coats, but even beginning to assume various postures to show their 'perfect' muscles!
This made Lin Zifan's eyelids jump, and he wanted to squirt a mouthful of salt soda to kill them all.
"Your uncle, why do you even perform chest muscle dancing?"
"Rub, that's even more disgusting, hey, I can't stand it, why is Xiaoyan moving so slowly!"
Lin Zifan was so angry, he knew that it was almost impossible for these guys to impress the empress, but they were too spicy! Moreover, what if they stained the empress's eyes?
The empress is our family!
Lin Zifan was very angry, the consequences were very serious, he walked around a few people with his hands behind his back, muttering in his mouth, if it weren't for his physique, he maybe, maybe, maybe he couldn't beat them, he would have rushed up and killed them all!
Finally, when their performance was about to reach its 'peak', Zhou Xiaoyan came quickly with a big basin......
And since everyone's attention was on those few people, few people noticed this.
"Got it?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Is it the pot in Hon-sama's room?"
"That's it, but my lord, you have to reprimand them well when you go back, spring, summer, autumn and winter! The footwashing water in the adult's room is not poured ......."
"It's okay, it's better not to fall, it's good not to fall!"
Lin Zifan smiled, took the large basin of footwashing water, and looked at the cold air on it, knowing that Zhou Xiaoyan must have added saltpeter to it according to his own requirements......
Wow!
Lin Zifan took out all his 'skills', luck dantian, with waist luck, from his legs, and splashed the whole basin of cold foot-washing water on the six people......
The six of them were performing hard, who would have thought that such an accident would happen.
I didn't have time to react at all, I just heard a commotion, and all of them became soup chickens......
Six Kills!...... Squirt him Q?