"Oh, it's been raining for days, doesn't it mean that the spring rain is silent?

Hee Xi lay on the floor-to-ceiling glass and looked out, his chubby face was full of grievances.

The streets of the university town are covered with stagnant water, and the rain splashes up as pedestrians walk by, like flying flowers and fireworks, and the beauty is short-lived.

The continuous rain fell day and night, causing not only Xixi to not be able to go out, but also to the moonlight.

"Is this God crying?" Hee complained as she pressed her chubby face against the glass and pouted.

"That's right!" Ermeng's voice appeared out of thin air.

After the white fog dissipated, Ermeng's chubby figure appeared in the "bustling".

"Yo, isn't this Comrade Ermeng, a civil servant in the heavenly realm, how can you have time to go down to earth to cross the catastrophe?"

Xixi ran over with his little short legs, holding Ermeng's fat face and rubbing it.

Ermeng hurriedly dodged, "Don't.. Don't move your hands and feet, you're a doll with a boyfriend, please respect yourself!"

"Tut-tut, it's been a while, why are you fat again, is the food in the heavenly realm so good?" Hee-hee walked around behind him, pinching and scratching at his fat ass.

"It's quite fleshy. Xiaoxiao walked over, and also stretched out her little short hand and poked Ermeng's fat ass twice.

"Don't make a fuss! Hehe, you don't care about your girlfriends?"

Ermeng hurriedly walked behind Hehe, dodging the clutches of Hexi and Xiaoxiao.

"What do you mean by girlfriends? Xiaoxiao is my little sister, and she is also a little sister hehe, you can eat things indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense!" Xixi crossed his waist with his short hand and glared at Ermeng dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, everyone is a good sister, okay?" Ermeng shook his head helplessly, sat on the sofa, and raised his two little tiger legs, showing fatigue.

Hehe seemed to sense that something was wrong with Ermeng, poured him a glass of water, and sat down next to him.

"Ermeng, what's wrong?

"I'm busy giving you rain. Ermeng held the water cup and drank most of the cup with a grunt.

"Yo, it's really Master Qilian who is raining, but why has it been raining for so long? I haven't heard of the drought recently!" Xixi also squeezed onto the sofa, lying on Hehe's lap, looking at Ermeng.

Ermeng glanced at Xixi and sneered: "Even if there is a real drought, do you think he will be so kind and take the initiative to give rain to the mortal world?"

"So what's going on?" he wondered.

Xixi scratched his head and suddenly realized, "Master Qilian won't be crying, right?"

Ermeng nodded, "Well, the fairy lake has been full of crying from him, and the overflowing water has flowed into the mortal world and turned into spring rain." ”

"Yo, old man, what's going on?"

The koi fish blew a bubble, got in, and flew in front of Ermeng.

"Oh, it's not because his pile of crystal ornaments was smashed. Ermeng shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Who would dare to smash his crystal ornaments? That's his treasure!" said Koi in surprise.

"Master Kunlun. Ermeng said.

Xi Xi rubbed his little short hand and said excitedly: "Is Master Kunlun awake? ”

Ermeng turned his head to look at Xixi, and said with humble eyes: "If you want to hear gossip, then good wine and good food are waiting!"

"It turns out that he came to cheat and eat and drink. Xiaoxiao muttered to the side.

There was no one in the store (none of them were people), so Xixi had to take out his mobile phone to order takeout and let it be delivered to the door of the store.

When the takeaway brother came to the door of the store with a takeaway box, through the gap in the curtains, he sent it

Now there is no one in it except for dolls.

Out of curiosity, he put down the take-out box and glanced inside, just in time to meet Xixi, who was lying on the glass window.

Hee Hee has changed back into a doll's fake face, but those big eyes still startle the takeaway brother.

"Damn! ”

hurriedly took a few steps back, and as soon as he turned around, the takeaway brother spread his steps and ran away.

"Hee-hee, you're scaring people again. Hehe said with some reproach.

"Who called him a voyeur. ”

Hee said disdainfully, walked to the door, opened the door, and brought the takeout box in.

"It's so delicious! I haven't eaten mortal food in a long time. Ermeng ran over excitedly, straightened up, and took the takeaway box from Xixi's hand.

"Didn't eat? Then your body was sucked out by inhaling immortal qi?" Xixi took the opportunity to pinch Ermeng's fat ass again.

Ermeng dodged a little, and said helplessly: "Actually, I've lost some weight." ”

"Are you telling a bad joke?" said Hee-hee.

"I think Ermeng has really lost weight, and he is a lot haggard, and he has dark circles under his eyes. He said.

"Really?"

Hearing this, Hee Xi took a closer look at Ermeng and found that the color under his eye sockets was darker than the skin around him, and the fat on his belly did seem to be less.

"The little belly is gone, are you losing weight?" Hee Hee stretched out his little short hand and patted Ermeng's belly.

"Sister, can you stop eating other men's tofu in front of your boyfriend?" Ermeng said helplessly.

"Hehe, I won't mind, besides, are you a man?" After speaking, his gaze did not forget to move downward, and finally stopped at Ermeng's lower body.

"There's a little jj, but it's small. Xiaoxiao came over and focused his eyes on Ermeng's lower body.

