"What's going on?"

Hades wrinkled his old face and turned around and ran towards the dormitory.

"Let's go, drink tea, as long as the things in it are broken, they will be counted as theirs. ”

Xiao Zan hurriedly stepped forward and dragged Hades out by the arm.

Taking advantage of the two dragging, Ermeng clamped his tail, took small steps, and quietly paced towards the dormitory.

"Two dreams!"

Just as he approached the door of the dormitory, he was stopped by Xiao Zhan.

"I... I didn't want to eavesdrop, really!"

Ermeng immediately turned around, and his tail clamped tighter.

"Hades has delicious steamed pumpkin, go try it. Xiao Zan hooked his lips slightly and said to Ermeng.

"Good!

Hearing that there was something delicious, Ermeng immediately nodded, and his tail also swung up, twisting his fat ass and following...

Two hours later, Hades' dormitory was in shambles, tables and chairs and benches were overturned, clothes and fabrics hung wantonly, the candlesticks overturned, the candles were extinguished, and only one candle was stuck in the candlesticks, flickering and extinguishing.

However, the worst thing is the black wood four-poster bed of Hades, three of the four pillars are broken, and the bed has collapsed, and it has the potential to fall apart.

Through the dim candlelight, I saw two figures arched out of the carpet next to the bed, covered by a single cover, moving and still with the flickering of the candlelight.

Suddenly, one of the figures stood up.

The candlelight shone on his bronzed body, hazy and beautiful, like an oil painting.

He stepped over to the stool where he had fallen to the ground, took the black shorts hanging on them and looked at them, his eyebrows twisted slightly, and as soon as he threw them away, the shorts were thrown behind him and fell to the carpet that had been burned out of the hole by the candlelight.

Walking to Hades's wardrobe, he rummaged for a while, and finally chose a simple black robe and a pair of black trousers, and after a few strokes on his body, he put them on casually.

"Why is your physical strength so good?"

With a complaint, a head with gorgeous hair peeked out of the sheets, his cheeks crimson, his eyes wavy, and a few half-dried tears hanging from the corners of his eyes.

"This immortal is the god of war who shocks the world!"

After a smug word, he said softly: "Xiaolianzi, it's okay, will I be too rude?"

After speaking, he walked over, squatted down, stroked Master Qilian's cheek, and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Hmph! I'm embarrassed to ask, let alone walking, I can't even stand up straight now!" Master Qi Lian pouted and retracted into the sheet.

"Hehe, I'll just carry you. Master Kunlun scratched his head and smiled.

"We made Xiao Yuzi's bedroom like this, but how can we explain it to him!" Master Qi Lian's voice came from under the sheet, and the urn sounded angry.

"Hmm... It's really hard to explain. ”

Master Kunlun looked around, his brows furrowed.

"What should be compensated still has to be compensated, we are immortals, we can't take advantage of ghosts!" After a while, Master Qi Lian said again.

"That's right!" said Xiao Lianzi. Master Kunlun nodded hurriedly.

"It's been almost a few hours, and all the babies have been born. ”

On the palace of Hades, Hades frequently looked in the direction of his dormitory.

"They couldn't have children. Ermeng took a bite of the steamed pumpkin and said with a smashing mouth.

"Who can't have a baby?"

Master Kunlun's voice came from outside the hall, resounding and restraining the clouds.

"Ahem, cough, cough..."

A mouthful of steamed pumpkin was pinched in his throat, and he coughed so much that he dreamed of tears.

"Hades' bed is still comfortable, right?" Xiao Zan took a sip of tea and said with a light smile.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's just not too strong, and I'm halfway through my sleep

, collapsed. ”

was teased by Xiao Zhan, and Master Kunlun didn't twist.

"Poof!"

Hearing Master Kunlun's words, Hades took a sip of tea and splashed all over the table.

Xiao Zan raised his forehead, looked at Master Kunlun, and asked, "Where is the old guy?"

"You're just disabled, I'm so good!" Master Qi Lian's head stretched out from Master Kunlun's shoulder, and his face was flushed.

"Oh, then why do you still need someone to carry it?" Xiao Zan took another sip of tea.

"I..."Master Qi Lian was speechless for a moment.

"I just want to carry our little lianzi on my back every day. Master Kunlun interjected, taking it for granted.

"Yes, he had to carry me. Master Qi Lian immediately agreed.

"It's really a husband and a wife. Hades muttered quietly.

Master Kunlun carried Master Qilian to the hall, and when he saw that the throne of Hades was occupied by the three of them, he was a little dissatisfied: "Move a chair." ”

"Go, move a chair for the two immortals, remember, it's a chair that hasn't been smashed!" The ghost of the Hades Dynasty waved his hand, glanced at Master Kunlun again, and said the last sentence sonorously and forcefully.

"Ahem, all the losses of the underworld will be compensated by this immortal. Master Kunlun said.

"Oh, the Heavenly Realm and the Earthly Mansion are close to each other, and Master Kunlun will see the outside when he says this. Hades waved his hand and laughed.

Then, the conversation changed, stretched his neck to look at Master Qi Lian on Master Kunlun's back, rubbed his hands and smiled: "Master Qi Lian, it is said that the jade bed in the heavenly realm is good, you see that I have absorbed so much ghost qi in the underworld, and in the long run, it is easy to get rheumatism, and sleeping on a jade bed can just relieve this symptom." ”

"Ahem!"

Now it was Xiao Zhan's turn to choke on tea, and he felt that the king of Hades had no face and no skin, and he could be called the head of the Three Realms.

