Chapter 297: Brainless and unhappy
"You're back, I heard Uncle Koi say that you went to Guanghan Palace. After seeing Yun Xizi and them coming back in the white mist, Jiao Xiaotian hurriedly got up and greeted them.
"Who is this nerd?" Yutu glanced at Jiao Xiaotian and asked.
"Well, I'm Jiao Xiaotian, hello. Jiao Xiaotian scratched his head and said a little crampedly.
"I'm Jade Rabbit, the Jade Rabbit who on the moon. After saying that, the jade rabbit put its paws on its back and began to wander around in the "bustling".
The air instantly became awkward......
Jiao Xiaotian looked at the Jade Rabbit suspiciously, and then looked at Yun Xizi.
"Xixi, you take the Jade Rabbit to go shopping first. With that, Yun Xizi pulled Jiao Xiaotian upstairs and told him what had happened recently.
"Hehe, I didn't expect that I had only been away for a few days, and there was an extra pot of fleshy members in the store, and I also invited the jade rabbit on the moon down. Jiao Xiaotian smiled and said.
"Hehe, I'm also very helpless, I always feel that our store is very monstery. Yun Xizi smiled helplessly.
When the two of them went downstairs again, they happened to hear the conversation between Yutu and Koi.
"Why haven't you become a human after cultivating for a thousand years?" "Yutu lay in front of the fish tank, pressed his face against the glass of the fish tank, and looked at the koi curiously.
"When you transformed, you were suddenly struck by lightning, in other words, you have stayed in Guanghan Palace for so long, and you have absorbed so much immortal energy, why haven't you become a human?" Koi retreated, always feeling that the Jade Rabbit was not good at stubble than Xixi.
"Hmm... It should be because my temper is not very good, I always love to be angry, Chang'e said that this will affect my cultivation of immortals, but I can't control it, if you are like me, stay in Chang'e for thousands of years, it is estimated that your temper will also get worse. Yutu thought for a moment and said.
Jiao Xiaotian and Yun Xizi glanced at each other, and they both smiled silently, feeling that the dialogue between this fish and rabbit was really funny.
"Isn't Chang'e easy to get along with?" said Koi curiously.
"It's not a question of whether it's good or not, it's that she has a problem here. Jade Rabbit pointed to his head and said.
"Uh, stupid?" asked Koi.
"It's not stupid, it's just that there's something missing, you'll know when you've seen her. Jade Rabbit said.
After arguing with the koi for a while, the jade rabbit sat next to the desk, supporting his cheeks with both paws, and watched Xixi make tea very seriously.
"Ahem, I brought you some gifts. Jiao Xiaotian scratched his head and said to everyone.
"What is it?" Hearing that there was a gift, Xixi hurriedly put down the tea cup in his hand, shook his little short legs and ran in front of Jiao Xiaotian, looking at him with blank eyes.
"It's not anything valuable, it's just two couples' outfits. With that, Jiao Xiaotian took out the two sets of baby clothes.
The women's model is a pink rabbit's one-piece padded suit, and the men's model is a blue rabbit's one-piece padded suit, just the right size.
"Oh, it's so cute, hehe, let's try it. Xixi hurriedly tore the bag with his little short hand, and turned his head to shout to Hehe.
"Okay!" he put down the cloth and ran over with his little short legs.
After Hee put it on, he took off the top hat on his head and put the rabbit cap on his head, just covering his fluffy head.
Soon, two little rabbits, one pink and one blue, appeared in front of everyone.
"You humans are so funny, good people don't have to pretend to be animals. Yutu leaned on the desk, looked at Xixi and Hehe in front of him, and said.
"This is called the joy of life, you can also pretend to be a person!" Xixi stood in front of the jade rabbit and turned around.
"Not interested!" Jade Rabbit said, pursed his lips.
Half an hour later, Hee Hee walked downstairs with a jade rabbit wearing a pink back skirt.
"Poof!"
When he saw Xixi's small back skirt on Yutu's chubby body, the koi fish couldn't hold back and took the lead in laughing.
"Isn't it funny?" said Jade Rabbit, looking at the koi fish, with a dissatisfied expression.
"It's not funny, it's not funny, it's just, are you comfortable wearing it like this?" The jade rabbit is twice as big as Xixi, as a rabbit, it is relatively huge, and the small back skirt is tied to its body, and it is almost stretched and deformed.
Koi is worried that if the jade rabbit jumps twice, the skirt will crack.
