Chapter 296: The Jade Rabbit is making a fuss about going down to earth
"There's another question, didn't Yutu throw the toilet on the terrace? Vertices
"Well, that's a good question. Xiong Mengmeng said.
"I'll take a look. Xixi rubbed his little short hands excitedly, and then, shaking his little short legs, he ran in the direction where Chang'e left.
"Why is she so excited?" Looking at Xixi's cheerful back, Sun Ting couldn't help but be curious.
"Don't guess what a woman thinks, and don't guess what a doll thinks. Xiong Mengmeng teased.
"Chang'e.. Chang'e..."Xixi lay at the door, stretching out her little head to look in.
"Hmm... bu...” Chang'e was trying to dung her bucket, completely oblivious to the huss lying by the door peeking at her.
"Damn, where did you get so many toilets?, did you buy them on Double 11?" Xixi said curiously.
I saw that there were more than ten or twenty toilets in the toilet of almost twenty or thirty square meters, which was very contrary to the retro palace decoration style around it.
However, these toilets are not installed, but are placed in a circle, as if they were used as night pots.
Hee Hee found that almost every toilet bowl had been used, some had been cleaned, and some had been filled with poop and had not yet had time to clean it.
Chang'e squatted on a cleaned toilet, her fists clenched, and her whole face wrinkled into a broken chrysanthemum, without the slightest appearance of a fairy.
Xixi pursed his lips and ran back, and then described the whole process of Chang'e's poop vividly.
"Will the courier company deliver the toilet to Guanghan Palace?" Lin Xiaoxiao wondered.
"Why didn't she install the toilet?" Wang Lei wondered.
"But even if it is installed, there is no septic tank in Guanghan Palace to dissolve the poop!" Sun Ting said.
"Dream, what do you do with feces in the Heavenly Realm?" Xiong Mengmeng said curiously.
"We immortals don't pull poop, because we live by inhaling immortal qi. Dream explained.
"Then how can Chang'e pull poop? And it seems that she has pulled a lot. Hee Hee asked.
"Well, maybe it's because I ate the food of the mortal world and ate my stomach. Greedy Dream guessed.
"Just like Ermeng, I ate barbecue last time, pulled my stomach for several days, and blocked the toilet. He said.
"No wonder... However, Chang'e's matter will be put aside for now, let's find out the jade rabbit first, I don't want us to just walk on the front foot, and it will start pounding the poop again on the back foot. Yun Xizi said.
Everyone nodded, and then went separately to find the Jade Rabbit.
“left left right right,go turn around,gogo,left... right...”
When everyone searched for the Jade Rabbit in all corners of the Guanghan Palace, a burst of singing suddenly came from the lake.
"It seems to be the Jade Rabbit singing. Hee shook his short legs and ran towards the lake.
"Jade Rabbit, are you taking a bath?" Hee Hee stood by the lake, looking at the Jade Rabbit who was fluttering in the lake.
"Does it have anything to do with you?" said Yutu's tone.
"Why did you splash poop on the mortal world?" Hee-hee continued to ask, ignoring Jade Rabbit's unfriendliness.
“i like i happy!” Jade Rabbit said proudly.
"You did that because you were unhappy, didn't you? You have a complaint about Chang'e, right?" Xixi asked tentatively.
"Hmph, does it have anything to do with you?" said Jade Rabbit, frowning, impatient.
"You're washing the toilet in the toilet, right?" asked Hee-hee.
"What's the matter?" the jade rabbit floated on the surface of the lake, looking lazy.
"You
Why don't you have a good talk with Chang'e? The cleaning and hygiene of the house needs to be done by everyone together!" Xixi said.
"Hmph! She knows how to drink, and she says that no one loves her all day long, so pitiful, so lonely!
"If there is a conflict between you, you have to solve it, after all, you are a family. Xi Xi said earnestly.
"Phew, who is a family with her, she doesn't take me to the mortal world to play, saying that I am too big, and people will be watching when I walk on the road. Am I willing to grow up like this? I'm overworked!" said Yutu indignantly.
"Do you want to go to the mortal world?" asked Hee-hee.
"Hmph! not uncommon!" the Jade Rabbit turned his head to the side.
"I have a friend who is a beast, you know the beast, right? The body of a rabbit with a human head lives in the mortal world now, do you want to get to know her, after all, you are also distant relatives. Xixi rubbed his little short hand and said.
"Hmph, I'm going to the mortal world, who will wash the toilet for Chang'e?" Yutu looked at Xixi and asked.
"Let her wash it herself, and eat the poop she pulls by herself, even if it stinks, she has to eat it herself, oh no, dispose of it. Hee Hee said.
"Hmph! She is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains and grains, not to mention washing the toilet, she can't even wash her belly pocket, without me, she is a waste of firewood!" Yutu said with some excitement.
"I have to learn, I can't rely on you all the time, right?" Xixi said.
"Well, you have a point, and you don't look so nasty anymore, even though you're bald. Jade Rabbit nodded and said.
Xixi: Hehe, I suddenly want to give Xizi a stir-fry plate of sharp pepper rabbit o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)
"You come out first, have a good talk with Chang'e, and then I'll take you to the mortal world to play. Hee Hee resisted the urge to press the jade rabbit into the water and drown it, and said with a kind smile.
"Hmm. Jade Rabbit nodded, and then twisted his fat ass and walked to the shore.
"I know medicine, I can research a medicine for you to grow your hair, so that you don't continue to be bald. Yutu looked down at the top of Xixi's head and said.
"No, thank you, I'm not bald, I'm designed to be like this, I'm actually wearing a fluffy jumpsuit. Hee Xi clenched his little fist and smiled reluctantly.