Xiao Zan looked at Hades, his eyes full of disdain.

Hades ignored Xiao Zhan's eyes and continued to smile at Master Qilian.

"Okay, when I go back, I'll move it down for you, what else do you need?" asked Master Qi Lian.

"Heavenly jade, there is no such thing in the world, I really want to collect a few pieces of fine heavenly jade!" Hades rubbed his hands again, and smiled even more shamelessly.

"No problem. Master Qi Lian responded.

After the ghost cha moved the chair, Master Kunlun carefully put Master Qi Lian down, but the seat was too hard, and as soon as Master Qi Lian's ass was touched, he screamed in pain.

"Oops!

Master Kunlun hurriedly helped him up and carried him on his back again.

"Sure enough, it's crippled. Xiao Zan said lightly.

"The master will only be able to lie on his stomach in the future, and the seats in our palace are quite hard. Ermeng said.

"What do you say! Xiao Kunzi, back to Qilian Mountain, I will go to find a jade bed and jade for the king of Hades. Master Qi Lian's old face couldn't hold on, and he just wanted to disappear quickly.

"Okay, let's go back. With that, Master Kunlun planned to leave the underworld with Master Qilian on his back.

"Ahem!"

But as soon as he took a step, he heard Xiao Zhan's cough.

Master Kunlun suddenly woke up, Master Qilian's palace had already been smashed by him, especially those crystal decorations, which had been shattered into slag, and it was estimated that as soon as the wind blew, it would disappear with the wind.

"What, Xiao Lianzi, let's go to Kunlun Mountain first, I have good obsidian there, you can decorate the underworld for Xiao Lianzi." Master Kunlun stopped and turned his head to look at Master Qi Lian.

"Yo, aren't you so precious to your obsidian, saying that it is the treasure of your Kunlun Mountain, I was reluctant to give me the largest piece back then, and only gave me the second largest, so I was angry and ran to sleep. Master Qi Lian teased.

"That's why you went to bed... I see... However, let's go to Kun first

Lun Mountain, not to mention the biggest obsidian, is the entire Kunlun Mountain, I can move it to you. Master Kunlun suddenly realized, and then said.

"Really?" Master Qi Lian's eyes lit up.

"Really, let's go. Master Kunlun urged.

Then, carrying Master Qilian on his back, he accelerated the pace of departure.

"Wait!"

As soon as he stepped out of the Hades Palace, Master Qi Lian suddenly stopped.

"How.. What's the matter, Xiao Lianzi?" Master Kunlun tightened his chrysanthemum, and gave birth to a bad premonition.

"You have something to hide from me!" Master Qi Lian said with a frown.

"No!" Master Kunlun hurriedly denied.

"You're sweating on your back, and whenever you're nervous, you're sweating on your back. Master Qi Lian said.

"What are you nervous about, did you do something sorry for me, huh?" Master Qi Lian asked again.

"No!" Master Kunlun hurriedly shook his head, his back was completely soaked, and fine sweat began to appear on his forehead.

"You smashed my palace?" Master Qi Lian said intuitively.

"No! absolutely not! Only a few artifacts were slightly destroyed. Master Kunlun sneered.

"Artifacts, oh my heavens, my crystal, two dreams, take me back to Qilian Mountain. ”

Master Qi Lian hurriedly jumped off Master Kunlun's back, ignoring the discomfort of his lower body, and limped back to the Hades Palace.

"Good.. Good!"

Ermeng stuffed two more steamed pumpkins into his mouth, then twisted his fat fart and ran towards Master Qilian, summoned out the white mist, and returned to Qilian Mountain with Master Qilian.

"Little Lianzi!"

Master Kunlun couldn't stop it, so he had to watch Master Qilian disappear with the white mist.

"Go back and kneel down and admit your mistake. Xiao Zan said lightly.

"Hey!" Master Kunlun regretted it very much, and after saying goodbye to Xiao Zan and King Hades, he turned around and chased out.

"The plot turned so fast that I couldn't react!" Hades sighed as he stroked his beard.

"Huh. Xiao Zan tugged at his lips, feeling that the sky was going to change soon.

"Ah, my crystal, my heart, my flesh!"

Looking at the crystal scum all over the ground, Master Qilian was sad and indignant, kneeling on the ground and crying.

"Master, please mourn, hiccup!"

Steamed pumpkin eats too much, Ermeng is a little indigestible, and as soon as he returns to the heavenly realm, he is full of burps.

"By the way, what about my statue? Is my statue smashed too?"

Master Qilian stood up and rummaged around for his crystal statue.

"Ah, Kunlun, you it, I hate you!"

After searching for a long time and not finding his crystal statue, Master Qilian lay on the ground, crying and making trouble.

"Xiao Lianzi, your statue is here, here, I didn't fall, I can't bear it!"

Master Kunlun didn't care about the sweat on his body, rushed to Master Qi Lian, helped him up, held him in his arms, and reached into his mouth to take out the crystal statue.

"When I was alone with Nether Fire before, I was afraid that I would break it, so I put it in my mouth first. Wiping the saliva on it, Master Kunlun put the crystal statue on Master Qilian's hand.

"You're disgusting!"

Master Qi Lian held the statue with some disgust and looked at it over and over again, before feeling a little relieved.

"Wow, ahh You Kunlun, who killed a thousand knives, smashed all the treasure crystals I had collected for so many years, you compensate me!"

After a while, Master Qi Lian began to cry again, no matter how Master Kunlun tried to please and admit his mistakes, he just couldn't stop his tears.

Ermeng plucked out his ears and walked out of the palace silently......