"It's ok, it's a little smaller, but I have a tummy tuck. Jade Rabbit took a deep breath and said.
"Let's go
Let's go, Xiao Hei is waiting for us on Chunnan Road. Yun Xizi picked up Xixi, took Yutu's hand and went out.
I saw that the skirt of the little back skirt was raised high, exposing the jade rabbit's ass and tail.
As it walks, the fat fart also twists and twists its round tail, not to mention how funny it is.
When they were completely gone, the koi fish laughed wildly in the fish tank, and even the whole fish tank was shaken and splashed a lot.
"Hahaha..."Hehe couldn't help but laugh while holding his stomach with his little short hand.
"How can Hee Xi wear such a small skirt for Jade Rabbit. Jiao Xiaotian scratched his head and wondered.
Xixi: Hehe, I'm such a vengeful doll, whoever calls it that I'm bald, I'm going to let it look like it in front of everyone ( ̄_, ̄ )
"Ahh After meeting Yun Xizi and them, Xiao Hei saw the jade rabbit wearing a pink small back skirt at a glance.
It's just that she didn't expect the jade rabbit to be so big, and she thought she would see a petite and cute rabbit paper!
Although the jade rabbit is not as big as Xiao Hei after turning back into the real body, it is still much larger than ordinary rabbits, equivalent to the size of two rabbits, especially when it is wearing such a small back skirt, walking on the road, it is a kawaii landscape, can't help but let passers-by look sideways, and even let them look back.
"What are they looking at? Haven't you seen a rabbit?" Yutu looked curiously from east to west, feeling that the eyes of passers-by seemed to be on him.
"I've never seen a rabbit like you!" Xixi said quietly as he leaned on Yun Xizi's shoulder.
"Hmph, unseen mortals, don't they know that rabbits are overworked? Yutu snorted coldly, looking unhappy.
Xixi and Yun Xizi glanced at each other, and probably thought in their hearts, does overwork have anything to do with being tall?
The jade rabbit is clearly bigger than an ordinary rabbit, and it has absorbed so much immortal energy in the Guanghan Palace, and it has not become a human, but has grown a lot of heads.
"You're a beast? Why don't you look like you at all, you look like those undeveloped yellow-haired girls on the street. After seeing Xiao Hei, Yutu frowned.
"I..." As soon as they met, they were counted down by the Jade Rabbit, and Xiao Hei's mood instantly became unbeautiful.
"Ahem, this is what Xiao Hei looks like after her transformation, she is only fifteen or sixteen years old now, and she is not yet an adult. Yun Xizi hurriedly said, thinking, Jade Rabbit's mouth is really owed.
"Oh, that's good, at least personally. Yutu thought for a moment and said.
"I... I'll soon be an adult, and I'll no longer be a yellow-haired girl. Xiao Hei said with some anger.
"Well, I wish you a speedy adulthood. Jade Rabbit nodded and said.
"Go shopping, Jade Rabbit, and talk quietly on the road, so as not to scare the people around you. Hee reminded in a whisper.
"Well, you know, mortals can't stand to be scared. Jade Rabbit nodded again.
Subsequently, a group of girls walked around Chunnan Road.
After getting along for a while, Xiao Hei realized that Yutu was not targeting himself, but habitually owed, not only that, but also always looked unhappy, even if he drank freshly squeezed carrot juice, he also looked like he had eaten poop.
After Yun Xizi bought a few sets of clothes that fit Xiao Hei and Yutu, he took them to the movies and ate hot pot.
Although, when Yun Xizi led a giant rabbit into the cinema and hot pot restaurant, many people looked sideways and were even stopped by the staff, but in the end, they were all conquered by Yun Xizi and Xiao Hei's sweet smiles, and made an exception to let them bring their pets in.
"It's so spicy! It's so spicy!" Sitting in the private room, Yutu took chopsticks and dipped a little hot pot base to taste out of curiosity, but his face was so spicy that his face was flushed.
"Hahaha... Your face is flushed. After watching the white jade rabbit turn into a pink jade rabbit, Xixi smiled and leaned back.
"Jade Rabbit, this can't be eaten, you can't eat it until the dish is cooked in it. Yun Xizi hurriedly poured a cup of tea for the Jade Rabbit and handed it to it.
"It's so troublesome for mortals to eat, hahahahahahu..."The Jade Rabbit was still sticking out his tongue.
However, Yutu's learning ability is still very strong, imitating the appearance of Yun Xizi and Xiao Heishabu hot pot, and soon learned to eat hot pot by himself.