"Oh, I'll make a lot of medicine anyway. Jade Rabbit followed behind Xixi and said.
"That.. Did you give Chang'e a laxative?" Xixi turned his head to look at Yutu and said curiously.
"How is that possible! Although I thought so, I didn't do it, she had a bad stomach herself, and she had diarrhea when she drank, and she pulled it for half an hour. Jade Rabbit said hurriedly.
"So you wash the toilet and wash the irritability, and you start pounding poop to vent?" Hee Hee asked.
"Well, though, it's more fun to pound poop than to make medicine. Jade Rabbit shook his ears and said.
"Huh. "You're so heavy-tasted, does Master Qilian know?
"Hee-hee has found Jade Rabbit. Seeing a large and a small figure walking towards the palace, Xiong Mengmeng shouted.
"Xiaoyu, the toilet is full of me again, why don't you go wash it!" After seeing the Jade Rabbit, Chang'e hurriedly rushed up and hugged the Jade Rabbit in her arms and said coquettishly.
"Don't wash it, wash it yourself later. Yutu pushed Chang'e away, jumped onto a chair and sat down.
"Xiaoyu... You know people won't wash it. Chang'e pursed her lips and looked at the jade rabbit, looking pitiful.
"Ahem, Sister Chang'e, this is your mistake, you can't learn, attitude is very important. Also, Jade Rabbit is not your babysitter, you are roommates, and no one has to serve anyone. Although he is not used to seeing the appearance of the Jade Rabbit, Xixi is even more disgusted with Chang'e's appearance of being a little cabbage, but she has to pretend to be a white lotus.
"That's it, who's that, what's your name?" Yutu looked at Xixi
Asked.
"Hee-hee, the universe is super invincible and cute King Kong doll Hee-hee. Hee Hee said.
"Yes, Hee Hee is right, I'm not your babysitter, I don't want to wash your toilet anymore, I don't want to wash your belly pocket, I don't want to clean up, I don't even want to make medicine!" shouted Yutu as he stepped on the arm of the chair.
"Boom... Don't you love me?" Chang'e sat down on the ground and began to perform pear blossoms with rain.
"Have you ever loved me?" asked the Jade Rabbit, looking down at Chang'e.
"Love, you are like my relative. Chang'e looked at the Jade Rabbit with tears in her eyes and said sincerely.
I don't want to be your relative anymore, I want to go down to the mortal world, go to the mortal world to live, and never stay in this deserted Guanghan Palace again. The Jade Rabbit jumped down from the chair, paws behind her back, and walked coldly in front of Chang'e.
"Xiaoyu, don't leave me!" Chang'e hurriedly hugged Yutu's fat leg and cried.
"Let go, or I'm going to fart!" shouted Jade Rabbit.
"Let's calm down, otherwise, let Jade Rabbit go to the mortal world with us for a few days first. Xiong Mengmeng hurriedly said, he was afraid that the jade rabbit would really fart, you know, a hardcore rabbit that even poop is used to play, farting is simply pediatric for it.
"Yes, Yutu has indeed been quite tired over the years, pounding medicine every day, and being responsible for the cleaning and sanitation of Guanghan Palace. Why don't you give it a holiday?"
"Xiaoyu, do you really want to go to the mortal world?" Chang'e asked, looking up at the Jade Rabbit.
"Yes, I also want to go shopping for clothes, I want to go to the zoo to see lions and tigers, I also want to eat hot pot skewers... Anyway, there's a lot I want to do!" said Jade Rabbit, tilting his head across his paws.
"Okay, but remember to come back, and don't forget the way home. Chang'e wiped her tears and said.
"Got it!" Jade Rabbit nodded.
"Also, Chang'e, why don't you install your toilet when you buy it? If you install a septic device, you don't have to overflow the poop everywhere. Yun Xizi said.
"I don't know about this, I only went to the mortal world once and saw that everyone was using the toilet, so I carried a lot of it back. Chang'e got up and straightened the hem of her skirt.
"Eh, where did you get the money?" said Greedy Dream curiously, the Heavenly Realm didn't send RMB to the immortals!
"There's no money, every time I go to the mortal world, someone always rushes to buy me this and that, and those toilets were given to me by a handsome little guy, and he said that his family opened a toilet shop. Chang'e said.
Everyone: Hehe, which one is stronger to cheat and drink, Chang'e's family in Guanghan Palace o(□)o
"Xiong Mengmeng, you can help Sister Chang'e install a septic tank, so as not to overflow. Hee Hee said.
"Why me again?" Xiong Mengmeng looked reluctant.
"Isn't it what you said about your skills?" Xixi raised his eyebrows and looked at Xiong Mengmeng.
"Is there a salary?" Xiong Mengmeng asked.
"I suddenly wanted to call Mama Needle out to play. Hee Xi straightened his turban and said.
"Damn, aren't you wearing a wig?" Xiong Mengmeng said.
"I'm covered in cotton wool, he can stick it directly on my head!" Hee Hee pointed to the top of his head with a small short finger.
"Okay, okay, I'll get it, can't I get it?" Xiong Mengmeng said helplessly.
In the end, Yutu followed Xixi and the girls to the mortal world to go shopping, while Xiong Mengmeng stayed with Sun Ting and them in the Guanghan Palace, installing a septic device.
Chang'e, on the other hand, found a cloth to cover her mouth and nose, and began to clean up the poop on the terrace.
"Boom... Why did I pull so many poops?" Chang'e sobbed as she swept up.
Since that day, the wonder of the sky has never been seen again.