Chapter Seventy-Five: Reorganizing the Order of the Underworld
After sending the small stone to the reincarnation of the Animal Dao, Xiao Zan and King Hades summoned King Qin Guang and said that they would give him plastic surgery.
"The whole ... "King Qin Guang looked confused, not understanding what kind of doctrine Xiao Zan and King Hades were fighting.
"Ahem!"
Sure enough, as soon as King Qin Guang spoke, Xiao Zan and King Hades felt a head-on attack similar to biochemical poisonous gas.
"Well, this king thinks that Meng Po is old and should find her a home. Hades rubbed his nose and said.
"She... Isn't she with a little fresh ghost?" "Ever since he learned about Meng Po and Xiao Shi, King Qin Guang gave up completely, falling into the pain of falling out of love and couldn't extricate himself.
Although, in fact, he has been falling out of love.
"That little ghost, he also deserves it! You just say, do you want to marry Meng Po?"
"I think, I think!" King Qin Guang was excited, and his breath overflowed.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"
Xiao Zan and Hades were smoked again, coughing non-stop.
"That.. Ahem... Then let Xiao Dashen help you change your handsome face, so that Meng Po will like you. You know, she's a dog. Hades said, covering his mouth.
"Can it really make me handsome?" Qin Guangwang asked excitedly and took a big step forward.
"Speak well, stand back!" Hades waved his hand, looking pained.
"Hehe, I'm so excited. King Qin Guang took a few steps back and scratched his head.
"You stand still, I'll help you change your skin. Xiao Chan said, and walked down the steps.
"Okay!" King Qin Guang stood still, turning into a mountain in seconds.
Xiao Zan stood in front of King Qin Guang, felt his outline with his fingers, and said, "I'll fix you first, so that you won't affect me when you move." When it's done, I'll untie it for you. ”
"Okay, Great God!" said King Qin Guang.
"Ahem!" Xiao Zan was hit directly by King Qin Guang's tone at close range, causing him to take several steps back.
The dignified Xiao Dashen, who was not afraid of ghosts and gods, was defeated by the tone of King Qin Guang.
In fact, he fixed King Qin Guang, because he was afraid that as soon as King Qin Guang spoke, he would be close and direct by his tone.
After fixing King Qin Guang, Xiao Zan summoned a little ghost and asked him to bring a table.
Xiao Zan took out a piece of human skin, a pair of scissors, a blue and white porcelain vase, a coarse brush and a fine brush from his pocket and put them on the table.
Then, he poured some transparent liquid from the white porcelain vase, sprinkled it on the back of the human skin, smeared them with a coarse brush, and then pasted it on the face of King Qin Guang.
According to the contours of King Qin Guang's face, the excess part was cut off, and after the skin of the people was completely attached to King Qin Guang's face, he took a step back, hugged his chest with one hand and his chin with the other, and began to observe.
After knowing it in his heart, he began to draw it on King Qin Guang's face with a fine brush.
"I didn't expect Lao Xiao to be able to paint, so versatile, if he were a woman, I would definitely marry him. Hades knelt beside the desk, holding his chin and watching Xiao Zhan's movements, with a look of fascination.
After Xiao Zan finished his busy work, King Qin Guang's horizontal eyebrows and leopard eyes turned into sword eyebrows and starry eyes, the lion's nose and thick lips became high-nosed red lips, and the thick lips became thinner, and there was a sense of majesty when they were pursed together. The contours of the face are also more refined, the beard is gone, and the fierce monster has become a handsome and strong man.
However, he still has a long body hair. So, Xiao Zan summoned the Netherfire and burned his body hair, leaving only some hair.
"Alright!" Xiao Zan took a big step back before he unlocked King Qin Guang's immobilization spell.
"Is there a mirror?" asked King Qin Guang, touching his face.
The two little ghosts walked in front of King Qin Guang with a large mirror and let King Qin Guang take a good look.
"Is this me?" asked King Qin Guang, touching his facial features in disbelief, looking at the handsome strong man in the mirror.
The two imps were immediately hit by his breath and almost didn't hold the mirror steady.
"It's okay to chew on this more, it can freshen your breath. Xiao Zan threw a box of chewing gum to King Qin Guang.
King Qin Guang took it, ate one, and found that it was sweet and tasted good.
"After eating, let the little ghost tell the virtual wanderer, I'll prepare some more for you. Xiao Zan said.
"Great God, thank you!" King Qin Guang excitedly shook Xiao Zhan's hand, his face full of gratitude.
"Well, do you know where King Yama is?" Xiao Zan asked, thinking, his breath finally freshened.
"Actually, I'm also looking for him, I haven't seen him for a long time, and he hasn't dealt with his mess, I don't know where to go. King Qin Guang sighed and said.
"Has he been showing any unusual behavior lately?" Xiao Zan then asked.
"Yes, I don't know when he started, he always ran to the mortal world, saying that he was going to meet friends, but when asked who he was, he didn't say. What's wrong?" asked King Qin Guang.
"He may be plotting something with someone in the Demon Path, who I knew, and I killed his brother. Xiao Zan told Xiao Nan, Xiao Bei and the generals about the affairs of the king of Hades and the king of Qin Guang.
"This guy, knowing that the Demon Dao was excluded by the Three Realms, he also ran to make friends with others, maybe," King Qin Guang glanced at the King of Hades before continuing: "Maybe he wants to rebel!"
