Chapter Seventy-Four: Xiao Zan beats the mandarin duck with a stick

"Let's go out and wait. www.” After speaking, Xiao Zan pulled the embarrassed but pretending to be calm Hades out of the house.

By the way, he recalled the puppy talisman, and also called back several other wolf dogs, turned them into talismans and put them back in his pocket, and then closed the door for the two.

After waiting for a while, Meng Po, who had cleaned up, opened the door and walked out, while Xiaoshi was still hiding inside, not daring to come out.

"Great Emperor, Great God. Meng Po called out to the two with a pale face.

"Hmph!" Hades snorted coldly, "plan to spend the rest of your life here?"

"No... Isn't it because you're going to let Xiao Shi be reincarnated?" Meng Po whispered.

"I'm afraid it's not as simple as reincarnation now!" Hades said coldly.

"You... What are you going to do with the little stones?" Meng Po looked up in horror.

"Do you know his details, and how dare you elope with him, in case he was sent by the enemy to cause trouble?" Hades asked rhetorically.

"How is it possible, isn't he just a ghost, and he doesn't know anything. Meng Po said.

"Nothing will make you smitten and elope!Do you know what the chaos is on the side of the bridge now?" Hades' tone intensified.

"I..."Meng Po lowered her head and wrung her fingers and said, "I can go back with you, but I hope you agree that I am with Xiaoshi." ”

"I'm talking about you, you're just a ghost!" Hades rushed to Meng Po and poked her forehead with his index finger.

"Let's go back and talk about it, you want everyone to know about the scandal that happened in the underworld?" Xiao Zan pointed to the ghost people watching the lively people at the gate of the courtyard and said.

"Hmph! With that, he went into the house and tied up the small stone, summoned the black mist, and the group of four returned to the Hades Palace.

Looking at the two kneeling at His Highness, Hades asked Xiao Zan how to deal with it.

"Are you Hades or am I Hades?" Xiao Chan glared at him.

"Don't I know what to do?" Hades' old face was worried, like a shrunken persimmon.

"First appease Meng Po, let her look back at the township and continue to give Meng Po soup to the ghosts. Then he interrogated the origin of the small stone and its purpose. If you send a little ghost to call down the greedy dream, and eat all the memories of Meng Po's knowledge of Xiao Shi until now, Meng Po will not remember that there is such a little ghost. Xiao Zan said.

"You still have a way, it seems that you still have to travel more outside to see more. When these things subsided, I also went out for a walk and gained some knowledge. However," Hades touched his beard and continued, "Meng Po's heart is rippling at any time, and if she doesn't find a husband, I'm afraid there will be a second or third small stone." ”

"You took her in, you even dare to take other people's belly pockets, are you afraid that you won't be able to accept the whole person?" Xiao Zan sneered.

"Oops, it's different. I admit that I have some wrong thoughts about Meng Po, but she is really not suitable for me, otherwise I would have taken her in a long time ago, and would it be my turn to get that little stone?" Hades defended.

"Hmph, you're just not responsible. It is said that King Qin Guang of the first hall likes her very much, so he simply put the two of them together. Xiao Zan still knows about the gossip in the underworld, after all, he often takes ghosts to the underworld to be reincarnated, and he can always hear some gossip news.

"Meng Po is a fighter in Yan Dog, otherwise she would have married herself off a long time ago. You don't look at the appearance of King Qin Guang, even I don't want to look at it twice, let alone Meng Po. Moreover, he has a bad breath that can be smelled within five meters. Hades said with a look of disgust.

"Ahem, how can you say that you fell under your own subordinates?" Xiao Zan glanced at him and continued: "Appearance, it can be changed, I can just help him change his face." As for the tone, hmm... Just chew gum at any time. ”

"Hehe, since you're willing to help

Busy, that's not it. "What Hades is waiting for is Xiao Zhan's words.

In terms of the art of resisting ghosts, Hades is a master among the masters, and even Xiao Zan is willing to bow down. But when it comes to some spells that go off the rails, among the Three Realms, it is estimated that no one dares to stand up and compete with Xiao Zhan.

For example, making a bunch of bizarre talismans, turning the spirits of demons and monsters into pendants, only you can't think of it, there is nothing that Xiao Zan can't do.

Hearing Hades say this, Xiao Zan realized that he had fallen into the trap.

Treacherous old thing!" Xiao Chan scolded in his heart.

Hades pinched his face, put on an amiable expression, and said to Meng Po: "Don't worry about the little stone, I won't embarrass him." You go back to Nai He Bridge first, deal with the work you have left behind in the past few days, and then we will discuss the matter between you and Xiaoshi when you come back. What do you think?"

"It's... This..."Meng Po hesitated, although the king of Hades now seemed to be kind and kind, but she knew that the king of Hades was a smiling tiger, and she said that she was not embarrassed by the little stone, but it was estimated that she had already conceived dozens of ways to kill the little stone in her mind.

"I'll help you watch the Emperor, and don't let him move the small stone until you're done. Seeing Meng Po's hesitation, Xiao Zan added.

Meng Po doesn't believe in Hades, but she believes in Xiao Zhan, because in her heart, Xiao Zan has always been upright and consistent.

Hehe, Sister Meng Po, you are really too young, too simple!

In order to do a full set of plays, Xiao Zan and Hades also personally sent Meng Po to Nai He Bridge.

When she saw the chaos on the bridge, Meng Po knew how much trouble she had brought to the underworld by eloping for the past few days.

She looked at the queen of Hades with a little guilt, and then returned to Wangxiangtai and began to boil Meng Po soup.