"What kind of dolls are they, all rogue dolls, hehe, you don't care?" Ermeng shouted angrily.

"Okay, okay, let's let Ermeng eat well, don't you still have to listen to gossip?"

"Okay, I won't tease you, let's talk. Hee-hee pulled the smile away and sat down on the chair opposite.

"Wait until I'll have two bites. After speaking, Ermeng opened the box, took out a chicken leg, and gnawed it.

Everyone was not in a hurry, and waited slowly.

Xiaoxiao looked at the appearance of Ermeng eating, turned his head and whispered to Xixi: "Is he a semi-finished product after the failure of the pig fairy transformation?"

"Poof, your sense of humor is catching up with me. Hee Hee covered her mouth and laughed quietly.

"Well, here's the thing..."

After finishing the half box of chicken legs, Er Meng raised the tiger's claws, wiped his greasy mouth, and began to tell everyone about the grievances and grievances of Master Qilian and Master Kunlun for thousands of years.

"Ah, I knew that Master Qilian and Master Kunlun must have a leg!"

After listening, Xixi rubbed his little short hand and said excitedly.

"Oh, my old fellow, it's a bad night!" the koi flicked its tail and flapped a few times in the fish tank.

"It must hurt, right?" hehe, he moved his little short hand to the position of his buttocks.

Although he doesn't feel pain now, when he thinks of the song Chrysanthemum Remnant, he can't help but light several candles for Master Qilian in his heart.

"They can't have children like that. Xiaoxiao put her little short hand behind her back and said thoughtfully.

"True love doesn't need to be proved by having children, Xiaohui and I won't have children, but we still love each other, right, Xiaohui?"

Haiya

stretched out the leaf petals and hugged one of Lin Xiaohui's flowers.

"Yes, Haiya. Lin Xiaohui also took advantage of the situation to lean the flower into Ye Ban'er's arms.

"Then you came here now, don't you want to be a light bulb?" Hee Hee looked at Ermeng and asked.

"I can't stand Master Qilian crying every day!" Ermeng scratched his head irritably.

"Then how can Master Kunlun stand it?" Xixi curiously rubbed his round chin with his small short hand.

"True love!" replied everyone.

Outside Qilian Mountain, above the heavenly realm, next to the fairy lake, a white-haired old man in a white robe was half-lying on the edge of the pool, holding his face with his hands, crying so much that his liver and intestines were broken.

Tears flowed between his fingers and down the backs of his hands into the pool, rippling like a sparkling gem falling into the lake.

The immortal water has overflowed the surface of the lake, and is extending towards the lawn by the pool, and finally at the boundary of the heavenly realm, it will turn into spring rain and sprinkle it on the mortal world.

Beside the white-robed old man sat an old man in a black robe, also full of silver hair, but with a stronger figure than the young man, and he had a long, dense beard, which was as silver and white as his hair.

He patted the white-robed old man on the back and comforted him softly: "Little Lianzi, don't cry, if you keep crying, there will be a flood in the mortal world." ”

Master Qi Lian ignored it, still covering his face and crying.

"How can you forgive me? Master Kunlun said again.

"What kind of shiny thing? that's called crystal, crystal!" Master Qi Lian stopped crying, lowered his hand, and glared at Master Kunlun.

Looking at Master Qi Lian's red and swollen eyes from crying, Master Kunlun felt distressed for a while.

"Yes, Crystal, I'll accompany you to find it, as long as you like it, you can move it back, okay?" Master Kunlun grabbed Master Qilian and coaxed.

"Hmph, the crystal is naturally going to look for it, but don't think that I will forgive you in this way!" Master Qi Lian pushed Master Kunlun away, pulled his sleeve and wiped his nose.

"Then how can you forgive me?" asked Master Kunlun.

"Hmph! Let me braid your beard. Master Qi Lian pulled Master Kunlun's beard and said.

"This... Isn't this a big girl?" Master Kunlun was a little reluctant.

"Ouch, my bitter crystal, Daddy didn't protect you!" Master Qilian let go of his beard, slapped his thigh, and howled again.

"Okay, okay, isn't it just braiding, come on!" Master Kunlun straightened his waist and sent his beard to Master Qilian's hand.

Master Qilian burst into tears and laughed, grabbed Master Kunlun's beard and braided it, and did not pity the jade, which made Master Kunlun feel painful.

Seeing that Master Kunlun was so pained that he squeezed his eyebrows and didn't dare to scream, the anger in Master Qilian's heart was slightly extinguished.

"Satisfied, right?"

Seeing that his beautiful beard had turned into a big braid, Master Kunlun gritted his teeth and asked.

"Hmph! not satisfied!" Master Qi Lian put his hands around his chest and turned his head to the side.

"My aunt, what else do you need to be satisfied?" Master Kunlun asked with a sad face.

Master Qi Lian turned his head, squinted at Master Kunlun, and said coldly, "I want to be on top!"

"Good!" Master Kunlun nodded, his teeth clenched even tighter.

"Ahh

Subsequently, in Master Qi Lian's bedroom, from time to time, Master Kunlun's screams and Master Qi Lian's wild laughter would be heard.

"Hahaha, little Kunzi, I'm going to make you kneel and beg me for mercy!"

Gradually, the rain became lighter......