"Well, I think so too, recently you arranged for the other halls to put things in order, especially the affairs of King Yama, you help him deal with it first, and his people will also help adjust it. Anyone who has a different heart, get rid of it!" said the king of Hades, and patted King Qin Guang on the shoulder, "You go to find Meng Po, she is tired of working overtime, you go and accompany her." ”
"Okay!" King Qin Guang immediately ran away with a smoke.
"Look at it, how can you look like an emperor!" said Hades.
"That's why I asked you to recruit some female ghosts, and the balance of yin and yang can be beneficial to the body and mind. Xiao Zan packed his things and prepared to go back.
"Huh... So, Old Xiao, have you already tried to reconcile yin and yang?" Hades looked at Xiao Zan with a gossipy face.
"Can you still chat happily?" Xiao Zan glanced at him, thinking, I want to reconcile yin and yang, but Yun Xizi didn't agree.
"Hehe, you're right, there are some rules that should be broken. The only thing I can do with the king of Yama is to please, and you know that I'll be very busy lately and can't leave. Hades said with a smile, and immediately diverted the topic, so sleek that Xiao Zan couldn't find the slightest problem.
"Hmph!" Xiao Zan snorted coldly, and then summoned the white mist and left.
However, on the bridge, the yin wind is wanton, and on the Lechuan River, the waves are rippling.
After Meng Po was eaten by the greedy dream, she stood on the lookout platform in a daze, staring blankly at the ups and downs on the river.
After King Qin Guang came to the Naihe Bridge, what he saw was a little white flower standing by the bridge, with a lot of thoughts.
His heart beat faster, and then he hurried towards Meng Po.
"Little Meng Meng, are you tired?" King Qin Guang walked up and held Meng Po's arm.
"You... Who is it?" Meng Po slowly turned her head and looked at King Qin Guang
, with a skeptical look on his face.
"I'm King Qin Guang, I've suddenly become handsome recently, so you may not remember me. King Qin Guang looked down at Meng Po while chewing gum.
"King Qin Guang?" Meng Po couldn't believe it, the tall and mighty man with a handsome face in front of her was actually King Qin Guang.
By the way, why doesn't he have a breath, his breath is still a little fresh.
Meng Po found that since she woke up from her sleep, people have become in a trance, and she can't remember many things, and she feels broken.
In order to make Meng Po believe that she was the king of Qin Guang, the king of Qin Guang told some little secrets that only the two of them knew.
For example, Meng Po will spit some saliva into the soup before each boil to increase the viscosity of the soup. This was also accidentally bumped into by King Qin Guang, so this became a little secret between the two.
"Are you really King Qin Guang?" Meng Po said as she touched King Qin Guang's cheek.
"Yes, little Meng Meng, I have already told the king of Hades that I want to marry you, and the king of Hades has agreed. In the future, let me take care of you. King Qin Guang said affectionately, and took Meng Po and hugged him in his arms.
"Yes, okay. Meng Po shyly leaned into the arms of King Qin Guang.
As a result, Meng Po's love script was successfully rewritten by Xiao Zhan.
After Xiao Zan returned to the Chiyin Cave, he fell into bed to rest, he felt that there were too many bad things in the underworld, and it was enough for the king of Hades to have a headache.
However, Xiao Bei actually stretched out his hand to the underworld, I don't know if it was his own attention or the attention of the generals. It seems that a vicious battle cannot be avoided.
On the Hades side, after considering Xiao Zhan's several suggestions, he made some adjustments to the management policy of the prefecture.
First of all, a big test was given to the intern ghosts, and the unqualified intern ghosts were eliminated, and they were sent to reincarnation, and the qualified ghosts were arranged in different departments.
Secondly, from among the new ghosts, some female ghosts with better qualifications were selected, and after asking for their consent, they were arranged to be intern ghosts.
These female ghosts were all personally selected by the king of Hades, just for fear of any more moths. He was mainly selected from his appearance, sense of responsibility and IQ.
The appearance of the female ghost cha made the entire underworld show a state of excitement, and after waiting for thousands of years, how could I not be happy when I finally waited for the appearance of a colleague of the opposite sex?
And the king of Hades also said that they can mate on their own, oh no, they are married on their own, but they must start from the beginning, and they are not allowed to divorce or anything.
Once the ghost couple divorces, both parties are sent to reincarnate and can no longer stay in the underworld. As for a certain party, they will be driven out of the underworld and become ordinary ghosts.
Thirdly, the ghost emperors and ghost officials of the underworld are not allowed to have private dealings with the people of the mortal world or the immortals of the heavenly realm, and once they are discovered, they will be demoted by at least one level depending on the situation.
In the end, the Three Realms wanted for King Yama was issued, and the work of King Yama was assigned to the other nine halls.
With a slap and a piece of sugar, Hades resolved the crisis in the underworld. Although Xiao Zan helped a lot, Hades's IQ and foresight, as well as his hard and soft methods, were also visible.
Therefore, after this major rectification, those ghost emperors and ghost officials who originally had different intentions also quietly did not dare to be demons anymore.
Since then, the underworld has ushered in a new atmosphere, and the ground is no longer full of Smurfs and Green Elves, as well as human-like ghosts, as well as beautiful and intelligent female ghosts.
After the yin and yang were balanced, even the dark blue ghost qi above the underworld was pink......