"Xixi, why don't you eat it, are you afraid of spicy?"
After a while, Yutu realized that Xixi did not move his chopsticks, but kept holding his little nose and sniffing there.
"I'm a spiritual being, I don't need to eat, I just smell it. Hee Hee said.
"Oh, then do you think Chang'e's poop smells good?" Yutu asked after stuffing a chopstick into his mouth, looking at Xixi.
"Damn, don't talk about such a heavy topic when eating, okay?" Xixi felt that this guy Yutu didn't play cards according to the rules of the cards compared to himself.
"Oh, I'll just ask. With that, Jade Rabbit began to work hard again.
However, Yun Xizi and Xiao Hei no longer had an appetite, so they put down their chopsticks one after another, and watched the Jade Rabbit holding a bowl and feasting while drinking tea.
"Blackie, can you change back to your original form and show me? I haven't seen a beast yet. Before parting, Jade Rabbit said to Xiao Hei.
"Okay. Xiao Hei nodded, and quickly turned back into the true form of the beast.
"Wow, that's amazing. "The jade rabbit with the human head rabbit was seen for the first time, and he turned around in front of Xiao Hei curiously, and stretched out his paws to touch Xiao Hei's pink belly.
"Haha, it's so itchy!" Xiao Hei laughed and dodged the jade rabbit's claws.
"Huh, where are your clothes?" Yutu suddenly noticed that the pink down jacket that Xiao Hei had worn before was gone.
"My fur is my clothes, and my fur can be turned into several styles of clothes!" said Xiao Hei with some smugness.
"That's amazing, how many years have you been cultivating?" said Yutu curiously.
"For hundreds of years, I meditate and practice when I have free time, and at first I could only conjure up two kinds of clothes, but now I can conjure up more styles, all thanks to my diligent practice. Xiao Hei said.
Then, Xiao Hei changed into a human form again, but this time he was wearing a pink tweed jacket.
"It's so powerful, then I have to cultivate hard and become a human as soon as possible. Jade Rabbit said with envy.
"Hehe, with your violent temper, can you cultivate quietly?" Xixi raised his eyebrows and questioned.
"Whew... As long as I stay with Chang'e less, my temper will definitely get better, and sooner or later, I will be as gentle as Xizi. The Jade Rabbit clawed his fists and said firmly.
The other three snorted and said nothing more.
"Xiaoyu, are you back, have a good time?" Chang'e, who had been waiting for the Jade Rabbit for a long time in the "bustling", ran over excitedly after seeing the Jade Rabbit come back and hugged it in her arms.
"It's winter, how do you put out your summer clothes?" Looking at Chang'e's tight short skirt, Yutu frowned.
"I'm not afraid of the cold, you don't know, I wear this and walk on the road, many people look back at me, and take pictures of me, and some people ask me for my mobile phone number, haha, so shy!" said that, Chang'e covered her face and looked shy.
"Heh, they probably think there's something wrong with your brain. Jade Rabbit tugged at the small back skirt on her body, trying to cover her ass.
"Why?" said Chang'e, tilting her head, confused.
"It's winter, look at the people on the street, who is dressed less than you?" said Yutu, pointing out the window.
"Aren't you wearing a size less than me?" Chang'e pouted.
"Am I human, I'm a rabbit, okay!" Yutu felt that if she said a few more words to Chang'e, her temper would come up again.
"Oh... But I don't have winter clothes. Chang'e pursed her mouth and said.
"I'll find you some. Yun Xizi said with a smile.
"Really, you're so good, by the way, what's your name?" Chang'e hurriedly grabbed Yun Xizi's arm and asked affectionately.
"Yun Xizi. With that, Yun Xizi took Chang'e to the second floor.
"Do you think there's something wrong with her brain?" the jade rabbit cupped his forehead and looked at everyone.
"Hehe, Sister Chang'e is quite simple. He laughed awkwardly.
"She's just stupid!" she said, and Jade Rabbit tugged at the hem of her little back skirt again.
"Puff puff!" the koi fish winked at Hee-hee.
"What are you doing?" Hee-hee asked as he walked over to the fish tank, looked at the koi.
"Don't you think they're brainless and unhappy?" laughed the koi thief.
"Haha, that's a good way to describe it. Xi Xi covered his mouth with his short hand and laughed quietly.
Since then, this mindless and unhappy duo has become a "bustling" regular, coming here to hang out when there is nothing to do, bringing a lot of fun and jokes to everyone.