"Whew... Women are not easy to coax!" After seeing Meng Po honestly return to Wangxiangtai, Hades couldn't help but sigh.

"It also depends on what kind of woman it is. The corners of Xiao Zhan's mouth rose, thinking of Yun Xizi's gentle and lovely appearance.

When the two of them returned to the Hades Palace, their expressions immediately changed. One is indifferent, the other is fierce.

"Say, who asked you to seduce Meng Po?" Hades sat on his throne and looked coldly at the little stone.

Xiao Shi's face, which was originally white, is now even whiter. He trembled and said, "I... I didn't, it's Meng Po.. Meng Po took the initiative. ”

", you don't dangle in front of her, she'll take the initiative?" who arranged for you to be the leader of the Nahe Bridge?" Hades continued.

"King Yama. Little Stone said truthfully.

"You are a little ghost who has been stabbed to death, how can you know the King of Yama of the Five Palaces?" It was only now that the King of Yama believed that this matter was not simple, and it had nothing to do with the King of Yama.

"I don't.. I don't know the king of Yama. "Little Stone's words are somewhat contradictory.

"I don't know him, he will arrange such a good errand for you. Are you a liar?" roared Hades.

"I... It was my fellow countrymen who knew him. Little Stone said.

"Who is it, fellow? Who is so capable that he still knows the emperor of the underworld?" asked Hades again.

"Shaw... Xiao Bei, his name is Xiao Bei, he has yin and yang eyes, and after I died, he put away my soul and handed it over to King Yama. Little Stone said.

"Xiao Bei?" Xiao Zan suddenly looked at Xiao Shi, his whole body was cold, and Xiao Shi was so scared that he almost peed his pants.

He trembled and knelt on the ground, bent his neck, not daring to look at Xiao Zhan, "Yes... My original name was Xiao Shijie, and Xiao Bei and I were both from Xiaojia Village. ”

"Tell me about Xiao Bei. Xiao Zan controlled his emotions and motioned to Hades, and he would ask questions next.

Hades understood, and stopped talking.

Xiao Bei and his brother Xiao Nan both had yin and yang eyes, and were later kicked out by the villagers. When I went out to work, I accidentally ran into Xiao Bei, he is no longer the same as before, the whole person seems to have become very rich, there are always many women around him, and he looks very powerful. Little Stone's tone was full of envy.

"To the point, how did he know King Yama, and how could he let you go to Naihe Bridge to do something?" Xiao Zan interrupted Xiao Shi's chatter.

"Oh, I don't know how he met King Yama, at first I thought King Yama was King Hades, thinking that he might be able to arrange an official for me, but I didn't expect to let me go to Nahe Bridge as an errand. ”

When Xiao Shi said this, Xiao Zan secretly glanced at Hades and found that his face was even worse.

"He asked you to go to Nai He Bridge to get close to Meng Po?" Xiao Zan continued to ask.

"Well... The king of Yama said that my appearance is acceptable, and I will definitely attract the attention of Meng Po, become Meng Po's companion, and achieve a good story of the underworld. Little Stone said.

"Hmph, good story, I'm afraid it's a joke!" Xiao Zan couldn't hold back and laughed.

He thinks that Little Stone is a pig teammate.

"Hehe," Xiao Shi scratched his head and said, "At first, I was quite rare Meng Po, and I thought she was like a fairy. But... But I found that she was too violent, and I couldn't bear it anymore. I feel like I'm a little kidney-deficient. ”

Hearing him say this, Xiao Zan and Hades noticed that Xiao Shi did look a little languid. At first, the two thought he was frightened, but after careful inspection, they found that this girl was obviously overindulgent.

Xiao Zan began to make eye contact with Hades.

Xiao Zhan: Hehe, your little white flower in the underworld should be renamed the big yellow flower of the underworld.

Hades: Don't talk about it, I have a headache!

"Do you know where Xiao Bei is now?" Xiao Zan asked, turning to the small stone.

"I don't know, it's usually him who looks for me, and I never find him. Little Stone shook his head.

"Where does Xiao Bei usually meet with King Yama?" Xiao Zan asked again.

"I don't know. Little Stone still shook his head.

"Did you do anything else besides letting you get close to Meng Po?" Xiao Zan then asked.

"No... However, the king of Yama once drank high, and accidentally said that he was the king of Hades..."At this point, the head of the little stone was buried even lower.

Xiao Zan turned his head to look at Hades, his eyes playful, "It seems that someone is very interested in your Hades throne." ”

"Hmph, don't do it yourself!" Hades snorted coldly.

"Little Stone, do you still want to continue to be with Meng Po now, or do you want to be reincarnated?" Xiao Zan looked at Little Stone again.

"Reincarnation, I don't want to stay in the underworld anymore, it's too boring. And if I stay with Meng Po for a long time, I may die sooner or later. Little Stone said anxiously.

Xiao Zan held back a smile and said, "Okay, now I'll take you to reincarnation." ”

So, under the coaxing of Xiao Zhan, Xiaoshi entered the animal path and was reincarnated as a boar.

On Meng Po's side, after feeding the soul of Nai He Bridge and sending Meng Po soup away, he was so tired that he sat on the side of the Wangxiang platform.

"Sister Meng Po. "Greedy Dream suddenly appeared beside Meng Po.

"Greedy Meng, why are you here?" Meng Po didn't stand up, but just smiled at Greedy Meng, looking tired.

"I'm coming to see you!" As he spoke, Wan Meng stretched out his elephant trunk and put it on Meng Po's forehead, and began to "gurgle" to eat Meng Po's memory.

"Don't blame me, your love script has been rewritten by the boss. Dream said to Meng Po with a little apology.

However, Meng Po was already in a trance......